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    This topic, which I wrote one year ago, in my edgy troll on the interent phase; was written like something really serious. Now I read it and I fucking laught at my past self, how could I be such stupid? And my engrish was hilarious :P 

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    2. XxXhelazz


      *Puts some hardcore metal...

      (Puts an slipknot song)


    3. XxXhelazz


      I don't hate anyone btw, not anymore...

    4. lonequeso


      Metal works for me, too. Not the music. I run around and hit people with a metal pipe. That always cheers me up. :P

  2. I do remember well the first time I Heard the name Dragon quest. It was in a videogame magazine I saw in the street and, because when I was 9 I was a little Jrpgs fan, I asked my parents if they could buy it. They bought it at christmas and I must say that that decision was a great one, such great that, as you see, I still remember it. Now, at the age of 17, I've played almost every Dragon quest game to date (except XI), and one day I thought: "Why don't I remake the first Dragon quest game in rpgmaker?"; I began, with that simple premise, to embark myself on a journey of almost 2 years. Was it difficult? Sure it was, but the reward is great. By just having this little remake, I feel like I did a great tribute to the origin of one of my favorites franchises, Dragon quest. This is just an ode to the beginning of everything, to the beginning of Dragon quest. -Story Long before the game begins, a man named Erdrick returned peace from the hands of evil. The peace came in the form of the sacred Ball of light. The hero returned to the King with the Ball of Light and there were great festivals and celebrations. Eventually, Erdrick took his leave and was never seen again. Years passed and the people prospered, but one person was not happy with the way things were. He lived in the western mountain cave, far from Tantegel's walls. While exploring deep within the cave, he came across a sleeping dragon. Suddenly, the dragon awoke and the man was very frightened. As he closed his eyes to stop himself from seeing his demise, nothing happened. The man grew tired of waiting and threw a stick to distract it. To his surprise, the dragon picked it up in his mouth and brought it back to the man, like a dog. After that he discovered he could make the dragon do whatever he wanted. He then named himself the Dragonlord. Suddenly, a disaster occurred: Charlock Castle rose from its dirt grave, and everyone knew this was a bad omen. A few minutes later a swarm of monsters attacked Tantegel and the villages across Alefgard. Though they fought bravely, the years of peace had made the people weak. The Ball of Light and Lady Lora were stolen by the Dragonlord himself. After this terrible attack the people were terrified to walk outside again. Many men were killed traveling between places and people locked their doors at night. At night, they could hear the Slimes scratching and mumbling along the walls of Tantegel. The King fell into a deep depression over his kidnapped daughter, even though the legends told of a descendant of Erdrick coming to restore peace. The King believed it to be a myth until one day a scrawny-looking young man appeared at the King's feet and asked permission to retrieve the Ball of Light and Lady Lora. Since many other hapless warriors had volunteered and failed, the King had already given up hope. But he sees a light in this young man's eyes and knew he was the descendant of Erdrick. Giving him a few items and some gold, the King sends the warrior out. -characters Hero: A descendant of the legendary hero Erdrick. He arrives from an unknown location to help the land of Alefgard Erdrick: He rescued Alefgard years earlier. He has left a message for his descendant, in the cave which bears his name. (In the North American localization, he is known as Erdrick, with similar changes to locations and items: Erdrick's Cave, Erdrick's Sword, and so on.) Lorik: The King of Tantegel, and ruler of Alefgard. Lady Lora: Daughter of King Lorik. Imprisoned in the Swamps caves, south of Kol, by the servants of the Dragonlord. Dragonlord: The villain of the story, he has stolen the ball of light in order to lock Alefgard in perpetual darkness. -Screenshots -Features -World map view! -Faceset for the hero! -Music from others Dragon quest games and jrpg titles! -Graphics from other Dragon quest titles! -Original nes translation! -Controls Z= Accept X= Cancel/open menu Shift (not allowed in world map)= run A (in world map)= world map view Q (in world map)= World music change W (in world map)= Bestiary -Credits -STORY BY: Enix -SCRIPTS:Nelderson, Ekras, Sojabird, Yanfly, Gexrox, Woratana, Fridgecrisis,StorymasterQ, Synthesize, Ty, Diedrupo, Night5h4d3.GEXROX, Vlue L. Maynara, Jet10985, Woratana, Moghunter, IXFURU, João Neto and Khas. -RESOURCES: Enix Dragon's Den -MUSIC COMPOSERS: koichi sujiyama, windir, Yasunori mitsuda and Nobuo utematsu. -Download Download (you need Vx ACE's RTP in order to play= RTP) -How to install 1) Decompress the rar 2) Go to the game folder 3) click on the game (the exe with the slime icon) Hope you like it! ^^
  3. mlp

    This game look so cuuteee
  4. My first game was one of the worst games made with rpgmaker, EVER! 

    Should I upload it? :P

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    2. lianderson


      Back in 2002, Untouchables, Issues, and Hybrid Theory were my sound tracks for that game. That menu music was killing me.

    3. PhoenixSoul


      @lianderson Hybrid Theory? Ya don't say...but which version? There were three.

      I believe it was the Japanese release that was used in Rock Band 3...

    4. lianderson


      The original one I suppose. Didn't know there were 3.

  5. My face is quite ordinary XDD
  6. well, here I am... Now, I'll post a pic
  7. I may post it in the future...
  8. Megaman is bad for people. It's a nihilistic game because Megaman's name is a reference to the nietszche superman, which it is related to the nazis. Megaman is nazi, nihilistic and, of course, satanic.

    But this is only a theory, a Helazz theory.

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    2. PhoenixSoul


      @Kayzee Those who do fit the stereotype, are far less common than everyone thinks.


      Also, this 'rivalry' between Metallica and Megadeth is a show they put on for their fans, if one will. Mustaine and Hetfield had some disagreements, they were settled years ago. None of the two bands' members fit the stereotype at all and never have, even Lars Ulrich (Metallica's drummer and co-songwriter), although he may be a bit of a whiner, he's still as classy as he was back in 1982 when Metallica got their start.


      Axl Rose, lead vocalist of Guns 'N' Roses, fits the stereotype more, but not really. He's just an asshole in general, but damn, could he sing.


      Speaking of Guns 'N' Roses, Saul Hudson aka Slash was one of those who preferred to not be in the spotlight off-stage, if possible. As a result, there aren't that many interviews of him, and the only one I've seen is the one he did for a bonus video unlock in Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock where he is a playable character.


      Zack DeLaRocha, the vocalist for Rage Against The Machine, was definitely one of those greedy rockstars, but in reality, was more of a greedy rapper wannabe (after RATM his career came to a swift end iirc).


      John 'Ozzy' Osbourne maybe a sucker for the attention of fans, but at least he's devoted to them and the music, and cares about the money last.


      In reality, most of the musicians that are in it for the money have likely never played a real damn instrument or love the shit out of auto-tune. I I give that the middle finger.

    3. Saltwater Croc

      Saltwater Croc

      This status is just...    I can't. -_-

    4. Kayzee


      @PhoenixSoul Eh... I don't know. It seems like it's pretty common to have a rock star have some point in their career where they are at least a tad self-obsessed and self-indulgent, regardless of their goals at the outset. But that kind of lifestyle isn't stable, so it looks to me like most rock stars either get over themselves or burn out and are forgotten. So yeah, not many of the big name rockers are actually like that (anymore at least), because they wouldn't have gotten as far as they did if they were. Especially nowadays where everything is so public.

  9. My game will be uploaded somewhere,

    I don't care if people are willing to bring me down; leave rpg maker? Me? No, if you think I'm capable of doing that I'm quite sure you don't know me well, because I rather commit suicide than leave rpg maker, ok?

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    2. XxXhelazz


      Do I know you from something, phoenix? Just asking

    3. PhoenixSoul


      Erm, if so, from where I don't know. Given I don't recognize your username, the connection is not apparent...

    4. lonequeso


      Good for you! Haters are gonna hate. You can't let them stop you. 

  10. Would you rather drink piss or being forced to listen Justin Bieber music for 5 hours a day?
  11. Pros: I'm a nice person with ideals that are difficult to remove. Cons: I'm easy to piss off, sometimes I have troubles in understanding people...
  12. My game is a game developed by a human for humans.

    ~Paulo coelho~ 2017

  13. Hey, welcome here! Have a nice time! Do I know you from another site, BTW? you seem familiar to me
  14. MARIO'S PRO SATANIC EVILNESS Mario is evil, Mario is bad, he do kill turtles for his fun, He do takes evil things like drugs, Magic powerups make him high! Because he is a evil man, He hates every animal, Look; he's fricking mad, and he things he's right! Now kids, listen to me, Don't copy this psicopath, Because money isn't like that, It's harder to gain it; you brats! We know, Mario hates life, he want you to stab a knife into your family eyes, don't play this subliminal crap! NINTENDO WARS Ritual of pain, sadistic ceremony, with their body tied down to the floor we will grab our enemies, Sony... There are more foes, let say four, Sega, Microsoft, Ubisoft, and that one, This will be nintendo, nintendo war! M16; for their games we'll push guns, We'll kill 'em ti'll they cry for mercy, This is our evil prosatanic sadistic fun... So the TV is saying: "This is controversy!", We know this is only a trash cleaning, Mario is killing sonic, no hidden meaning, There's only violence for you and for me! Samus is now a fricking neo killing machine, Pokemons are beast that loves crappy meat, Nintendo will be our lifetime super queen! We'll kill you, we'll gonna that shitty ass beat, Nuclear super nintendo atomic invasion! We're NSC, the real kvlt vidogame elite. Now, what will you do? Bring us a donation? frick off; you fuckers, we're the fricking lords and we won't accept that useless persuasion. frick Sony, frick Sega, frick Ubisoft, frick gamers, frick games, frick the scene and what we wanna hear: "frick Microsoft!", this is whay we need to stop our Spleen... I'm sorry if you don't like my poems but they are just for the sake of fun