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Make-A-"Wish" Foundation

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I figure we could do with a few little games on the forum.

The rules are simple. Each post will have you making one wish of your own, and "granting" the wish of the previous poster.

 

The catch is, you have to try your best to ruin their wishes, so let your inner evil genius soar to new... um, depths.

 

Here is an example.

 

A: I wish I could live the rest of my life surrounded by chicks.

B: Wish granted! You are magically transformed into a chicken and will spend the rest of your days in a commercial egg farm.

I wish I had an airplane.

C: Wish granted! You get Da Vinci's flying machine, exactly as the blueprint shows. However, it can't actually fly.

 

You get the idea. Don't forget to say "Wish granted"!

And let's get things started!

 

I wish I had a pet turtle.

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Wish granted! You get a pet turtle, but it doesn't like you as much as it likes me.

 

Uhh. I wish I didn't have pollen allergies? XD (Is the point of this thread supposed to make the wish granted in a bad way? :o)

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This sounds like either the "monkey paw effect" or an encounter with a djinn...interesting...maybe I'll play later

 

@Tsarmina:

 

Wish granted! You're pollen allergies have disappeared only to be replaced by allergies to all citrus fruits. :blink:

 

I wish for your wish to come true.

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Wish granted! But I didn't actually wish for anything, so according to Sartre's existential philosophy your wish is invalidated.

By logical assumption of a cognitive dissonance, you have been invalidated as well.

 

Also, to answer Tsar's question... yes.

 

I wish I was discharged from military service tomorrow.

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Wish Granted! But,they lost your discharge papers so technically you're still stuck there until they find it.

 

I wish I had better conversation skills...

 

This is a rather...unique thread.We need more like it.

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Wish granted! Your wish was indeed unarguably infallible, but is the one and only correct thing you will have said or written from hereon out.

 

I wish I wasn't tone deaf.

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Wish granted! However your life has become terrible.

 

I wish I had an unlimited supply of macaroni!

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Crap, too late :( I was gonna say 'The world of warcraft is now at peace, the game now sucks, millions of gamers are angry with you.'

Wish granted! But no one has learned the skill, so you will never be cast.

I wish life made sense.

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Wish granted! Your bowels are now "Working!!", a slice-of-life manga by Karino Takatsu.

 

I wish I was a spider

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(I should have stopped when i was a smelly immoral time god, I can't even read this thing)

 

Wish Granted! Math is edible, but no one cares for it.

 

I wish my body was perfect.

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Wish granted! Your body is now perfect in the eyes of an anorexia fetishist

I wish all walnuts were whalenuts.

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Wish granted! However, you still can't eat a whale nut because it's 95% blubber.

Also it's the size of a city block. Whale Nuts have levelled entire cities just by existing, and they only take 6 days to grow.

 

The apocalypse does happen. Due to whale nuts.

 

I wish I was a pigeon.

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