Really Stupid Riddles
I got really bored today and came up with a couple really stupid riddles. And I have nothing to do with them other than posting them here, so enjoy my crappy riddles.
I am not red, nor am I blue
I come from blue right to you
I am not yellow, I am not glue
I am not wood but stick to you
From you comes red, from me comes flu
Flames to you bring my doom
I leave you scars, my final boon
What am I?
Kings need me, peasants hate me
Steel rings for me both here and there
Soldiers serve me, battles please me
In my time you run and hide
What am I?
White chapels praise me, dark corners hate me
Angels serve me and demons fear me
Emperors bow and kings remove their crowns
Four great horses pave my ground
What am I?
From king to paupers
From paupers to kings
I am the thing they all need
I am the glint in their eyes
The greed in their heart
Magpies see me and squawk in joy
You turn to look for me and the scoundrel is gone
What am I?
Yes. I know these all suck. Feel free to try and figure them all out and post what you think the answers are.
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