eddsworld life after the end Red Army Files: 001 (PROJECT WAIFU)
The following LOL Instant Messenger conversation was found on the laptop of Paul de Vroom while Yuu R Johnson scoured it for information. It was deemed too hilarious not to share around.
TIMESTAMP: 10:30 AM
Xx_redleader_xX
Paul I need you to deliver a box of weapons to the armoury in the lab. The lab boys accidentally created something that might try to kill us all if it escapes.
-lemondemon
It’s my smoke break. Can’t it wait?
Xx_redleader_xX
No. Go do it. I’ll give you an extra smoke break after.
-lemondemon
Alright.
TIMESTAMP: 11:15 AM
Xx_redleader_xX
Paul.
Paul why did you give the weapons to my tentacle monster?
-lemondemon
I tripped and it picked them all up.
Xx_redleader_xX
Great.
Great now I have a knife wielding tentacle monster.
A KNIFE WIELDING TENTACLE MONSTER.
How is that even useful?
Go ahead. Explain to me how that is even remotely useful.
-lemondemon
You can throw your enemies in there with it?
Xx_redleader_xX
…
For that idea alone I’m letting you keep your smoke breaks.
TIMESTAMP: 4:03 PM
Xx_redleader_xX
I just thought of another use for Naifu Waifu.
-lemondemon
What use is that?
Xx_redleader_xX
Throw in people who disappoint me. You have to get at least one knife away from her before I’ll let you out.
-lemondemon
When will you try this out?
Xx_redleader_xX
Right now.
With you.
Good luck!
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