The following LOL Instant Messenger conversation was found on the laptop of Paul de Vroom while Yuu R Johnson scoured it for information. It was deemed too hilarious not to share around.
TIMESTAMP: 10:30 AM
Paul I need you to deliver a box of weapons to the armoury in the lab. The lab boys accidentally created something that might try to kill us all if it escapes.
It’s my smoke break. Can’t it wait?
No. Go do it. I’ll give you an extra smoke break after.
TIMESTAMP: 11:15 AM
Paul why did you give the weapons to my tentacle monster?
I tripped and it picked them all up.
Great now I have a knife wielding tentacle monster.
A KNIFE WIELDING TENTACLE MONSTER.
How is that even useful?
Go ahead. Explain to me how that is even remotely useful.
You can throw your enemies in there with it?
For that idea alone I’m letting you keep your smoke breaks.
TIMESTAMP: 4:03 PM
I just thought of another use for Naifu Waifu.
What use is that?
Throw in people who disappoint me. You have to get at least one knife away from her before I’ll let you out.
When will you try this out?