Happy Yule, one and all, but first, a word from our sponsor!
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Now, onto the program!
Did you know that Starbucks is gonna make bible verse holiday cups this year? Yup! I got one of them before anyone else, and this is the verse on it, it is Ezekiel 23:20....Errrmmmm....I don't think I can read this aloud on the air....okay, but it's on you, GiGi. (clears throat)
(immediately goes off air)