Arrpeegeemaker

Only if it's my fault. Deal?

You know what? That's more then I expected. I'll take it!

Eh... On second thought, that means any response I give has to blame you for something doesn't it?

The paperwork, stupid and unnecessary additions. Only there for purposes of money taking.
The rings, often times they're encrusted with tiny stones of fluctuating market value and the base material is often made of a metal that otherwise is mainly used in computer chips. Excessive, especially if they're the highest value market commodity you own.
The ceremony, often times more extravagant and noisy than necessary, when not even fifty, sixty years ago most ceremonies were small and quaint, but eloping was always an option.
These are my observations, scrutiny from someone who prefers simple over extravagant, a simple silver ring over a wide gold ring with lots of diamonds, and just the moment between myself and my partner, or maybe a brief ceremony. Why simple? Modesty goes further and lasts longer.

Yeah; @Kayzee would explain it completely differently if she were so inclined, which I don't think she is...