Single Status Update
In the face of depression, unrequited love, and financial debt, I must now more than ever before finish a commercially viable project or enter the... job market, yuck.
Will I prevail? Will Scrum come to my aid in these dire times? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of...
Life of a wannabe game programmer.
But first, a message from our sponsors....
"I love working outside. But when my HP starting getting low, I thought my questing days were over. That's when I talked to my doctor about Hi-Potion. Now, I'm back on the road to my next level up."
-Hi-Potion is an over the counter medicine and is not meant to be taken by players level 14 and under.
-While not common, some side effects may include dizziness, confusion and a loss of MP.
-Women that are pregnant or nursing should not take Hi-Potion.
-You shouldn't take Hi-Potion if you're allergic to Green Herbs or other High-Fantasy healing substances.
-Hi-Potion restores HP and is not meant to treat Poison, Sap or other HP draining physical ailments.
-Talk to your doctor immediately if you begin to bleed from your eye sockets after taking Hi-Potion.
"Having my HP down used to get me down. Now, I'm back to treating every day like a new adventure."
Hi-Potion. From the makers of Potion
Honestly it seems to me like having a commercially viable project is kind of more a matter of random luck then anything else at this point. It must really suck to be a human, needing to actually work and get money instead of play all day like us fairies... I honestly don't know how your society even functions!