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Saeryen

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    Saeryen reacted to lonequeso in Make-A-"Wish" Foundation   
    Wish granted! You now have four cats of each element. Not sure why you thought this was a good idea in the first place, but you soon see just how terrible this is.
     
    First, the earth cat jumps on your lap. It weighs 500 pounds give or take and breaks both your legs when it lands on you. It rubs it's head against your neck, badly scraping it. While your pinned there, the fire cat is playing with your curtains. They light on fire. Meanwhile the water and air cats are fighting, causing a rainstorm inside your room. Unfortunately the fire and you are in the living room. The fire cat begins prowling around as cats do. Every time it's paws touch something, it begins to smolder. The curtain fire looks like it's going to go out of control, but you are still trapped under the earth cat. The water cat decided to nap in your bed causing it to get water logged, but that's the least of your concerns at the moment. The air cat sees a bug flying around and gives chase. It runs by the fire cat and the flaming curtains. The sudden gust of wind causes the flames to fan and spread. The earth cat finally jumps off you giving you an opportunity to escape. You roll yourself onto the floor and begin to crawl towards the front door. The earth cat decides it still wants wants attention and comes near you. It walks by you, stepping on your hand in the process which shatters it. The cat's tail whips you, breaking three of your ribs and knocking the wind out of you. The water cat senses something is happening and leaves your room. It decides it wants attention as well. It tries to rub it's head against your face, but seeing as it's made of water your face goes through it's body. Now your head is submerged in water. This wouldn't be so bad if the wind didn't just get knocked out of you. Within moments you find yourself out of air. You manage to pull your broken body back to escape the watery vessel but the cat follows for a bit. You finally manage to maneuver around it, but all of this cost you precious time. As if the flames weren't bad enough, the air cat begins to chase the fire cat quickly creating a full blown inferno. The entire house is full of black smoke. Luckily your on the floor so you still can manage to breathe a bit. You begin crawling again towards the front door.
    You're almost there! You are about to reach up to open it when the fire cat jumps over you with the air cat in hot pursuit. You are lit ablaze. The pain is so unbearable you collapse back on the floor and begin frantically rolling to try and put the flames out. You succeed, but it your desperation, you weren't watching where you were rolling. You rolled right back to the middle of the room.. Now you have to pull your charred, broken body all the back to the door. You begin crawling once more, but it is too late. The flames have grown and spread too much. You are surrounded by fire, and it closes quickly. You are completely engulfed in flames once more. You use what remaining strength you have to once again roll, but you are greeted by nothing but more fire. Death is your only reprieve. It finally comes. All four cats run off. No one knows what caused the blaze. Not that anyone would've believed it anyway.
     
    Wow. I wish I got paid to write stuff.
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    Saeryen got a reaction from Rikifive in Making dangers damage player followers   
    Thank you, Riki and Divergent! I plugged the script in and tested it just now, works like a charm!
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    Saeryen got a reaction from lonequeso in Catty Lands   
    THE PROBLEM SCENE IS FIXED!
     
    Absolutely wonderful news. =DDDD Now I can get back to working on this properly. I had to go back and redo most of the cutscenes and take out a few switches, and play through all over again, but yay! And, luckily, it's still near the story's beginning, so it wasn't too much work!
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    Saeryen got a reaction from lonequeso in Catty Lands   
    THE PROBLEM SCENE IS FIXED!
     
    Absolutely wonderful news. =DDDD Now I can get back to working on this properly. I had to go back and redo most of the cutscenes and take out a few switches, and play through all over again, but yay! And, luckily, it's still near the story's beginning, so it wasn't too much work!
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    Saeryen got a reaction from lonequeso in Catty Lands   
    THE PROBLEM SCENE IS FIXED!
     
    Absolutely wonderful news. =DDDD Now I can get back to working on this properly. I had to go back and redo most of the cutscenes and take out a few switches, and play through all over again, but yay! And, luckily, it's still near the story's beginning, so it wasn't too much work!
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    Saeryen got a reaction from lonequeso in Catty Lands   
    THE PROBLEM SCENE IS FIXED!
     
    Absolutely wonderful news. =DDDD Now I can get back to working on this properly. I had to go back and redo most of the cutscenes and take out a few switches, and play through all over again, but yay! And, luckily, it's still near the story's beginning, so it wasn't too much work!
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    Saeryen got a reaction from lonequeso in Make-A-"Wish" Foundation   
    Wish granted! lonequeso gathered an army of lone quesos, that is, lone cheeses, and tried to get the world to worship antisocial cheese so that the cheese would feel better. But, he died very badly. As soon as you hear how he died you wish you'd never heard the story. Plus, you feel really sorry for that poor, lonely cheese.
     
    I wish for Voldemort to have turned into a kitten.
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    Saeryen reacted to lonequeso in Make-A-"Wish" Foundation   
    Fiiine Zuko is the stupid doctor from Doctor Who. I've never actually watched that so the consequence is that as soon as I grant this, everyone in the world will have as much knowledge about Doctor Who as I do.
     
    I wish for a seven-leaf clover.
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    Saeryen got a reaction from lonequeso in Make-A-"Wish" Foundation   
    Wish granted! He declares war on Sweden for no reason at all. It turns out Sweden has an army of trained elephants that they send to the US, which results in a lot of building damage done by elephants.
     
    I'm going to wish once more for Zuko to play the Doctor, since last time it didn't actually get granted.
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    Saeryen got a reaction from Meep007 in Make-A-"Wish" Foundation   
    Wish granted! The planet literally turns into a factory and thus loses all of the atmosphere keeping us alive.
     
    I wish that whenever I made a wish, it didn't take so gosh darn long for someone to respond.
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    Saeryen reacted to Nyapurgisnacht in Kitty Survival Simulator   
    Yes!! Thank you so much for asking! I had a lot of RL stuff sort of pile on at once and I needed to sort out some things. I'm still taking a hiatus but things are better now, I'm planning on coming back to developing next month ;3
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    Saeryen got a reaction from lonequeso in Make-A-"Wish" Foundation   
    Wish granted! All the neighborhood pipes get broken because Mario tries to climb through them.
     
    I wish for Zuko to play the Doctor (from Doctor Who). Not Zuko's voice actor, the actual Zuko. I want him to play the Doctor.
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    Saeryen reacted to Whiona in Catty Lands   
    This definitely looks like a neat little minigame, but it seems to be a bit too easy to stop the guards as long as you stay in front of Maia. To make things more difficult, maybe Maia could move faster, and/or multiple guards could approach her at once. 
     
    In the cutscene before the minigame, the characters seem to do a lot of standing around for two people who are about to be seized by guards. You could probably cut down on quite a bit of the guards' dialogue, and maybe have them lunge at Maia and Katrina only to get deflected every few sentences. Or, if you really want to stick with the current scenario of the guards being too scared to lunge at them, don't have Katrina and Maia stick around for so long. If the guards are just standing there, then the two of them should try to make a run for it right away while they have the chance. The dialogue itself is well-written, but the scene as a whole just doesn't feel as fast-paced as it should, considering the circumstances.
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    Saeryen got a reaction from raymi100 in Catty Lands   
    Thank you so much Raymi!
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    Saeryen got a reaction from raymi100 in Catty Lands   
    Saeryen Kalador Games presents...

     
     
    Katrina, now captain of her family ship. Maia, still waiting for her parents to come home. Kali, wrapped up in her luxurious life...
     
    Catty Lands is an upcoming fantasy adventure game made with RPG Maker VX Ace. It takes place in a world very unlike our own; a flat world surrounded by impenetrable fog. Here, the out of the ordinary is merely the everyday. This world is the Catty Lands.
     
    Currently, this game is in the phase of story production. A cast of characters (subject to growth) has been created, as well as many locations. It will likely take one to three years for total completion, particularly as I am the sole developer. This is planned to be a commercial release.
     
     
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    Main Characters:

     
     
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    Credits (subject to change):

     
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    Saeryen got a reaction from lonequeso in The Worst Game Dev Idea Possible   
    Ohhh dear. It's like the Sims, only you have the option to stick your people between giant slices of bread and then a giant comes and eats them. It's rated T for Traumatize Your Kids.
     
    I want an RPG based on Barbie: The Pearl Princess! (it's a film)
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    Saeryen reacted to Jeanne d'Ys in Silly Song Analyzer   
    That's... Actually pretty deep. Huh.
     
    My answer:
    A planned theme song about a serial telling the stories about a cat, titled "Curious Hans"
    However, they scrapped the idea, thinking chimps are better. Guess the final product?
     
     
    There lived a great, great villain in Nothingheim
    A man of deceive, hunger and mourning
    He does arson, robbery, genocide and scam
    Also, his eyebrows are disgusting
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    Saeryen got a reaction from Skysagi in Make-A-"Wish" Foundation   
    Wish granted! It comes out the next day, but it's so good that there's a 500-year waiting list to get one, because people have been buying them so much, even those who have no console to play it with.
     
    I wish my dogs had the ability to turn into cats or back whenever they wanted.
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    Saeryen reacted to Shiggy in Make-A-"Wish" Foundation   
    President Malfoy  banishing all non-wizards lead to to two major consequences : a major exodus from the US and the outing of the magic world. The outing of the magic world lead to a schism between those wanting to stay hidden and those who would join the United-Stated . But the massive population transfers linked to the threat of a magical country whose leader assumed a hateful policy towards non-wizards worried the other world leaders who decided to go to war towards the United States .
    Worried more about the economic outfalls moreso than the actual outfall , the Anti-Magic Coalition Army as they called themselves refused to nuke the US preferring an invasion using the massive manpower made of US refugees wanting to take back their country. Used as cannon fodders against wizards in the war,the casualties were numerous to the point that the wizard population stopped supporting president Malfoy (thanks partly to massive media propaganda from the non-magical world)  and elected Hermione Granger president of the United -States .
    (Wish Granted ! ) With the peace ,wizards started using their magic to improve society. During the war, magic was only used to compensate the lack of workforce . But at peace ,some american companies were able to increase their production and productivity to literally magical levels.
    Those companies crushed all concurrence both in the US and in the rest of the world . Despite the actual world economic production being bigger than before the war , the fact it was concentrated in a few magical companies lead to massive economic disparities . This economic gap rapidly drecreases the world's consumption but because companies were magically able to downsize at no cost,no new company emerge from that. The world economic degrowth continued until the world was basically back to  medieval age with the exception of a class of wizards in the US.
     
     I wish people of the forum will enjoy my wall of text
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    Saeryen got a reaction from lonequeso in Silly Song Analyzer   
    In this game, the poster writes a nonsensical little song/poem (of about 2-5 lines) and the next poster has to come up with a "hidden meaning" behind that song, then write a little song of their own. I'll start:
     
    I was big meowy cat
    I could not catch a squeaky rat
    Without a rat, there is no mat
    No mat for this meowy cat
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    Saeryen got a reaction from lonequeso in Silly Song Analyzer   
    In this game, the poster writes a nonsensical little song/poem (of about 2-5 lines) and the next poster has to come up with a "hidden meaning" behind that song, then write a little song of their own. I'll start:
     
    I was big meowy cat
    I could not catch a squeaky rat
    Without a rat, there is no mat
    No mat for this meowy cat
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    Saeryen reacted to Chaosian in Copyright Law and You   
    Not quite where you got that notion. Games mention inspirations all the time, though usually not in their credits. I vividly remember hearing about Dishonored: "Half Life 2" and "Deus Ex" meet "HP Lovecraft"! Yeah.... if only....
    It's best to leave that out, or just in a Special Thanks though.
     
    The whole area of fan fiction is a legal minefield. Not my expertise by a long shot, but if you're writing music to go in conjunction with the fan fiction it just sounds like original work with a stated purpose. I'm fairly sure there's nothing wrong with that.
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    Saeryen got a reaction from Cookie Ninja in The Worst Game Dev Idea Possible   
    This game is about trying to steal all the cookies you can, but you steal them from innocent little 3-year-olds and make them all cry.
     
    I want a game where when you turn on the console, Zuko in his 20s appears at the other side of the screen and you can talk to him in real time and maybe he'll fall in love with you. (And no one dies)
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    Saeryen reacted to Cookie Ninja in The Worst Game Dev Idea Possible   
    The whole game is put on hold while waiting for Takeos resources to be completed. Date to resume the game development TBA.
     
     
     
    I want emoj game the  strikes back!
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    Saeryen got a reaction from Cookie Ninja in The Worst Game Dev Idea Possible   
    Okay, the new game is about the emoji and how he wants to protect all that is cool from the emoji. But is almost impossible to beat at the end, plus if you lose to you have to start the whole game over.
     
    I want a game that's about rescuing, naming, and caring for as many bunny rabbits as you want without any violence and no rabbits die.
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