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My computer says I have no internet access. I beg to differ, what are your thoughts on the subject?
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I'm telling ya. You have a computer that is jelly of your interactions and wants to try and ban you from talking to other people. Be on the look out for any possible kidnapping signs and you should be safe~
My phone does this sometimes - telling me theres no network - but I blame it on a slow reaction/lag on the phones wi-fi. Sometimes it picks up networks but is too slow to actually show it and lags behind on the visual side of things.
Or your network provider sucks. There's always that
(mines always cuts out when I decide to start watching series or play games coz Sky suck butt)
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I'm getting so pissied! >_< Last year the programming course was based on C++ so I'm thinking free credits. This year they changed the language to java, my most hated language of all times. I now have to work for my extra credits! The horror, being dropped this nightmare is my worst fears coming true. Who in their right mind would want to work for good grades! The designers of the curriculum should all burn in hell! Maybe I would have to learn the java environment, these god damn monsters have no soul.
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Hi everybody! Just checking in to see how life is treating you all. As usual I fail at half of everything cuz I take on twice of what I can handle. xD But otherwise I'm doing fine. How about you guys?
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I've been breaking my back doing long shifts every day for weeks, after another 14 long hours of procrastination I'm exhausted and of to bed. I promised to step down to full time but I'm hopelessly devoted to the cause. >_<
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# HAHA! I solved how to deal with life!
Just run a script 
def wake_up
boot_system
resume_cognitive_function
end
def introspect
kill_self unless reason_to_live.exist?
end
def process_day(schedule)
schedule.each { |task| execute(task) }
end
def go_to_sleep
clear_mind
abort_cognitive_function
power_down
end
@schedule = ["procrastinate", "eat", "procrastinate", "resent_self", "procrastinate"]
loop {
wake_up
introspect
process_day(@schedule)
go_to_sleep
}
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Holy crap! O_O I've been gone for 2 months or so. Now I can't recognize the place. What the hell did you do?
On a different note, how've you all been?
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Alcohol makes anything better!

@PhoenixSoul Sounds like you need gloves and super glue. No idea what that's a metaphor for :/
Maybe you just need a new glass. In the words of Ron White:
When life is giving you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is giving them vodka and throw yourselves a party.
I got the vodka, btw

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