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Cookie Ninja

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    Cookie Ninja got a reaction from PhoenixSoul for a status update, My computer says I have no internet access. I beg to differ, what are your thoughts o   
    My computer says I have no internet access. I beg to differ, what are your thoughts on the subject?
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    Cookie Ninja got a reaction from PhoenixSoul for a status update, Hi everybody! Just checking in to see how life is treating you all. As usual I fail a   
    Hi everybody! Just checking in to see how life is treating you all. As usual I fail at half of everything cuz I take on twice of what I can handle. xD But otherwise I'm doing fine. How about you guys?
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    Cookie Ninja got a reaction from PhoenixSoul for a status update, I've been breaking my back doing long shifts every day for weeks, after another 14 lo   
    I've been breaking my back doing long shifts every day for weeks, after another 14 long hours of procrastination I'm exhausted and of to bed. I promised to step down to full time but I'm hopelessly devoted to the cause. >_<
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    Cookie Ninja got a reaction from PhoenixSoul for a status update, I've been breaking my back doing long shifts every day for weeks, after another 14 lo   
    I've been breaking my back doing long shifts every day for weeks, after another 14 long hours of procrastination I'm exhausted and of to bed. I promised to step down to full time but I'm hopelessly devoted to the cause. >_<
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    Cookie Ninja got a reaction from lonequeso for a status update, # HAHA! I solved how to deal with life! Just run a script def wake_up boot_system res   
    # HAHA! I solved how to deal with life!  Just run a script
    def wake_up
        boot_system
        resume_cognitive_function
    end
     
    def introspect
        kill_self unless reason_to_live.exist?
    end
     
    def process_day(schedule)
        schedule.each { |task| execute(task) }
    end
     
    def go_to_sleep
        clear_mind
        abort_cognitive_function
        power_down
    end
     
     @schedule = ["procrastinate", "eat", "procrastinate", "resent_self", "procrastinate"]
     
    loop {
        wake_up
        introspect
        process_day(@schedule)
        go_to_sleep
    }
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    Cookie Ninja got a reaction from lonequeso for a status update, # HAHA! I solved how to deal with life! Just run a script def wake_up boot_system res   
    # HAHA! I solved how to deal with life!  Just run a script
    def wake_up
        boot_system
        resume_cognitive_function
    end
     
    def introspect
        kill_self unless reason_to_live.exist?
    end
     
    def process_day(schedule)
        schedule.each { |task| execute(task) }
    end
     
    def go_to_sleep
        clear_mind
        abort_cognitive_function
        power_down
    end
     
     @schedule = ["procrastinate", "eat", "procrastinate", "resent_self", "procrastinate"]
     
    loop {
        wake_up
        introspect
        process_day(@schedule)
        go_to_sleep
    }
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    Cookie Ninja got a reaction from PhoenixSoul for a status update, Holy crap! O_O I've been gone for 2 months or so. Now I can't recognize the place. Wh   
    Holy crap! O_O I've been gone for 2 months or so. Now I can't recognize the place. What the hell did you do?
     
    On a different note, how've you all been?
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    Cookie Ninja got a reaction from PhoenixSoul for a status update, Holy crap! O_O I've been gone for 2 months or so. Now I can't recognize the place. Wh   
    Holy crap! O_O I've been gone for 2 months or so. Now I can't recognize the place. What the hell did you do?
     
    On a different note, how've you all been?
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    Cookie Ninja got a reaction from PhoenixSoul for a status update, Holy crap! O_O I've been gone for 2 months or so. Now I can't recognize the place. Wh   
    Holy crap! O_O I've been gone for 2 months or so. Now I can't recognize the place. What the hell did you do?
     
    On a different note, how've you all been?
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