CyrusJazzberry

Oh yeah? You think your a big man commenting out things huh? Watch yourself kid. I got code scattered in tons of scripts. Try and comment me out and I'll refactor you so bad you won't recognize yourself. Capiche?

Maybe you can get away with it on the poor suckers who don't know code, but if you mess with the Programmer Mafia the Programmer Mafia messes with you. :P

i don't claim code as my own that's evil and nefarious

i do however, like making smash memes

Evil and Nefarious? You got us all wrong kid. We are a legitimate business, see? And we don't take kindly to those kinda accusations. You gonna be trouble kid? Don't make us call our... ahem... 'troubleshooters'.

DON'T WORRY CITIZEN! I'LL SAVE YOU!

Gasp! Richard Stallman? Founder of the Free Software Foundation?!? Grr... You get a pass this time kid, but watch yourself! The Programmer Mafia has it's hands in everything.

HAHA! ONCE AGAIN THE PROGRAMMER MAFIA IS NO MATCH FOR.... STALLMAAAAN!

*and there he goes, fighting for freedom, righting injustice, getting into petty arguments over if Linux should really be called GNU/Linux, our hero STALLMAN!*