Night Of The Living Noobyas Review

[Jonnie91 1,149]

Night of The Living Noobyas Review

 

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Developer: Douchebag @amerk

Reviewer: Jonnie9119

 

Good  Points: 

• 1 Good Character (see below for more details)

Bad Points:

• AMerk is a douchebag. He doesn't deserve a good review, as he gave me a bad review for Spirit Timer douche.
• Graphics are crap
• Audio is crap
• Did I mention I feel like crap?

Introduction 

 

What freaking idiot would turn this shit on and say now there goes one hell of a game. I really hoped that I wasn't forced to review this game, but Kaz asked me too. My reply...

"Shit". 

 

Mapping: 

 

 

 

I mean seriously...two ovens. Anyone would think that he wrote this game as a joke.

 

Audio:

 

One Audio Sums It UP! Town5. I effing HATE that track. I want to burn this game to the bowels of bloody hell. 

 

Story: 

 

Cliche'd and Rubbish. I sat and played this game and thought. Why the hell did Amerk waste his time with this awful piece of crap.

 

Characters: 

 

Most of them Shit. however, I will say that one of the characters are pretty damn awesome. I mean his sprite, was sexy..I mean just phwahhhh. Jonnie19 was point blank the best character in the world. I mean come on...He is funny, attractive, and just made the entire game. The name, pure genius. The sprite. Damn amazing. 

 

I couldn't care less about the other characters, they all sucked and were cliched

 

 

Conclusion: 

 

I would strongly recommend that Amerk take a look at some useful tutorials on how to construct a proper RPG  and stay away from parodies.

 

strike that...

 

The games complete shit. Use it as toilet paper to wipe your cyber ass and then facebook it for all I care, the game belongs in the Dormant Dung Pile. 

 

Review Score: no number can sum up how crap this game is. Now I'm going to take an asprin and go to bed.

 

....

 

Of course I am completely kidding and this is just me parodying myself as I was portrayed in the game. The truth is, this game is funny. REALLY god damn funny. I loved every second of playing it, although I was a freaking white mage. points down for that. It was something that I really enjoyed playing, and truth is I'm still playing it now and haven't quite finished it...but I HAD to write this "review" because I lol'd too much at my portrayal. 

 

A few points should be added though, the maps were abit large for me (but I do like smaller more compact maps, and it's more preference rather than something that will put me off playing the game.)

 

The way that Amerk portrayed me, was at some points scarily realistic. I DO in fact say Jonnie Boy alot, call myself schizo, and i really. REALLY do hate the default Title Theme track in VX. *shudders*.

 

Me and Amerk have worked together for a while now, and he's been making this game for ages, and really glad that it's finally out in the world. I promise to make a REAL review once I've finished it but hey, I COULD NOT resist this

 

 

 

 

[Ratty524 15]

I wanted an in-depth review.

[Radiant Arin 412]

But it was in-depth. It was so philosophically mind-blowing that Jonnie doesn't need to write an in-depth review because we are all under his spell. And only one word can describe the game he just reviewed, which has already been stated.

 

I know I BS'd that, but still.

[+ Titanhex 284]

This game is bad because it lacks me. That is all.

[RetroExcellent 369]

I believe you are in the game Titan...Noobly Nooberson or some such, right?

[Radiant Arin 412]

Hey, now, no reason to get at each other's throats.

[+ Titanhex 284]

Shaddow y u cut me wif such words!?

 

On topic, the review was hilarious. I probably should try the game out. Not that I don't feel I know you all enough already

[RetroExcellent 369]

You might know them, but this is from AMerks twisted potato head vision. It is hilarious!

[kaz 1,338]

I never mention soaps either- there was no evil bunnyness-

 

Jonnie's review was hilarious, and that coupled with Amerk's sense of humour shows just how well we all get on. That we can laugh at ourselves

.

 

I started playing  this and within a few moments was laughing - !

[Radiant Arin 412]

I think I'll try this game now. It might make me feel a bit more comfortable with the people that I'm working with.

 

Or I can just watch DP3's LP.

[+ MurgianSwordsman 36]

I like this game too. It was amusing. Also, I'm very sorry for your residence, that must have really been too much for it to take.

[amerk 1,122]

kaz, when I first created this game, I hadn't thought about bunnies. I thought you and X-M-O were dudes, and created the game as such. Soaps was all I could think of. However....

 

 

There are 4 optional boss fights in the game. Fighting them opens the way to better weapons, some of which have references to bunnies. Also, there's an enemy in one area called Trixx, a white rabbit.

 

 

jonnie, awesome review. Glad people are enjoying this game. I also agree with some of the mapping (I'm assuming you are talking about your house?). Personally, I think it gets better as the game progresses, since I improved throughout development, although a few areas continue to be weird (like the late game mountain path). I hopefully learned a few tricks for the next game, though, including how to view tile spaces in a proportionate size.

[+ Novem 344]

We need an RMVXAN DLC.

 

You know you want to do it. Just think of all of the smart-ass remarks you could make me say... lol

 

In all seriousness (I really would love RMVXAN DLC... hehe), I need to get myself some time to play this. I've been wanting to for a while, but I'm so damn busy... and my computer is crap... I can't wait to get my new one. Damn paperwork.