Spectre 829 Posted March 21, 2014 I figure we could do with a few little games on the forum. The rules are simple. Each post will have you making one wish of your own, and "granting" the wish of the previous poster. The catch is, you have to try your best to ruin their wishes, so let your inner evil genius soar to new... um, depths. Here is an example. A: I wish I could live the rest of my life surrounded by chicks. B: Wish granted! You are magically transformed into a chicken and will spend the rest of your days in a commercial egg farm. I wish I had an airplane. C: Wish granted! You get Da Vinci's flying machine, exactly as the blueprint shows. However, it can't actually fly. You get the idea. Don't forget to say "Wish granted"! And let's get things started! I wish I had a pet turtle. 5 TheHarmp, Knighterius, Seriel and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,611 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! You get a pet turtle, but it doesn't like you as much as it likes me. Uhh. I wish I didn't have pollen allergies? XD (Is the point of this thread supposed to make the wish granted in a bad way? ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OneCutStudio 353 Posted March 21, 2014 This sounds like either the "monkey paw effect" or an encounter with a djinn...interesting...maybe I'll play later @Tsarmina: Wish granted! You're pollen allergies have disappeared only to be replaced by allergies to all citrus fruits. I wish for your wish to come true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! But I didn't actually wish for anything, so according to Sartre's existential philosophy your wish is invalidated. By logical assumption of a cognitive dissonance, you have been invalidated as well. Also, to answer Tsar's question... yes. I wish I was discharged from military service tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stryke 10 Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Wish Granted! But,they lost your discharge papers so technically you're still stuck there until they find it. I wish I had better conversation skills... This is a rather...unique thread.We need more like it. Edited March 21, 2014 by Stryke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! You have impeccable gesturing and body language... Unfortunately, you're also mute. I wish I could break a Guinness World Record. 3 Bunni89, Stryke and When Bugs Roam Ur House reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! Your broke the Guinness Wolrd Record for having the most broken bones at once, 201! I wish this wish was infallible. 1 Bunni89 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corpse Wyrm 8 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! Your wish was indeed unarguably infallible, but is the one and only correct thing you will have said or written from hereon out. I wish I wasn't tone deaf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! However, you are now colorblind! I wish this wish was awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunni89 85 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! However your life has become terrible. I wish I had an unlimited supply of macaroni! 1 Shack_Keeper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Shack_Keeper 30 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish Granted! But now all Macaroni tastes like a fart. I wish to be immortal! 1 Bunni89 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! However due to a problem with time and space, you're only immortal for 24 hours. I wish this wish was fat. 1 Shack_Keeper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Shack_Keeper 30 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! You are now pure fat stuck to an 800 pound human. I wish I had the power to control space and time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! You can now control space and time, but not your bowels.I wish I had a toothpick. 2 Knighterius and Shack_Keeper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunni89 85 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! But you now have no teeth. I wish for world peace 1 Shack_Keeper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish Granted! However, you have no peace. I wish I was a tornado! 1 Shack_Keeper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 21, 2014 Crap, too late I was gonna say 'The world of warcraft is now at peace, the game now sucks, millions of gamers are angry with you.'Wish granted! But no one has learned the skill, so you will never be cast.I wish life made sense. 2 Bunni89 and Shack_Keeper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Shack_Keeper 30 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish Granted! Your life makes sense and You have become a Mayfly. I wish my bowels were working. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunni89 85 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! Your bowels are now "Working!!", a slice-of-life manga by Karino Takatsu. I wish I was a spider 1 Shack_Keeper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Shack_Keeper 30 Posted March 21, 2014 (I should have stopped when i was a smelly immoral time god, I can't even read this thing) Wish Granted! Math is edible, but no one cares for it. I wish my body was perfect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! But you have no legs.I wish math was edible. 1 Shack_Keeper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Wish granted! Your body is now perfect in the eyes of an anorexia fetishistI wish all walnuts were whalenuts. Edited March 21, 2014 by TheHarmp 1 Shack_Keeper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Wish granted! However, you still can't eat a whale nut because it's 95% blubber. Also it's the size of a city block. Whale Nuts have levelled entire cities just by existing, and they only take 6 days to grow. The apocalypse does happen. Due to whale nuts. I wish I was a pigeon. Edited March 21, 2014 by Kentard 3 Bunni89, Shack_Keeper and TheHarmp reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Shack_Keeper 30 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! You are now a pigeon! The most hated species on planet earth. I wish I was an android! 1 Bunni89 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted, you are now my old Samsung Galaxy, gathering dust in some box around my attic.I wish How I Met Your Mother would never end. 2 Shack_Keeper and Bunni89 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
