Spectre 829 Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Wish granted, but due to overstressed writing crews, the show fades into mediocrity. Nobody watches it anynore because it's so darn boring. Also because the writers are like 90. I wish I had telekinesis. Edited March 21, 2014 by Kentard 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 21, 2014 Nevermind mine, yours was better :') Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! Unfortunately it only works on empty milk cartons. O_o I wish I never had to do homework again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Wish granted! Your homework is now done for you, very very poorly.I wish sliced bread was my idea. Edited March 21, 2014 by TheHarmp 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Shack_Keeper 30 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! sliced bread was your idea until someone murdered you and took the idea for themselves. I wish I was a working humanoid half robot man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted, you are the terminator, 1 second before you hit the molten steel.I wish I could see sound. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! However it gives you bad indigestion. I wish my life was great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! However, everyone's lives are somehow still better than yours'. I wish Running Man would never end... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 21, 2014 Wish granted! You now have a running man chasing you, and he never stops.I wish I had more fingers. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Shack_Keeper 30 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish Granted! You now have fingers growing all over your body. I wish i was invisible. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) Wish granted! Unfortunately you got run over by a car on the first day. I wish my girlfriend loved working out with me. Edited March 22, 2014 by Kentard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) Wishes granted! You both have invisible girlfriends due to fusioning wishes. (who like to work out.)I wish I could increase my amount of fingers and locations of said fingers at will. Edited March 22, 2014 by TheHarmp 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Shack_Keeper 30 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish Granted! you can change the amount of fingers and locations of finger at will but you have a sick obsession with fingers. I wish i had the Midas touch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted! But on the first day, you picked your nose. I wish I had mind control. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) Wish Granted! However the only mind you can control is yours! I wish I had a free pass to break the rules of this game. Edited March 22, 2014 by SirVivor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunni89 85 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted! You have a free pass to break the rules of this game, unfortunately its sitting in the centre of a live volcano obstacle course... I wish my eyebrows were magnificent 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted. You have the most beautiful eyebrows in the world. It's covered by all the hair all over your face, though. I wish I could fire an anti-tank rifle. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bunni89 85 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted! you fire it directly in your own face. I wish my legs were also magnificently horrifyingly hairy!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted! However due to the extreme growth of hair, you no longer have any hair at all! I wish I had a free pass to break the rules that always returned to me no matter what the situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted. However, the pass broke two rules as it returned: 1. The rule of momentum. The sheer force of the pass being flung amplified as it travelled to the air, returning directly towards your face. 2. The rule of material malleability. The returning pass became hard as diamond, cleaving your skull in two. It then continuously circles you, cleaving other parts of your body until what remains is minced meat. I wish I had the moves like Jagger. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted! However, because you never knew how to dance your moves are stilted. I wish there was an active volcano that affected me in no way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magic2345 252 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted! Volcanos will now stay away from you and everywhere you go, there will be earthquakes. I wish I own all gaming consoles. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted! You own all gaming consoles, but no power cables for them.I wish I could poop money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted! Shortly thereafter, you passed away trying to defecate gold bullion. I wish I had a Klondike bar. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 22, 2014 Wish granted! but the polarbear on the wrapping came to life when you try to take the first bite and rips your face off.I wish it would stop raining for 30 minutes so I can go to my sister's house for coffee. (and get there dry.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
