Bunni89 85 Posted March 26, 2014 Wish granted, the entire world is squashed inside one yellow submarine as a gelatinous mass of body parts. I wish this wish had no negative side effects Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 26, 2014 Wish granted! Nothing happens. I wish for half a wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
When Bugs Roam Ur House 656 Posted March 26, 2014 Wish granted! However your other half-wish is left feeling alone and abandonned. With its feelings of anguish growing into such an uncontrollable mass, the half-wish eventually becomes a black hole that destroys all space and time. With you first. ... And all this could have been prevented. If you had only wished for a whole wish. Not a half one. A whole one. I wish my haircut didn't require me to look down so much. =__=" (it hurts my neck...) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Novem 344 Posted March 26, 2014 Wish granted, but now you have back pains instead of neck pains. Why? Who cares! I wish that I could wish for a wish that didn't end horribly in any way, shape, or form. For me at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 26, 2014 Wish granted! You are no longer a sentient being; unable to comprehend the concept of "horrible" or "bad". Therefore, it cannot be horrible for you. I wish I had a new wish for every time something bad happens to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Novem 344 Posted March 26, 2014 But knowing what you were going to do to me, I would consider it a horrible thing, and that opinion would of course last after my transformation because you are aware of it. Thus, my wish was not actually granted, Wish granted, you are now granted with imagination, but as a consequence you will be able to envision a number of bad things happening to you, and your imagination now has the ability to determine your fate. Except, you cannot die. So you will spend the rest of eternity being unintentionally tortured by yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 26, 2014 Be quiet, non-sentient being! Non-sentient beings don't talk! Wish granted! You didn't wish for anything! I wish for sentience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Novem 344 Posted March 26, 2014 Well of course I didn't wish anything, my original wish hadn't been granted yet. But now I'm not sure what to make of it so I'm just going to move on. Wish granted, you're sentient. I don't have to even try to make this bad. Being sentient kinda sucks. With emotions like pain, sadness, jealousy, etc. I mean it can be good to... so you're life as a sentient being will now also suck. I wish I lived in the Star Wars universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
When Bugs Roam Ur House 656 Posted March 26, 2014 Wish granted! You now live there as a Chewbacca. But due to different school systems, you must also go back to high school-- Along with all your classmates who accidentally got transported there too. Looks like you better stay for an extra year of high school though, since you don't know about career options there. I wish i could see through my wall. o_o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 26, 2014 Wish granted! Your walls are now transparent only to your eyes, have fun running into walls 20 times a day.I wish I could take a 24hour poop, and then not having to poop for the rest of the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 26, 2014 Wish granted! Your massive dump has saved you the trouble of doing it again for an entire year, but it has also jammed up a year's worth of feces in a day, causing all of the city's sewers to back up and spew shit for the rest of the year. I wish it was Miss Scarlet in the observatory with a candlestick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 26, 2014 Wish granted! The word "It" has now transformed into Miss Scarlet in an observatory in another space and time holding a candlestick, the bad part being of course that you'll never see your wish coming true. I wish that the Titanic did not sink, with absolutely no bad side effects Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 26, 2014 Wish granted, it still floats somewhere on the Atlantic, everyone on board died of old age (and seasickness.)I wish I had someone to talk to.. . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 27, 2014 Wish granted. You split yourself into two, giving a doppelganger companion for you to entertain yourself with. Inevitably you two quarrel and fight, leaving your clone dead. By extension, you die as well, and in your afterlife, you two fuse back into one. I wish SirVivor would stop asking for "no bad side effects". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 27, 2014 Wish granted! However, now I ask for the best of side effects, meaning there would be no bad side effects! I wish there were only three with the best of side effects! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 29, 2014 Wish granted. The best side effect is that you get three wishes for the best side effects, and you end in an infinite loop of wishing for best side effects. I wish I could manipulate water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted March 29, 2014 Wish granted! However you can only manipulate the water in your own body. I wish trees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paddy 77 Posted March 30, 2014 Granted! Except, nothing happens because the wish was too vague. I wish that 'e' did not equal 'mc squared'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 30, 2014 Wish granted! Your head blows up though, because... I wish turnips became extinct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted March 30, 2014 Wish granted! Turnips became extinct, now all those turnip fields are fields of marijuana..... huh? ... what?.. downside?.. oh.. ehh... AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY MUWHAHAHA.I wish I found a show to replace How I Met Your Mother when it ends... (ps. If I seem grumpy, distraught, or downright suicidally depressed after April 1st, Himym ending will be the reason.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted March 31, 2014 Wish granted! A new reboot of HIMYM is made, starring lovable personalities such as Kristen Stewart, Nicolas Cage and Adam Sandler. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan and co-directed by George R. R. Martin. Okay, that may actually be so cringeworthy it's good. I wish I could reinvent the turnip. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Brackev 66 Posted March 31, 2014 Wish granted. You reinvent the turnip as a recangular box (japanese watermelon style), but nobody notices because, in seriousness, who really loves turnips. I wish I had a steampunk arm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted April 1, 2014 Wish granted! Your arm is now steampunk, however there is no more water in the world left to run it. My roommate wishes she could eat popcorn without the kernels getting stuck in her teeth! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHarmp 155 Posted April 1, 2014 Wish granted! Your roommate doesn't have teeth for kernels to get stuck in.I wish I'd get some good ideas for objects to edit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
When Bugs Roam Ur House 656 Posted April 1, 2014 Wish granted! ... Your first good idea for an object to edit is your mom's face!! +_+ (sorry if that's harsh lol) I wish i could be eating watermelon atm, yummy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
