Make-A-"Wish" Foundation

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! All mints cease to exist. No country produces currency anymore and the global economy colapses shortly followed by governments and then society. Anarch reigns. I'm like a kid in a candy store buying mints, but you don't last very long in the new world, and are eaten by cannibals.

 

I wish every wish from now on was a pun.

[Purple Phantom 453]

Wish granted. I can't think of a downside to this, but I suppose some people would find this to be... PUNishing! > -shrug-

 

I wish all rocks were punks.

[lonequeso 1,921]

...and with that the game dies... =p

 

Wish granted! All rocks are punks. They form their own punk rock bands and threaten to push traditional human based bands out of the genre. There is a culture clash that shakes society to its core. Being so familiar with quakes, the rocks win out. But they don't stop there. In the true rebel spirit of punk rock, they begin clashing with world governments. It starts with peaceful protests, but when an innocent rock was accidently rolled off a cliff by police, riots broke out. The violence continued to escalate until the conflicts became a full fledged world war.

The world was on the brink of destruction until The Rock and Rocky Balboa joined forces and managed to bring peace to the world. Oh, and somewhere in there you are smashed to death by rebel rocks.

 

I wish someone makes a movie based on that last wish. (The Rock and Sly starring in the same film? It would be epic no matter how dumb the plot is =D)

[Thejaxinator 106]

Wish Granted that movie was made but it was made by Michael Bay and was the biggest flop ever

 

 

I wish random crits were in real life

[Thaletos 96]

Wish granted! But now, things like this happens:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could see in the dark.

Edited June 30, 2016 by Thaletos

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! You can see in the dark, but not the light. Not even with Riddick's goggles.

 

I wish Dragonball Super was better.

[Purple Phantom 453]

Wish granted! It's better! In fact, it's so good, it makes the others look totally lame!

 

I wish I could project anything I wanted into my mind and project things I choose into the minds of people of my choosing.

[+ JuJu 73]

Wish Granted! But, like collect calls from the old days, they have the choice about whether to accept the charges, so the only ones that ever see your projections are old grannies who don't even know what they're looking at. 

 

I wish that I had the power to stop time for increments of twenty-four hours, so that I can get more stuff done. 

[Purple Phantom 453]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, every time you do, there's a 0.01% chance of time freezing forever. Have fun!

 

I wish I was friends with Bill Cipher. (Oh, geez... How many ways could this go wrong? HAHAHAHAHA!)

[Rezanta 373]

Wish granted! Since the weird wish was so maddening, I decided to grant you a friend named Bill, who ciphers things.

 

I wish lon's pun wish would work. :3

[Purple Phantom 453]

Wish granted!

*too bad the people who don't like puns are gonna have a bad time.

 

I wish all genres of music had names like Heavy Metal and Hard Rock so that we'd know what to expect ('coz, y'know, metal can be heavy and rocks are hard).

[+ JuJu 73]

Wish Granted! But people begin to overdo it with names like "Soft, Kawaii yet also kinda rock and roll cool but not in a weird way Jpop" and the music industry collapses as people's tastes turn towards things that don't take over five minutes to say the names of. Thanks for single-handedly bringing down what's been happening since caveman times

 

I wish that I could swish for fish with an Ish Wish Dish. (look it up) 

[lonequeso 1,921]

No idea what that is. However, I am bound by spite to not look it up.

 

So wish granted! You can now swish for fish with an Ish Wish Dish, and then something bad happens. Something really bad. Something so utterly terribly horrific that I don't even know what it is yet.

 

I wish Pokemon Go didn't constantly have server issues.

[Zielach 142]

No idea what that is. However, I am bound by spite to not look it up.

 

So wish granted! You can now swish for fish with an Ish Wish Dish, and then something bad happens. Something really bad. Something so utterly terribly horrific that I don't even know what it is yet.

 

I wish Pokemon Go didn't constantly have server issues.

Wish granted! But instead it has application issues and it closes each time you open it.

 

I wish that scammers didn't exist.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! Scammers no longer exist. Unfortunately, those con artists now have to find another way to harm people. Some get jobs at the DMV, but many of them become serial killers and arsonists. 

 

I wish Dexter Morgan was a real person and he hunted O.J. Simpson. 

[Rezanta 373]

Wish granted! However, once the hunt is complete, the two learn how to build living androids that work like humans and kill for them. (And that's how Terminator came to be o.o)

 

I wish I had Thin Mints right now.

[Zielach 142]

Wish granted! You have Thin Mints, but they're as thin as you can't even see them.

I wish that Spotify had no ads.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! Spotify is now ad free! Without the much needed revenue those ads provided, Spotify goes out of business. To make matters worse, I leaked that you were the sole cause of this in exchange for a nice sum of money. My college loans are paid in full, and everyone hates you. A fairy tale ending if there ever was one.

 

I wish I had a clone so I can work an actual paying job, and be able to work on my game more often.

[Nyuuchan353 147]

Wish granted, but your clone does such a bad job that your clone is fired, and is rendered homeless.

 

I wish for a steady income of ~$100,000 a year, downside-free.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! The down sides of the bills are blank, making all the money invalid.

 

I wish Firelord Ozai from Avatar the Last Airbender got turned into a harmless kitten at the end (and nothing bad happened to Zuko because of it).

[lonequeso 1,921]

Sooo that's where Zuko is from, eh? Time to grant a wish with zero prior knowledge to the stuff it's referencing.

 

Wish granted! The Firelord is a harmless kitten, and cannot do anything bad to Zuko. Zuko returns home after the very anti-climactic climax, and decides to become a librarian. The lame outcome of his adventure destroyed his adventurous spirit, and he happily takes up a simple, mundane life surrounded by books. However, what he and everyone else fails to realize is that with Firelord Ozai removed from power a vacuum was created. This vacuum was soon filled by a far deadlier and more malevolent force, Icelord Iazo. It begins a reign of icy terror that shivers the entire world to its core. Zuko cares not of this, and before long the world is completely frozen over. 

 

I wish I had more rum...

[Nyuuchan353 147]

Wish granted. You have all the Rum, which leads to a two decade FBI, CIA, and KGB investigation that sees all that rum vanish.

 

I wish that I could have whatever I want.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! When you get a zero on an exam, you think to yourself "I just wanna disappear." Then you do.

 

I wish I knew how to perfectly play my favorite songs on the piano.

[+ JuJu 73]

Wish Granted! You know exactly how, but without fingers or toes you're unable to release your inner Mozart. 

 

I wish that I could twitch my nose like Elizabeth Montgomery and have my problems all solved. 

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! But, with no more problems, you now have no reason to twitch your nose. Then, people ask you to do it for their problems. Soon, you get caught up working as nose-twitchy problem solver, which is another problem, and whenever you solve that problem by twitching your nose, the problem starts all over again.

 

I wish that my posts stopped stopping forum game activity!