Make-A-"Wish" Foundation

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted!

 

Now I will reply to all of your forum game posts. What's the negative consequence you ask? That IS the negative consequence

(demonic laughter)

 

I wish I wasn't too lazy to follow through.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! However, your laziness is completely gone, meaning you CANNOT get any sleep at all. Which, of course, means you die.

 

I wish I could have delicious, non-deadly Italian food anytime I wanted.

[benja 6]

Wish granted! You can now have grounded up italian people whenever you want.

 

I wish I had an infinite supply of gum.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Because it's infinite, your stash of gum fills up your house. And the planet. And the universe. There's just too much for the universe to handle, so it explodes, sending the gum into other universes. So now all the other dimensions have exploded because of all the gum. Congratulations, you just caused a class Z apocalypse!

 

I wish for all the universe-ending gum to disappear and for all the alternate dimensions to be brought back, and everyone who died from the apocalypse is revived!

[Purple Phantom 453]

Wish granted! Everything is back. Unfortunately, everyone who's ever died from every single apocalypse has returned and nobody can die, due to constantly being revived from death. Also, everything's asymmetrical, again. >_> The world is delving into utter chaos. Humanity ends up torturing itself, unable to kill. Unable to die. Everybody sinks into a deep, dark, insane state. Chaos has not only ensued, but it rules every universe, save for the ones made of lollipops and gumdrops and perfect symmetry. These are dark times, indeed.

 

I wish November would get here sooner and never end.

[Rezanta 373]

Congrats! I get to grant your wish with throwing all the holidays into November, all the movies, classes, and even all the annoying tax work. Now we'll have to eternally turn in tax reports for little to no money, celebrate a different holiday every hour, have neverending schooling, and suffer the lack of sleep thereof. Thanks Phantom!

 

So... I wish we had our twelve months back.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Now, after a cool fall season that people have appreciated, suddenly snow comes. People are upset. And plus, there will be heat waves in summer again. Uh oh.

 

I wish that Professor McGonagall gets elected president of the United States!

[lonequeso 1,921]

No idea who that is. But he can't be worse than Trump so wish granted. Eep! I was wrong. He's waaay worse than Trump. 

 

I wish Morgan Freeman was elected president. His voice alone would bring world peace.

[Knighterius 502]

Psst...Lonequeso...*whispers* Professor McGonagall is a woman from Harry Potter...  

 

 

 

Wish granted, but after his role in Invictus Morgan Freeman returns to Africa yielding his role to Trump.

 

I wish I was the best singer in the world! o: 

[raymi100 291]

Wish granted! You're the best singer in the world...but you can only sing in Chinese.

 

I wish I had an unlimited supply of pizza.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! Two weeks later, you die of massive heart failure.

 

I wish the Bears didn't suck (again)... This wish never seems to come true. 

[Kayzee 4,033]

Wish granted, bears no longer suck, but they never did suck in the first place, and now you are swarmed by angry bears who are mad you said they sucked. Better get lots of honey to appease them!

 

I wish all wishes were this obvious to misinterpret.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! All wishes are now easy to misinterpret. Every wish is now a bad pun or double entendre. You just recreated pun wars which no one plays thus killing this game. Nice job. *sarcastic clap*

 

I wish Rikifive would stay active in this community.

 

 

[Rikifive 3,411]

Wish granted! He's extremely active, but the forum crashes, because it can't handle his activity, which makes him unable to post most of the time. :3

(actually your wish kinda worked from some point of view. )

 

I'm pretty sure it has been said already, but...

I wish I could fly... I really wish! That would be so great! :3

[Kayzee 4,033]

Wish granted! Now you are under an anti gravity effect and will fall away from earth forever.

 

I wish Rikifive would accept my advances. <3

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! Soon after depending on your personal views the world is blessed or cursed by a new cross species. A Fairypony. Not only does this creature have the physical attributes of both, it has the ability to use both fairy and pony magic. A very powerful mage has been born. The Fairypony has a good heart, but being transpecies is a tough life to live. Though it's parent's meant well, this all was created from one night of passion. Rikifive and Killozapit don't stay together. Killozapit is too scatterbrained and carefree to spend any time raising the Fairypony. Rikifive is too busy creating his opus and roaming the forums.

 

The Fairypony is all on it's own. Being a transpecies, neither ponies or fairies truly accept him nor do many other species. It is exposed to much persecution, ignorance, hare, and even violence. Despite all of this the Fairypony aspires to use his unique magical talents to bring peace, happiness, acceptance, and rainbows to the world. It works tirelessly honing it's skills, and helps those in need whenever it can. However no matter how hard it tries, there seems to be no end to the hate. Eventually, the Fairypony's dreams turn dark. A new goal is set. Destroy everyone. Possessing both fairy and pony magic made the Fairypony a very formidable and dangerous opponent, It laid siege to the world's cities, destroying many and killing millions. It wasn't until it made one fatal mistake that led to its downfall. It blew up the Jack Daniels distillery. This raised the ire of Lonequeso and his Charizard. They swiftly slayed the Fairypony in brutal fashion. 

 

All major governments and most of society had collapsed, and millions lay dead. Lonequeso thought about ruling over what was left, but decided he was too lazy. Instead he appointed Morgan Freeman to be the president of Earth.

 

I wish the wish I granted this was made into a screenplay.

[Kayzee 4,033]

Um, for your information, fairy ponies are totally a thing? They are called Flutter Ponies and everyone of both species would totally love them? Gah, what a pony noob.

 

But fine, wish granted. Everything you said is just your awful screenplay, and no one likes it. You will we stuck waiting tables in Hollywood forever at this rate!

 

I wish I knew more friendly tentacle monsters.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! However, they're so friendly that they keep buying you your favorite foods, and they won't stop. You get sick of the food you once loved, so you yell at the monsters to go away, and they all cry because you hurt their feelings.

 

I wish that my cats from the Catz 5 game all came into the real world.

[Kayzee 4,033]

Lies, I would never tire of what I would ask them to feed me.... Mmmmm salty and good. <3

 

Wish granted, but since I have no idea what that game is and it sounds dumb (Hot tip game creators, putting a z in place of an s hasn't been cool since at least when I was in first grade, and I was probably just to dumb to realize it wasn't cool then), I decide to bring all those robot tigers from Napalm Man's stage in Mega Man 5 to you. They don't like humans.

 

If we are gonna wish for game cats, I wish I could visit cat planet! <3

[Rinoazelda 287]

Wow, I can't believe this has 59 pages already. After a long time avoiding this, I'm back to this game.

 

Congrats. You visit Cat Planet. Unfortunately, all of the cats think you're a toy and scratch you to death. OUCH!

 

I wish I was a good artist.

[Kayzee 4,033]

Haha, but Cat Planet cats are all head and therefore cannot scratch!

 

Wish granted! You are a good artist but all you can draw is kinky kinky smut. Good for me, bad for you.

 

I wish for more kinky kinky smut!

[lonequeso 1,921]

@Killo- Don't act like you didn't love my little narrative 

 

Wish granted! You're entire house and PC hard drive (like it isn't already) are now filled to the gills with kinky smut. So much so you never leave your house again. You're so entranced by your kinky smut, you even forget to eat, and eventually starve to death. At least you died happy, right?

 

I wish Halloween was celebrated every month. 

[Purple Phantom 453]

Wish granted! Halloween is celebrated every month! (I'M SO SORRY, FAVOURITE HOLIDAY OF MINE, PLEASE DON'T HATE ME FOR THIS, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SYMMETRY!)

 

Unfortunately, everybody gets stick of Halloween and stomach aches become a worldwide epidemic. Candy is banned. After about two years, people begin to hate Halloween and riots fill the streets. All Halloween lovers are brutally slaughtered and Christmas decorations come out in July, right after the 4th. As if September wasn't early enough, amIright?

 

I wish merpeople existed exactly the way I imagine them - calm, serene, easy-going a very friendly society of people, everyone talks like your typical surfer dude, but weary of humans because humans are honestly pretty jerky.

Edited September 28, 2016 by PurplePhantom

[Kayzee 4,033]

Wish granted, they are exactly how you imagined... including the dolphin reproductive organs. Don't lie. I saw that status. Now everyone knows you are responsible and thinks you are a weirdo.

 

I wish the mermaids were randy like dolphins too.

[Purple Phantom 453]

Hahaha. XD Who didn't already think I was a weirdo, though?

 

Wish granted!

So, basically, nothing's changed. XDDD

 

I wish we were all merpeople.