Make-A-"Wish" Foundation

[Kayzee 4,033]

Wish granted. You humans are now all sexy sexy merpeople. Unfortunately, a lot of you humans don't live anywhere near the coast and probably won't make it, plus human's whole civilization kinda collapses. But hey! The ones that are sure are having fun in the water and don't need to worry.

 

But I guess I will help you out. I wish all the merpeople who couldn't make it to the sea would become fairies instead. Now us fairies can rule the land, and merpeople the sea! Better for everyone! 

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, there are resources that we all have to trade. Soon, the fairies start hogging the pixie dust supply so that they can have enough magically warmed blankets for all the fairies during the winter. But the merpeople need it too, because it helps them keep their tails clean. Soon, the Great Pixie Dust War starts. In the war, the fairies end up destroying all the pixie dust. Which means that everyone will be cold in winter and mermaid tails will get clogged with mud and rocks and kelp.

 

I wish I could sing cute kitties with swan wings into existence.

[Kayzee 4,033]

Well, we can always make more, but yeah stalk-piling enough can be troublesome...

 

Wish granted, every time you try to sing you start to cough and hack up a poor cute kitten with swan wings like a huge hairball. They are big enough so you can hardly breathe and really hurt really coming out, and by the time they are out they are covered in gross saliva with their fur and feathers matted down. It takes a while for them to fully slide out too, leaving you in agony for minutes. Maybe there is a better way to bring them into the world then by singing them into existence? I mean if you used the song as a vocal component for a spell or something to create them on the ground that would work so much better then trying to sing them directly.

 

I wish merpeople had a better way to clean their tails!

Edited September 30, 2016 by KilloZapit

[Purple Phantom 453]

Wish granted! We now clean our tails with actual faeries.

 

Geeze... I wish my kind weren't so cruel to the faeries. O.o

[Kayzee 4,033]

Wish granted. Merpeople are no longer so cruel to the fairies. Instead fairies will help clean merpeople's scales... in exchange for eternal servitude. :3

 

I wish merpeople enjoyed their new place as fairy servants. <3

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! But the previous fairy servants, who are dogs, don't enjoy being out of a job. A new war happens between the dogs and the merpeople for the privilege to serve the fairies.

 

I wish I could communicate telepathically with plants and trees.

[Thaletos 96]

Wish granted! However they have nothing to comunicate, what did you expect?

 

I wish I commanded a cult of fanatics.

[Rinoazelda 287]

Wish granted! However they have nothing to comunicate, what did you expect?

 

I wish I commanded a cult of fanatics.

Wish granted. You now command a cult of fanatics. However, they are fanatics about you. They follow you everywhere. They imitate you. They sleep with you. You are never alone. You kill yourself. They do strange things with your body... OK, that's it, I'm not gonna write more, I'm feeling sick just because I read this.

 

I wish I could make good puns like Sans, because it would be a Sans-etation, but I don't tend to get Frisk-y.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! However, no one you know (except me) is fond of puns at all. You have a wasted talent.

 

I wish they made a sequel to Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper!

[lonequeso 1,921]

Saeryn, I see you changed your name and have a screenie of yer game. Nice That's one way to keep motivated. Always be looking at your project. 

 

Anyway, another Barbie wish, huh?

 

You know what, fine. If you want a Barbie wish so badly I shall grant your wish just this once with no negative consequences. There is now a sequel to Barbie as Princess and the Pauper. It ends up sucking even without my meddling. 

 

I wish sushi didn't cost so much money.

Edited October 4, 2016 by lonequeso

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Now it costs a piece of your soul. Be careful how much soul you spend...

 

I wish other people would realize that Barbie didn't suck!

[lonequeso 1,921]

Hmm.... worth it! *nom* *nom* *nom*

 

Wish granted! People realize Barbie doesn't suck, but they also realize they hate you. Now everyone likes Barbie, but hates you. Happy?

 

I wish I was a shinigami. Bleach style a.ka. soul reaper. 

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Very soon, you get really sad about killing all those people. You want to quit the job but no, you have to wait until some other fool wishes for the reaper job. Which means you have to suffer through the grief of everyone dying.

 

I wish that Earth had infinite space so we all could live forever!

[Makara 96]

Wish granted! But you can only live for 5 years in normal earth and then in purgatory (alternate instance of earth, hell on earth) for the rest of your life. And demons enslave you to work in an office 20/7 and your job is to pet people in their heads. 

 

I wish I had Uncle Scrooge's cash swimming pool.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Then, a bunch of people who are less fortunate steal all of your cash. You now have an empty swimming pool.

 

I wish I had a pet bunny that was made of snow but couldn't melt, ever.

[Makara 96]

Damn those Beagle Boys...

 

Wish granted! But you get a stable full of bunnies, which doubles every 6 months and you have to care for them else a ghost spirit from Facebook "SHARE THIS OR U DIE" texts comes and steals everything you own even your socks.

 

I wish I was as strong as One Punch Man, but mentally and emotionally.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Your mental strength includes telekinesis. Unfortunately, this means that whenever you have strong feelings about something, you end up moving it! You're watching your favorite show, but then you're so happy that your telekinesis causes the TV to rise into the air and CRASH! It's broken. At least you don't freak out about it.

 

I wish that, on Halloween, my parents adopt a black kitten just for me.

[Makara 96]

Wish granted!

 

This is the kitten! Her name is Alice http://i.imgur.com/0E5omWU.jpg

 

However, the kitten reveals to be a guide (like Sailor Moon's or something) and he warns you that you must save earth from giant monsters when they come. 1 year from then (2017 Halloween) the monsters appear and you must defeat them by... SCORING HIGHER IN A MATHS TEST CHALLENGE! If you fail, earth blows up. You get to live and wander in space however, with your kitten, but neither of you can enter a planet as it would melt you. 

 

 

I wish I could stop time for any amount of time I wish so I was able to do anything I wanted and ponder while no actually losing time!

Edited October 7, 2016 by Whitewatt

[Purple Phantom 453]

Wish granted! However, there is a 1/100th of a chance that every time you do, time will stop forever.

 

I wish I could automatically gain the personality characteristics of whichever fictional character I pleased with no real impact on my personality, so that I could have epically amazing personality imitations for my cosplays.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! However, one fateful day you decide to cosplay a power-hungry villain. There is a battle within your mind between your personality and the character's: part of you wants to take over the world, but the other part doesn't. You struggle with yourself until you decide to take over the world, but not be oppressive of the world's people. You announce you're going to do this and for it, you get thrown in prison.

 

I wish for the next president to be...a cute little bunny named Erika who just wants everyone to be happy.

[Makara 96]

Wish granted! However, Erika decides humans are evil and punishes them by breeding cute and weak looking humans. Then she feeds them to wolves.

 

I wish for 2 plane tickets to go to Japan to this island: 

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! You suddenly get seven bunnies jumping on you. They all want to be your pets. Then seven more. And more. You run to the airport, but the bunnies just won't let go! They're so stuck that even security officers can't get them off you. You'll have to take care of a lot of bunnies from now on...

 

I wish that, on a snowy night, I will sit by the fire (the fire being in a fireplace) with a warm mug of hot chocolate and a friendly kitty on my lap, while wrapped in my Disney Frozen blanket.

Edited October 8, 2016 by Saeryen

[Makara 96]

Wish granted! However, the scenery is a dark haunted forest. Dementors appear from the dark to take your soul. The kitty drinks the hot chocolate and runs away, with the blanket like nothing ever happened.

 

I wish for a banana.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! It's a mushy, moldy banana infested with bugs.

 

I wish my stuffed bunny could talk to me.

[MagicRedFox 9]

Wish Granted! Your stuffed bunny can speak fluently. Unfortunately, like a certain mermaid, you lose your voice and therefore, you are stuck having to use frantically gestures to reply.

 

I wish I was less easily disappointed!