Makara 96 Posted October 8, 2016 Wish granted! However, everyone is more easily disappointed at everything you do... I wish that a zombie apocalypse would break out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 9, 2016 Yay! Someone wants the same thing as me! Wish granted! There is a zombie apocalypse. I have field day running around killing stuff while you die horrifically in the first wave only to come back as a zombie and get killed again during my spree. I wish I had a robot that could do house chores for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 9, 2016 (edited) Yey zombies! Wish granted! Her name is Rosie and she used to belong to the Jetsons family. However, at night she must sleep on top of your face in order to recharge, else she will quit her job and become a monster truck and every day you go out of your house she will attempt to run over your feet. I wish I was the owner of Degica! Edited October 9, 2016 by Flashy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 11, 2016 Wish granted! Less than two months later, Degica declares bankruptcy, and soon after you are homeless on the street. I wish we'd get more hot apple cider at work. So delicious.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 12, 2016 Wish granted! It's REALLY hot. So hot that it's as hot as the surface of the sun. Unless you want to catch fire, it's undrinkable. I wish to NOT transform into a basilisk! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 13, 2016 Wish granted! You turn into a gecko instead. Now you spend the remainder of your days trying to save people money on their car insurance. I wish to see a Geico commercial starring Saeryen as the new gecko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 13, 2016 Wish granted! But it's kinda terrible. Geico dies as a company because of it. I wish people accepted me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 13, 2016 We already do! Wait you mean like the ones you see when you go outside? I don;t like 'em either. Always skateboarding on the sidewalks and playing that hippity hop.Back in my day... *hour long rant ensues* Anyway, wish granted! Everyone now accepts you. Even better they love and trust you. SO much they decide you'd be an awesome President and you are nominated and win in a landslide victory. However you have no idea what you're doing and inadvertently start World War 3. The was goes nuclear. Everyone dies. I wish for a a giant cheese wheel that is no less than a 1/2 mile in radius. Why you ask. Giant rats. Probably somehow those damn kids that skate on the sidewalk's fault. *another angry rant begins but soon ends in napping. * 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 13, 2016 We already do! Thanks. I live in an extremely... Shell we say "stereotypically Christian" neighbourhood. My short hair, fandom shirts, tomboyish and geeky likes, my L-ish way of sitting (it's scientifically proven to be better for you) and my sexual/romantic orientation make me a target of "You need Jesus!" "You're sinning!" and the like. Like, dude, I'm Christian. I'm just not so overpoweringly Christian that I try to shove my beliefs off on others. Back to the topic at hand... (This may be lame... I pretty much just wanted to thank you, then explain why I wished that.) Wish granted! Unfortunately, the wheel of cheese rolls you over as soon as you get it and Super Saiyan Charizard kills us all, again. I wish I could think the way L does. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 13, 2016 (edited) The best kind of person is the person that is not going to shove and force their interests in others a.k.a respectful person ^ Wish granted! However, every single of your social skills vanish when you try to talk to someone irl. I wish for a lego toy train Because lego. Edited October 13, 2016 by Flashy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 13, 2016 Wish granted! Because it's made of LEGOs, the wheels are square so it can't roll around like a normal train. Plus, there are no internal compartments to put passengers in, and the colors clash badly. I wish I could get food from my favorite Indian restaurant for no charge whenever I wanted, and it was super healthy for me without changing the taste or ingredients at all! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted October 13, 2016 Wish granted! You can get food from there for free but you have to give it to me rather then eat it yourself and watch me eat in front of you. :9 I wish someone would get me Mexican food too! I love spicy food! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 13, 2016 Wish granted! It's so spicy that you catch fire. Uh-oh... I wish KilloZapit would stop taking my Indian food! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted October 13, 2016 Mmmm, toasty! Wish granted! Now you give it willingly because you just like me that much. :3 I wish for Thai food too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 14, 2016 Wish granted! Then I take your Thai food because you took my Indian food! I wish that KilloZapit and I share the food so everyone is happy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted October 14, 2016 Wish Granted! But we share some of the Mexican food so you get set on fire too. Hmmm... I wish we weren't set on fire! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 14, 2016 Wish granted! Now we're frozen. I wish to own all of Akiko Shikata's albums without pirating them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 14, 2016 (edited) I wish granted! Akiko Shikata personally gifts you signed copies for all of her albums. Soon after pirates come after them. Not online pirates. Actual pirates. Refusing to give up your precious albums, you try to fight them. That results you taking a long walk off a short plank. I wish I was a pirate. Yaaarrrr!!! Edited October 14, 2016 by lonequeso 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted October 14, 2016 Wish Granted! You are now a software pirate and you are banned from the forums as a result. I wish more people used open licenses instead... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 14, 2016 Wish granted! Many people now use open licenses. That includes an open license to to hunt fairies. I wish I had a rifle. Mwahahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 17, 2016 Wish granted! Except it was Elmer Fudd's and Bugs Bunny got it it. XDDD I wish I were 6 feet tall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 18, 2016 Wish granted! You grow to six feet, but the extra height is entirely in your shoulders, making you look really really weird. How tall are you? Cuz if it's like five feet... yikes. I wish I knew how the universe began. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 20, 2016 (edited) I'm 5'4. O.o Geeze, that's an odd image... Wish granted! Unfortunately, you go mad from the knowledge. I wish I had a basket of exotic butters. Edited October 20, 2016 by Purple Phantom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 21, 2016 (edited) Ha! Joke's on you! I'm already mad! A basket of exotic butter? Like edible butter or lotion? Oh well, here goes nothing. Wish granted. A basket full of Butters: I wish for a basket of exotic cheeses. Edited October 21, 2016 by lonequeso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 23, 2016 Wish granted! The people who delivered it forgot to refrigerate it. It's all spoiled. I wish that no political leader in the world was ever hateful or tyrannical again, and they all decided to open an international kitten rescue together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
