Make-A-"Wish" Foundation

[TheHarmp 155]

My mom's face is NEVER a good idea, lol.

Wish granted! You COULD be eating watermelon right now.
 

I wish I hadn't fallen for multiple april fools jokes already today.

[Spectre 829]

Wish granted. Did I mention you're a beetle grub and would be shortly obliterated by the pesticides in the watermelon?

 

I wish I had a powerful singing voice.

[Tsarmina 2,612]

(^Hm, I wonder where that came from. Kentard knows. Not actually here to make a wish, btw.  )

[Hokobishu 13]

Wish granted! You now have a voice that carries, however it sucks.

 

I wish bannana

[Spectre 829]

Wish granted!

Banana!

 

That is all.

 

I wish for grammatically correct wishes.

[Tsarmina 2,612]

Wish granted! Wishes are now grammatically correct, but have horrendous spelling errors.

 

I wish for coconut water.

[Spectre 829]

Wish granted! However, as the world recuperates from an era of massive spelling errors, they misinterpret "coconut water" as "cyborg walker", which hastily obliterate your neighborhood.

As a final stroke of irony, you kneel in anguish in front of your razed suburbs as a falling coconut strikes the coup de grace on you.

 

I wish someone would find a cure for stupidity.

[Hokobishu 13]

Wish granted! Now that there are no more stupid people in the world, we have more deadly and intelligent wars and Germany takes over with a new Reich.

 

I wish the world was dumb.

[+ Brackev 66]

Wish granted. Now what? Oh yeah, someone in one of those power making thingys pushes the wrong button and everyone is without power. Nobody is smart enough to get things running again. You become a pig farmer who likes to have straw sticking out of his mouth.

 

I wish it was always sunny.

[Spectre 829]

Wish granted.

I don't even need to try and make this look bad, really. Droughts, heat waves, fat people frying up into a crisp...

And of course, the sunscreen industry being the next big thing. Oh wait, no. That's because the workers died to food shortages and malnutrition.

 

I wish I could part the Red Sea.

[Hokobishu 13]

Wish granted! You get mad at your people and break the ten commandments, also you're no longer a part of the forum because you live in a time from 6000 years ago

 

I wish this wish was a wish that could wish for other wishes with a spicy wish.

[Spectre 829]

Wish granted! Unfortunately you can't actually wish for anything, since the last spicy wishâ„¢ was used up in 1962 by Daniel Ortega in Nicaragua.

 

I wishâ„¢ that the world's economy relies on barter trade.

[When Bugs Roam Ur House 656]

Wish granted!

 

We all have all our savings destroyed. Apples with razorblades become a much more real occurance. And human slavery is now actively practised. : D

 

I wish i didn't try making lemon custard today. (I like to creating random dishes/recipes.)

[Spectre 829]

Wish granted! You try making a strawberry tart instead, but it ends up as lemon custard for some reason.

 

I wish my characters were real people.

[Maliki 33]

Wish granted. Your "characters" find you and successfully sue you for slander.

 

I wish I won a multi-million dollar lotto jackpot!

[Stryke 10]

Wish Granted! But you lost all your money the next day after falling for an obvious internet scam about buying a condo on the moon (Not even ground floor).

 

I wish I had my characters' powers and abilities.

[Maliki 33]

Wish granted!  But then you realized that everyone learns their abilities at least at level 1 and you are only level 0.99.

 

I wish I could create fancy FMV sequences for my project with my mind and save them onto any storage system I choose.

[TheHarmp 155]

Wish Granted! but they're saved in .no format, so you can't ever open them.

I wish smoking was good for your body.

[Spectre 829]

Wish granted! Cigarettes now provide increased libido and lung capacity when smoked, and cure cancer.

You subsequently pass away from oxygen poisoning due to excessive breathing while making love, as a result of smoking too many cigarettes and having too large a lung capacity, and by extension, oxygen intake, for your bloodstream to handle.

 

I wish polonium was edible.

[Maliki 33]

Wish Granted

 

You can now eat polonium without fear of death, but the moment you poop the radiation will kill you within seconds of leaving your body.

 

I wish I could sell anything to anyone for a substantial profit!

[Spectre 829]

Wish granted! After awhile, you ran out of things to sell due to how popular you are, so you sold yourself to the devil. For a handsome profit. That you'll never get.

 

I wish I had stone skin.

[When Bugs Roam Ur House 656]

Wish granted! However your stone skin is scaley and itchy-- much like Pan Xianhang's!

Because it is so it itchy, you also end up filing all your nails and teeth to the raw; it's sure hard to scratch stone skin. >: D Bwaha

 

I wish i had another hour before work starts.

[Spectre 829]

Wish granted! You use that hour sleeping in, and end up late for work anyway. Now your boss says you don't have an excuse for being late, and instead of firing you, has demoted you to the mailroom latrine cleaner.

 

I wish I could take Bugs on a magic carpet ride.

[Stryke 10]

Wish Granted! Unfortunately your magic carpet cannot hold the weight of two,so you fall off while flying and leaving bugs to ride alone.

 

I wish I had a bag of doritos.

[Spectre 829]

Wish granted! There's nothing in the bag.

If it makes you feel any better though, it's a nice bag.

 

I wish the community didn't kill me for necro posting.