Kayzee 4,033 Posted October 23, 2016 Wish granted, but unfortunately that still doesn't mean they get along as they all have different ideas about what 'good' is, and your 'international kitten rescue' gets bogged down in endless bureaucracy and never gets anything done. I wish centralized governments would give way to decentralized ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 25, 2016 Wish granted! All centralized governments become decentralized, but the opposite also happens so nothing really changes. Epic fail. I wish I could fly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,033 Posted October 25, 2016 Wish granted. You are now a Charazard... a female one. In heat. Your Charazard is looking kinda interested. I wish I had a video camera. :3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 25, 2016 (edited) Wish granted! It's a really bad one, though. It never takes anything over five seconds, and it doesn't record sound at all. I wish to live to be at least ninety. Edited October 25, 2016 by Saeryen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 26, 2016 Wish granted! You shall live to be 90, but 50 years of it will be in a vegetative state. I wish days lasted more than 24 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 27, 2016 Wish granted! The sun won't set until you're eighty. That's how long a day is now. I wish for every weapon in the world to be turned into a sweet kitten who loves everyone! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicRedFox 9 Posted October 27, 2016 Wish granted! Every weapon in the world turns into a single kitten. Unfortunately, everything can be used as a weapon, even living creatures and everything is turned into one giant kitten, that can be seen sitting on top of Earth from the moon. The kitten loves everyone, but there is no one left to love and is therefore always sad. I wish I was better at remembering things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 27, 2016 Wish granted! You now remember everything, Literally. Every single piece of information that your brain processes stays there permanently. It eventually becomes too much information for your brain to hold, and it shuts down. I wish to spend a day in ancient Greece. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 28, 2016 Wish granted! You meet King Midas and he turns you into gold. When the gods give him the water to turn the gold back to whatever it was before, King Midas forgets about you. I wish that every piece of garbage in the ocean would turn into a live, endangered marine animal, and that whenever garbage was dumped in the ocean the same thing happened to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 29, 2016 The lesson here is King Midas is a jerk. *sigh* Another wish I'd rather not have a bad outcome. Oh well. Wish granted! All the garbage turns into endangered marine animals. The count is in the billions, and the sudden influx irreparably damages the ocean's and by extension the planet's ecosystem. The biosphere collapses. Life ceases to exist, and the planet turns into another Mars due to science. I'm not a baseball fan, but I wish the Cubs win the World Series. Longest championship drought in the entire history of sports. C'mon! I ain't afraid of no goats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 31, 2016 (edited) Wish granted! The Cubs baseball team takes a break and so lion cubs play instead. They win the Series, so then a law is made that says lions are now people. All the lions in the zoos are set free, and a big disaster ensues. I wish for a friendly pet dog that's shaped like a bunny! Edited October 31, 2016 by Saeryen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 3, 2016 Wish granted! Here's a bunny! Just pretend it's a dog. I wish today was a paid holiday cuz the Cubs won. Hey! My last wish actually came true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted November 3, 2016 Wish granted! The new holiday is called Celebrate With the Cubs Day! Unfortunately, the Cubs themselves are too tired and want to spend time with their families, so instead, people let out other cubs. Cubs of lions, tigers, bears, cheetahs, and wolves from the zoo. As wild animals, they don't really party safely with humans. I wish I had the power to never drown in the ocean, so that whenever I swam in it I wouldn't have to be afraid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,033 Posted November 4, 2016 Wish granted! Instead of drowning you just painfully fill with water, forever on the edge of passing out as you barely get enough oxygen to survive. You sink like a rock to the bottom of the ocean and if the incredible pressures don't wreck your body you soon become helpless pray to some huge monstrous squid or something. I wish I had a cute bunny too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 4, 2016 Wish granted! Here's Saeryen's. She never forgives you for taking away her precious bunny, and hates you forevermore. Now I wish for a bunny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,033 Posted November 4, 2016 Wish granted. I plant the bunny on you and explain how you were behind it the whole time. Now she hates you instead! I wish for a different bunny. :3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 4, 2016 Wish granted! Here's a very special bunny. It has a rare blood virus that prevents it from aging, and cannot be out in sunlight. That's right. it's a werebunny! It bites you transforming you into a fairy-bunny hybrid vampire. You turn others into vampires and begin to build an army. It's looking pretty good for you until Wesley Snipes chops your head off. I wish the above was the premise for another "Blade" movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,033 Posted November 4, 2016 Can fairies even be vampires? I guess so, but given we are sort of immortal already and all... Totally down with being a werebunny though! *giggles and hops around wiggling her little fluffy tail* Wish granted. But Blade becomes a bunny too and all the bunny's mate on screen making the movie into an x-rated yiff fest and no one told you. I wish it had sequels with more cute animals! <3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 4, 2016 Wish granted! A sequel is made with even more vampire animals. Squirrels, raccoons, bunnies, and otters fill the silver screen. The director goes overboard with all the animals even adding poorly rendered CGI critters to the film. It is a horrible flop. Wesley Snipes can never find work as an actor again, and many animals were harmed in the making of the film. PETA is furious and threatens to sue the studio. The studio throws you under the proverbial bus to shift the blame. PETA hunts you down and throws you under an actual bus. I wish the Chicago River wasn't so horribly polluted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted November 6, 2016 Wish granted! The pollution is all gone. However, it was just put in an alternate universe's Chicago River. The alternate dimension you uses his world's science to find out about what you did, and he gets MAD. So he crosses over into this dimension and brings a bunch of world-ending quantum stuff with him. Suddenly dogs start meowing, rabbits hunt wolves and cold weather is the most popular time for sunbathing. So congratulations - not only did you do something bad to another world, you've caused this one more grief than it had before. I wish that single drops of water could be transformed into whatever food any living things wants just by wishing it. That way no more animals would have to die for predators to survive or people to eat steak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 7, 2016 Now I know you ain't tryin' to mess with my steak. Wish granted! Unfortunately, Animals don't have the intelligence to wish for food so your wish does absolutely nothing for them. People can use it just fine. Humans do what humans do best and abuse this new ability wishing for far more than they need. Everyone becomes morbidly obese, and die soon after from various complications. Oh well, at least I can wish for steaks whenever I want, I shall die happy. I wish Saeryen would stop messing with my delicious animal flesh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebonknight 13 Posted November 9, 2016 Wish granted. Now no one can mess with animal flesh because they've become fifty feet tall with a penchant for human flesh. We went extinct in a week! I wish meat grew on trees, already cooked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rinoazelda 287 Posted November 9, 2016 (edited) Edited November 9, 2016 by Kirimash ♪ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted November 10, 2016 Wish granted! However, now you can only talk in memes. That means when you open your mouth, a meme appears in front of your face for a few seconds. It's much harder for people to understand you. I wish for all my favorite characters (and my fave OCs) to become real and become my genuine friends! And for the ones who are villains to not be evil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sality Senpai 62 Posted November 11, 2016 Wish granted! However, it turns out that they can not live in the real world for a long time, so they can be here for up to one month, and after they all returns to their worlds, villains will be worse than they were before. I wish for everyone to be happy and stop fighting each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
