Make-A-"Wish" Foundation

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Everyone is turned into a clone of Happy the dwarf from Snow White. At least they've stopped fighting.

 

I wish I had the ability to transform into a Kalavinka or back whenever I wanted.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! People see you flying around as a Kalavinka and think to themselves "Wow! What a rare majestic creature. Let's shoot it."

You are now mounted on a big game hunter's wall between a lion and a griffin, 

 

I wish the super moon would make a super werewolf. 

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! The super werewolf wreaks havoc, killing some people and making others super werewolves too. You get turned into a super werewolf, but while you are a wolf you have no control or memory of your human self. Now, whenever a full moon is out, you must hide in the dark or you'll put everyone in danger.

 

I wish for a permanent suite at the Loews Royal Pacific Resort that could serve as a vacation home.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Yay! Imma werewolf! Rawr!

 

 

 

I wish for a permanent suite at the Loews Royal Pacific Resort that could serve as a vacation home.

 

I dunno what that is, but it sounds awesome. Wish granted! You now have your own personal suite. You check for the first time just as a hurricane, earthquake, and sharknado its the are. There are no survivors (except for the shaks.)

 

I wish sharknados were real. 

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! They come after you. You die, and then in the afterlife the Greek gods make you scrub their floors because you basically wished for an apocalypse.

 

I wish for a sharknado but with friendly flying bunnies instead of sharks.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Kratos was betrayed by the Gods, too. Things didn't work out too well for them

 

Wish granted! Bunnynado!!! Elmer Fudd learned how to shoot and is having a field day.

 

Poor bunnies... I wish it was duck season.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! All the seasons are replaced with "duck season." In spring, ducks grow instead of flowers. In summer, everyone swims in pools full of ducks instead of water. In fall, ducks fall from the trees instead of leaves. And in winter, you get ducks instead of snow.

 

I wish the real seasons back!

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! All the seasons are back, but in extreme flux. One region is spring while the one next to it is fall. Now you have to go on a quest to restore the seasons to order just like in Oracle of Seasons. Say hi to the Gorons for me!

 

I wish I could be in a Zelda game.

[Kayzee 4,033]

Wish granted. The game is Majora's Mask. You don't get a ocarina or anyone to bail you out in three days. You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

 

I wish I could make my own world to be in! :3

Edited November 22, 2016 by KilloZapit

[lonequeso 1,921]

Umm... aren't you already?

 

Wish granted! You made Majora's Mask. You don't get a ocarina or anyone to bail you out in three days.

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? Plagiarism, ftw!   

 

I wish I could order Lou Malnati's Pizza for free for the rest of my life.

Edited November 22, 2016 by lonequeso

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, the company gets taken over by some people who don't know at all how to make pizza. So next time you order, you get pizza with tofu on it. Ew.

 

I wish for every shelter cat in the world to be adopted by people who can afford to care for the cat and are also very good to the cat. And I want one of those people to be me.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Oh, so it's a California Pizza Kitchen now? 

 

Wish granted! Since you love cats so much, you get ALL the shelter cats! Good luck.

 

I wish the Bears and Cubs would switch names. The team that doesn't suck should be the adult term, right? Right? Bah, no one here cares about sportball...

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! The new Bears rock, but the new Cubs suck. People are confused as to what's happening, and then the confusion causes a distortion in the fourth dimension or something sci-fi-y like that, and the next thing you know all the cats switch souls with all the bunnies and your TV can only play playthroughs of Barbie Explorer.

 

I wish that my personal fantasy world, Kaladoria Island, would exist exactly as I imagined, and all my family and friends would live there with me alongside my favorite characters and some original characters I made up.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, Charizard has seeped into your subconscious so he's there, too. Enjoy! *evil laugh*

 

I wish everyone who celebrates Thanksgiving has a great day tomorrow. Make something bad happen outta that! I dares ya!

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Eris, the Greek goddess of chaos, is mad that absolutely everyone is stress-free. So she causes a bunch of earthquakes. Nice going.

 

I wish that Charizard in my world was friendly to everyone there. (Notice how nice I am to not just wish him away)

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! Charizard is now super friendly and playful. Too bad he doesn't know his own strength. Every time he plays with someone at least one thing blows up and people die. he ends up getting really carried away one day and blows up the planet. yeah... shoulda wished him away. Like to King Kai's planet like Goku did with Cell.

 

I wish I knew how to code fro videogames. 

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! But you can't use your skills because Charizard caused the end of the world.

 

I wish that Harry Potter is released as an animated series with great animation and wonderful voice actors, and is 100% faithful to the books.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! Harry potter becomes an animated series (there are rumors this may actually be happening on the interweb, btw), and it is a smash hit.

The Harry Potter series is richer and more powerful than ever. The powers that be decide they want to milk the series for every pound it's worth. They're next project is "True Life: Hogwarts". It is a very highly produced reality series about drug and sex addiction within Hogwarts. The stories are so obviously fabricated and asinine it outrages the Harry Potter fan base and the series dies.

 

I wish I could fly at supersonic speeds.

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! However, you can't really pinpoint where you're going. You decide to fly to Hawaii for a tropical vacation and end up flying right into Mauna Loa, which is erupting.

 

I wish my stuffed animals would come to life so that we could do things together, like play games, watch movies and go to the park.

[Makara 96]

Wish granted! However, at night, the stuffed animals become evil human-murderers.

 

I wish for 10 whole new Assassin's Creed games with brand new stories and locations. 

[lonequeso 1,921]

Wish granted! Ubisoft is completely out of good ideas for the series and try and take in a new direction that ends up being a poor rip off of "The Matrix".

Now everyone hates the franchise and the company. 

 

I wish my ancestors were assassins...

[Saeryen 299]

Wish granted! Because you changed history, your family is suddenly assassins too, because all of your family has opposed the tyrannical King Loolooloo I and all of his evil descendants. Now you either have to defeat King Loolooloo LXVIII or die.

 

I wish for butterscotch flavored ice cream.

[lonequeso 1,921]

So do I. Wish granted! You get a gallon of butterscotch ice cream. but you have to give me half. 

 

I wish I had some chocolate syrup to go with the ice cream. 

[Makara 96]

Wish Granted. Heck, you get a chocolate syrup fountain. However, the hobos of your town will always gather around your whole house, waiting for you to leave it unnatended or waiting for you to take a nap. You know why, don't you?

 

I wish that humanity would go vegan.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Now you do realize if I grant that, I would not be able to have either my butter scotch ice cream or enjoy my chocolate syrup fountain, right? On top of that I can't have meat so no more bacon. Hmm... are you sure you want to go there? Really? You really wanna go through with this?

 

*sigh* 

 

Okay your funeral.  Wish granted! All humanity becomes vegan. Turns out that certain proteins only found in meat were fighting off a deadly infection. One that kills it's victims and then takes over the brain, reanimating the body. You are patient zero. Most people just have flu like symptoms and then drop dead. Not for you. You're one of the resistant ones. Instead of killing you fairly quickly and painlessly, the virus is one of the most awful painful terrible things anyone can ever experience. Your skin literally feels like it's on fire. It also begins falling off, but your exposed flesh burns even worse. You suffer from dysentery as your body desperately tries to expel the virus. Normally, you'd eventually die of dehydration, but the virus alters your body's chemistry making it so it can survive with very little water. Then you begin to bleed from your, eyes, nose, and ears. This also feels like fire. The symptoms last for months crippling you with agonizing pain. Your digestive system begins consuming itself to keep you alive. This is somehow even more painful than any of the other symptoms. Meanwhile, a large portion of the worlds population become zombies. They eventually make their way into your home. You are still alive when they start to eat you. 

 

All because you got between me and food. \

 

I wish for a juicy steak cooked medium rare.