Makara 96 Posted January 17, 2017 You wanna play that game fam? <.< Wish granted! However, you live in the movie of Zombieland and as you're eating your juicy steak cooked medium rare, as your tongue bathes in it's delicious meaty flavour, you get bitten. But it isn't just a normal and simple bite; you're at the restaurant where the guy who ate the infected cow burguer - the patient zero of Zombieland and he just bit you. Within microseconds, your taste buds percept the juicy steak as an horrible, bitter food. It burns your tongue in fact, the texture and feel of the steak's surface falling down your throat. You spit it out as fast as you, still insanely hungry. Thanks to movie logic, your mouth and gums starts bleeding, even though you don't have no internal injuries yet, but everything hurts in your body as if every movement you made you broke a bone, yet you are able to move with great agility. Sadly, your body is no longer yours to control. You can only assist, as your body mindlessly run to search for humans. You take deep bites into their skin, to attempt to eat them. You've lived a comfortable life of eating cooked food which is much easier to chew and rip apart, which is as realistic as human teeth goes, therefore as you pierce on that girl's arm on the street, you can feel your jaw slowly shattering as you learn that human teeth weren't made for cannibalism by default. And humans don't even taste good. In fact, all you know is that "it's wrong" to eat others of your species, so you associate the human's flavour with water - tasteless. While all of this happens, you feel your body itch and ache, but as you know you can't do anything about it. You are destined to roam the world as one of the living-dead. One day, Jesse Ei -- I mean, Columbus, comes across you. You look at him and on instinct, chase after the human. You are ready to sink your teeth right on him, as a car runs you over and separates you from your lower half. The car, an Audi 500 stops in front of your upper half and from it, and a hot chick called Wichita exits from it like a badass in slow motin, while looking at you as she shows you a baseball bat. She hits your head 4 times. You're no longer alive. Though Columbus feels the need to be safe and he shoot what's left because safety. So, Columbus and Wichita and their two other friends ride into the sunset in their marvelous Audi 500. Okay on a serious note, watch the documentary Cowspiracy! And obviously everything here is a joke, I don't mean to offend xD Also, it is proven that all grass has all the vitamins that meat has and more, therefore meat is 100% replaceable if done properly + also on an completely unrelated subject, scientists found out that you can make babies out of women's spines, so we might be facing a woman only world, with hopefully veganism as if you produce only veggies, you'll produce a lot more food for the whole world + polute it way less! I wish to inherit some thousands in cash. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted January 17, 2017 Wish granted! To be nice, I'll have you inherit it from someone you never knew, ever. But then your cat (if you don't have a cat, now you do) shreds all your money! Uh oh! I wish that zombies knitted cute little plush kitties and gave them to impoverished children instead of eating brains and turning everyone else into zombies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 17, 2017 (edited) I have 3 cats, so they shred it 3x faster? Damn! Wish granted! However, now those children have become Chombies, a child whom is a normal human and all, but needs to eat meat constantly. Like a normal zombie! Edited January 17, 2017 by Flashy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 17, 2017 ^^Ya didn't wish for nuthin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 17, 2017 Ops... ._. I wish for one little grass string thing. Yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 18, 2017 Wish granted! You get one little grass string thing. It's from a rare type of grass that you just so happen to be severely allergic to. Now you're dead. I wish I had a spaceship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted January 22, 2017 Wish granted! It's an old, useless one. I wish for an indoor waterpark like the Great Wolf Lodge one, but it belongs to my family so we have every family party there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 25, 2017 Wish granted! You now have a great water park. With great water park comes great responsibility. You and your family have to properly maintain the park, and manage ticket sales and concessions to patrons. It's just like Water Park Tycoon only not fun at all. You are all too busy to enjoy the park itself. Since it's in your house, if you sell it, you no longer have a house. I wish Xzibit would come pimp my old useless spaceship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted January 25, 2017 Wish granted! Somehow, he fixes your spaceship even though he's not a scientist. You ride it and you discover that oops, you forgot to bring bacon and alcohol with you. Unfortunately, you can't go back and get it because the spaceship is automatically landing on a planet where they don't have either of those. I wish I could talk to characters inside games so I could change their fates for the better. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 25, 2017 Wish granted! However, with great power comes great responsability and villains from the games are aware of this. So at night while you sleep they escape from the game through the screen and create the council of gaming evilness. It is now up to you and your game power ups to stop the villains from destroying earth!~ I wish that anxiety would go away. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 28, 2017 (edited) Wish granted! BOO!!! Anxiety work like hiccups, right? No? Okay, wish that anxiety works like hiccups next time, and I have a pretty good idea of where to go with it. Edited January 28, 2017 by lonequeso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 28, 2017 Wish granted. WAIT, WHAT?! IT WORKS! I AM NO LONGER ANXIOUS! *Walks into a stage all naked and sings kumbaya on my own* I wish I could cure myself of Laughtarus Disease, I laugh to much about dumb stuff until I have no more air Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 31, 2017 Wish granted. Now you will never laugh again. Ever. I wish humanity was mastered intergalactic travel, and I get to go on the maiden voyage to a new star system. Nothing bad ever happens in space, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted February 1, 2017 (edited) MWAHAHAHAHA! Wish granted! Heck, humanity builds a whole huge collection of space ships to leave earth since they found a new place. However, on the way to the new star system, Pandorum movie (or whatever the name is of that movie where a guy wakes up in an empty ship that is invaded by aliens or whatever) happens in all the ships. Space is DANGEROUS! DANGEROUUUUUUSSSS! I wish that a species of aliens similar to us, somewhat just a bit more advanced (10, 20 years perhaps?) would visit us already and let us go to their planet to start life anew (and meet some alien chick)! Edited February 1, 2017 by Flashy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted February 1, 2017 Wish granted! Aliens come and take us to their planet.... ... as slaves. If yer lucky, the alien chick will use you as a sex slave <3 I wish I had a time machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted February 1, 2017 Wish granted! However, the first time you use it and depending which way you go, the machine will be stuck in either going forward or back in time only. So you can't ever go home. Ever. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! I wish the time machine didn't have that issue and you'd share it with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted February 1, 2017 Wish granted! Unfortunately, Charizard is not big on sharing and decides he;d rather destroy it so no one can ever use it than share it. (He did poorly in kindergarten) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted February 2, 2017 Where is your wish thoooooooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted February 2, 2017 I wish I could remember to wish for things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted February 2, 2017 Wish granted! Everytime you post here, you'll remember to wish for things. However, all the wishes you will wish will be against yourself! I wish for pancakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted February 2, 2017 Wait if wishing for good things has negative consequences then wishing for bad stuff should have good consequences, right? GAME BREAKER!!! Wish granted. Your entire family is run over by steamrollers and turned into cartoon pancakes. I wish I stubbed my toe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rezanta 373 Posted February 15, 2017 Congratulations! Your wish granted you to stub your toe... on a lego!! Now the world knows you're one of them, which means it's only a matter of time before they kill you and all you know... (I saw some of the posted things here... maybe I should chime in XD) I wish I had fall-colored wings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted February 15, 2017 Wish granted! All the color falls off of your wings. I wish for chocolate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rezanta 373 Posted February 18, 2017 Wish granted! Good thing there was a swimming pool nearby! They had all the "chocolate" you could eat! I wish Mario Maker had new material to work with. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted February 24, 2017 Wish granted! The new material is your body. Have fun being torn to shreds! I wish to be able to travel backward and forward in time at my leisure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
