Spectre 829 Posted January 1, 2015 Wish granted. Oh man, I don't even need to try for this one... Let's see. I had to squeeze through a crowd for an hour and a half after the fireworks died down; midway through a fight broke out between two relatively intoxicated people, and in the midst of the whole mess I was caught in the fistfight; prompting me to retaliate with a beer bottle and literally shove past the rest of the crowd thereafter, since apparently, Black Friday wasn't indicative enough of how some people are too stupid to realize that they're stampeding into children. Following which, four of the guys ditched us outside of a club, so I went with my mates before we decided "eh, boring", and left. Totally worth the fireworks though. Dogs are people too! You have a very liberal definition of "people". Also wrong. Very wrong. I wish people would stop asking me what my New Year's Resolution is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hokobishu 13 Posted January 1, 2015 Wish granted! Now however, they ask you why you don't count dogs as people. I wish someone would find this funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted April 20, 2015 Wish granted. I just got the joke, four and a half months later. Not sorry for the necropost too. I wish I could blaze it, all day, erryday. P.S. For all the newcomers and new readers, this game involves you technically granting the wish of the previous poster, but something terrible will happen along the way. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SinfulBeauty 95 Posted April 20, 2015 Wish granted! Everything you touch has been set ablaze, leaving only soot ;( I wish for some cookies! :3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magic2345 252 Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) Wish granted! You now have the cookies of every website that ever existed, which then blew up your computer/laptop. I wish for the power to control time! Edited April 20, 2015 by magic2345 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuugami 252 Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) Wish granted! You can control time, but you have no say in how far back or how far forward you go. I wish I could sleep for one night. Edited April 20, 2015 by Yuugami Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted April 20, 2015 @Magic: Wish granted! Every second, you have the ability to feel the passage of a second. @Yuugami: Wish granted! On the way home, one evening, you are sedated and have the best sleep of your life. You do, however, wake up with two less kidneys. I wish I could flirt with guys as easily as I do with girls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SinfulBeauty 95 Posted April 20, 2015 Wish granted! Now All men in the world offer to take you out for dinner(while you pay for the meals XD) I wish for some candy! :3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) Wish granted! Now All men in the world offer to take you out for dinner(while you pay for the meals XD) Gosh, I hope not. All men are pigs. Wish granted. I wish I could retire to a tropical island in my old age, and become a master of turtle kung fu. Edited April 20, 2015 by Spectre 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loriesquare 203 Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) Wish granted! After retiring to the island and mastering turtle kung-fu, nobody finds you and you never leave. With nobody to teach your newfound skills to, you spend your whole (extended due to turtle kung-fu mastery) life on the island, alone in agony. Edited April 20, 2015 by Eien Nanashi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted April 20, 2015 (No follow-up wish? D: *waiting anxiously*) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted April 20, 2015 Well, if they don't make a wish, you can make your own without granting a wish. Because everyone is awesome~ ☆ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loriesquare 203 Posted April 21, 2015 My wish was for my wish to be nothing before it was granted. So, yeah.actually i forgot for some reason sorry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heartfeltcurse 195 Posted April 21, 2015 Wish Granted! However, I have trouble making sense of what is actually going on now, so you died. because I can. I wish I didn't need sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SinfulBeauty 95 Posted April 21, 2015 Wish Granted! You come up with insomnia and you'll never sleep again. Plus, you'r eyelids won't close due to muscle pains. I wish for someone to sweep me off my feet and take me away~<3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amysaurus 734 Posted April 21, 2015 Wish granted! They swept you up, and now they've taken you all the way to the dustbin (what a meanie!) I wish I'd stop forgetting to eat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuugami 252 Posted April 21, 2015 Wish granted! Your desk will always be filled with food, but to the point that it covers up your graphic tools so that you must always eat if you want to continue drawing. I wish to ride a dolphin once more. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted April 21, 2015 Wish granted! However, you accidentally impregnate the dolphin, because reasons. After a downhill legal battle, and two appearances on Maury's, you now have custody of the first deformed dolphin-man-child. Jebus. That got dark. I wish that contract law textbooks had 90% less pages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magic2345 252 Posted April 21, 2015 Wish granted, now it has only one huge page, spanning a few hundred meters. I wish my college professor would just come back so I can finally graduate. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loriesquare 203 Posted April 21, 2015 Wish Granted! Your professor came back... but wasn't a professor anymore. I wish I had pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted April 21, 2015 Wish granted! You had pizza several months ago. I wish bluefin tuna would breed and mature ten times faster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
@Monkeysnow55 8 Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) Wish granted! Bluefin tuna now has many fish and is very mature now. I wish for more people to love cookies. Edited April 22, 2015 by @Monkeysnow55 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heartfeltcurse 195 Posted April 22, 2015 wish granted! However, there was a worldwide cookie famine, and half the world went to war with each other over the remaining cookies, and the other half died from lack of cookies. I wish that I could remember how to tie a tie. seriously, I keep learning and forgetting, and its so annoying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magic2345 252 Posted April 22, 2015 Wish granted! You are now able to remember how to tie every type of tie imaginable, even the elusive eldredge. Sadly, you can't remember how to do anything else. I wish monkeys were real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MercyN'Metal 7 Posted April 23, 2015 Wish granted! Thanks to excellent interaction with monkey wannabes (i.e., humans), monkeys now understand the term "keeping it real." They assure you, they are more real than any human they've ever met. I wish I found intelligent life on another planet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
