+ Brackev 66 Posted May 20, 2015 Wish granted. You are given an old failed nuclear powered spaceship. It is currently leaking nuclear waste and the government knows about it. They fine you $20,000,000 and cleanup costs. Also, you got cancer (all kinds) and radiation poisoning while checking it out. I wish that the plants in my house didn't die. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heartfeltcurse 195 Posted May 21, 2015 Wish granted! Your kawaii shoujo has rainbow hair, elf ears, angel wings, vampire teeth, and an enchanted chastity belt called "The Neverending Circumciser." it was all good until the belt. why the belt man??? Wish granted. You played Jumaji, and managed to spawn immortal poisonous plants. oh, and a Silverback Gorilla. A really, really mad Silverback Gorrilla that is strong enough to use the average human male as a toothpick. I wish for a loaded gun (How could this possibly go wrong?) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loriesquare 203 Posted May 21, 2015 Wish Granted! You got a gun that's loaded with chocolate! Yummy! The chocolate is 100% chocolate, it tastes really bitter. I wish I had some nice and tasty bread. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted May 21, 2015 Apologies for a huge hiatus. Work schedule's quite anomalous recently. Wish granted - it's the most delicious bread you've had in ages. Of course, that's if you get past the bread screaming in pain (get it? French for "bread" is "pain") as it's being slowly devoured, and the blood oozing out... I wish to learn about life, the universe and everything, without involving the number 42. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Brackev 66 Posted May 25, 2015 Wish granted, but you already knew that. In fact, you know everything and everything is predictable to you. You feel a kind of boredom never known before. I wish that I had a glass of orange juice. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loriesquare 203 Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) I wish to learn about life, the universe and everything, without involving the number 42. Wish Granted! However, since you did not include the number 42, you do not actually know everything. I wish that I had a glass of orange juice. Wish Granted! You found the meaning of life in it. You found it meaningless. You were just trippin' balls. You did not enjoy the orange juice, though. In fact, you never drank it. You just have it. (I was going to put a link as reference, but I could not find that post on Imgur.) Edited May 25, 2015 by Eien Nanashi 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShinNessTen 64 Posted May 26, 2015 Wish Granted! But instead of ______ you now have _______ I wish i had exactly 420 Cats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loriesquare 203 Posted May 27, 2015 Dammit I forgot to make a wish again. Wish Granted! You now have 420 cats in your room. Nothing is wrong. Except that they all smoke weed everyday. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted May 28, 2015 Wish granted! A brick hits the back of Eien's head as a reminder to make a wish, please. In hindsight, uh... maybe we shouldn't have used a brick. Maybe a foam dart. Oh well. I wish I could split myself in two separate people - one for work, and one to stay at home to do art. P.S. Brackev, remind me to get around to redesign your avatar. I do intend to get you a colored version (or an updated one, anyway). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MercyN'Metal 7 Posted May 28, 2015 Wish granted! But you could only take consciousness of one of the two bodies at a time; so only one of you gets something done, while the other you is dormant in bed, accomplishing nothing. In addition, you have to shower twice as often, brush twice as often, and eat twice as often in order to keep your unhelpful double from getting all smelly. I wish people would name their kids after me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ Brackev 66 Posted May 28, 2015 Wish granted. Every kid who is a pain in the neck now bears your name. It becomes a curseword. P.S. Brackev, remind me to get around to redesign your avatar. I do intend to get you a colored version (or an updated one, anyway). Bonus wish granted. Five bikers have been dispatched to your location, you do have military training afterall.. One question: How many fingers do you need to draw? j/k I wish I was in the circus. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted May 29, 2015 Wish granted! You're a human trapeze. Not the trapeze artist, mind you - forever doomed to swing in limbo from the top of a rickety tent. I'm not so evil - you do survive the ordeal. But you get life for dropping the artist. P.S. It's eleven fingers. You're gonna have to search extra hard for that last one. I wish I could speak nine languages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECG Wolf 36 Posted May 29, 2015 Your wish is my command! You now speak Ho-Chunk, Akurio, Mulluk Mulluk, Tuscarora, Jabuti, Tehuelche, Marti Ke, Mapia, and Klingon. Yes, those are actual languages. Good luck finding anyone who speaks them, though. Well, except the Klingon. There are a surprising number of people that can speak it, but we'll never let you live it down. I wish I had an army of those yellow minions from Despicable Me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loriesquare 203 Posted May 29, 2015 Wish granted! A brick hits the back of Eien's head as a reminder to make a wish, please.god damn it what is wrong with me In hindsight, uh... maybe we shouldn't have used a brick. Maybe a foam dart. Oh well.Actually, I think you need something harder. That brick was pretty brittle. I wish I could split myself in two separate people - one for work, and one to stay at home to do art.Wish Granted! You have split yourself in half. Both of your persons died immediately. --- I wish I had an army of those yellow minions from Despicable Me.Wish Granted! You have an army of figurines of them. About 50,000+. I wish I didn't forget to make a wish. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECG Wolf 36 Posted May 29, 2015 Your wish is my command! Congratulations! You remembered to make a wish about a making a wish that didn't actually wish for anything because the wish was to remember wishing for the very wish that you wish you had but actually didn't wish for in the first place... So... I guess nothing happened... I wish I had a pony!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzureBurstKing 72 Posted May 29, 2015 Wish granted! but the pony starts kicking your face so hard that you needed a plastic surgery.. I wish I was a boy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dainiri.Art 155 Posted May 29, 2015 Wish granted! You just received a p****, but its in you back. ROFL.I wish no one wishes after me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzureBurstKing 72 Posted May 29, 2015 Wish granted! but then the wishing returned after the wish was granted. I wish everything would be black! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dainiri.Art 155 Posted May 29, 2015 Wish granted! but then the wishing returned after the wish was granted. I wish everything would be black! Wish Granted! I just hit you with a baseball bat at the back of your head making you unconscious, everything was black, but when you woke up everything was back to normal except for you broken skull. (God I'm so evil) I wish no one says "Wish Granted" (Evil Laughed) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loriesquare 203 Posted May 29, 2015 (edited) Your desires have been fulfilled. Only to you, though. And so nobody granted any further wishes from you since you prohibited them from announcing it was indeed granted. I also forgot to make a wish again. I wish that everything would be white, and that nobody would call me racist for it! Edited May 29, 2015 by Eien Nanashi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShinNessTen 64 Posted May 29, 2015 Wish granted! But people still have different Eye and Hair colors. Racism is still a thing. I wish it would rain money... all sorts of money!$$$ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dainiri.Art 155 Posted May 29, 2015 Wish Granted!After a few moments it rains money, but its all coins (RUN FOR YOU LIVES!)I wish, I can wish something at this moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heartfeltcurse 195 Posted May 29, 2015 Wish granted! The something happened to be the grim reaper himself. he kills you and then goes back to hell to water his garden. I wish I was a god. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dainiri.Art 155 Posted May 30, 2015 Wish granted! You become the God of Lame Jokes, and people prays you won't say anymore jokes.I wish Charizard is an Ice Type Pokemon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seriel 830 Posted May 30, 2015 Wish granted! Charizard is now an Ice Type, but Nintendo patches it.... I wish for infinite wishes! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
