crystalknight 28 Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) Sorry knighty, but I walk up to you, and crush an apple in front of your face. Out of despair, you leave the mountain and cry deeply. My hill, but this feels really bad :/ Edit: I can't do this. I get you a new apple and return the hill -_-', so the hill belongs to knighty Edited October 26, 2014 by crystalknight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 26, 2014 (edited) Uncultured swine!!! I start playing Vivaldi on the violin. The sheer monotony of the song drives Crystal insane. As he finally screams and runs away, I bring Tsar up, and kiss her over Love Never Dies. So I guess the hill is ours. Edited October 26, 2014 by Spectre Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted October 27, 2014 I'm pretty sure Spec needs to pursue a career as a professional flirt. ♥ In the meantime, kisses are a bit much for this particular redhead, so I faint and roll off the hill, so the hill is Spectre's. ^-^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 27, 2014 And then we dance, and in the resulting tango, Tsar and I swap places. (PS. Yeah I flirt a lot. Maybe I'll create the first job title for it.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted October 27, 2014 Naaaaawwww!! The apple crushing has been drowned out by how cute Spec and Tsar are~ Romantic subplot *pops confetti* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted October 27, 2014 ^and somehow, this ends up with the hill being Knighterius's. \o/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted October 27, 2014 I think it's better this way.....*detonates an apple detonator and sacrifices himself so that no one can lose their soul to the mountain* Y-yullia.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 27, 2014 ^and somehow, this ends up with the hill being Knighterius's. \o/Oh, I don't want the hill. I just want something else. And somehow the hill is ours. Also that I've completely ruined a game intended for cartoon violence with flirting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted October 27, 2014 Aww, did you want a little red head's heart? hehe Aww cutie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 27, 2014 I'm into apples too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crystalknight 28 Posted October 27, 2014 (edited) Enough of this nonsense! If I can't take this *Hill* alone, I'll retake it with an army of minotaurs, who only obey my command!Sadly they turned my hill into a labyrinth, but I can live with that, my hill!P.S: my minotaurs gave you all a beating you won't soon forget Edited October 27, 2014 by crystalknight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted October 27, 2014 I could have sworn I blew up the mountain...ooohhhh wait!!! It's a hill not a mountain, that makes sense.....An earthquake happened therefore the hill is nothing. xD Idk this game is interesting xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mei 78 Posted October 27, 2014 "NO!" I yell, looking at the destroyed hill. I try to hold my tears, but it's too much for my heart. "Knighterius...YOU'LL PAY!" My pie minions build a new hill, where no one but me can sit. Soon enough, my revenge will start... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uriel Everos 9 Posted October 27, 2014 *walks in confused* awkwardly says, "uhm, my hill?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 27, 2014 Uriel walks into Tsar, Spec and Meiri baking pies, who promptly chase him away after stepping on the banana cream. "Our hill, bub." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted October 27, 2014 And this ends up with me being so confused, that the hill is mine. As usual. Without me knowing how. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted October 27, 2014 And so the tale of how Tsar gets the hill once again without her knowing gets retold as I steal the hill for being such a great narrator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crystalknight 28 Posted October 27, 2014 I send in "Trimonas" to take care of you guys/girls, and reclaim my hill! (if you don't who that guy is, you'll find out soon at "the crystal knight" teaser/demo, yeah advertising xD, releasing it this week!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 28, 2014 I get bored of the demo, and carry Tsar up the hill. I don't bother claiming it though, and we start to have a picnic on somebody else's hill. Because YOLO. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted October 28, 2014 Whee! I love being carried. ^-^ Also, picnics are amazing, unless there are bees nearby, which yes that happened to me before...I was just sitting there and I got stung....TT^TT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted October 28, 2014 *sends a whole bunch of bees out onto your picnic* The hill is mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 28, 2014 Aww. Let me fend off the bees by BURNING ALL APPLE TREES IN THE VICINITY. And back to our picnic on our hill. ♡ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted October 28, 2014 Oh....some serious fruit went down in flames just then. Someone isn't going to be very happy, and it's not me....(|||O_o) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 28, 2014 Oh well. Care for an apple, love? :3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted October 28, 2014 Of course. As long as it's not...totally burned. ~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
