This hill is mine

[Knighterius 502]

....O.O............*goes super Sayan/ gum gum apple/Appleterius/apple traveller form* HOW DARE YOU! *rises up in the air with burnt apples arising around me* I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!!! *opens up a rift in the space time continuum as I erase all existence of Tsar and Spectre forever* .....You don't even deserve to eat apples, Tsar and Spectre.

[Spectre 829]

Try me, apple boy. A new Tsar and I reappear from nothingness with a love for apples.

So now all 3 of us own the hill.

[Knighterius 502]

I can't live with this. o.o I can't..... 

[Tsarmina 2,612]

Wait, holdup Knighterius. What did I do to deserve to be tossed into oblivion (and then miraculously brought back)? ;_;

 

Whatever the case, this has become very un-hill-own-y, so let's just say none of us own the hill because we're surrounded by burnt apple trees and a tear in the space-time continuum.

[Knighterius 502]

I didn't bring you back, or at least hadn't planned for it >.> Because you are in league with spectre. 

 

Agreed, I blame Spectre. I had planned on destroying the hill but someone brought it back. I had sacrificed myself xD...so idk what happened there xD

[Tsarmina 2,612]

Whelp...I'm just gonna say I don't own this hill and smile with amazing redhead innocence. It works wonders

[Spectre 829]

Oh, so now the guy whose name conspicuously sounds like a force of malice is the source of the problem, hmmm?

 

Oh well. I still get the cute redhead. *whistles*

[Knighterius 502]

xD Yeah, you can have whatever you want, Spec. *places dynamite around the hill and then one on the top* *closes my eyes and sits on top* .....the hill....is....mine....*detonates the dynamite* 

 

The End...?....(or at least for the three of us)

[Spectre 829]

The hill is now flying. Also you slipped off.

By induction; we own the hill. Tsar and I, that is.

 

I would normally say that I sacrificed myself for Tsar, and in my dying breath, say "I love you," but that'd be cheesy.

 

Instead, we sing A Whole New World as we ride the hill.

[crystalknight 28]

Because you got bored of my demo, I push tsar of your flying hill. You jump after her trying to save her, but you fail. After I resurrect knighty as a zombie slave, I set him up to protect my hill, in exchange for a neverending supply of apples.

My (floating) hill.

Edited October 28, 2014 by crystalknight

[Knighterius 502]

Even in death I am still with this accursed hill *noms on my apples* better than nothing I suppose. 

[Spectre 829]

You might want to remember that I'm called Spectre for a reason.

 

Possessing Crystal's body, I force him off the cliff with me, as Tsar claims it for herself.

I'll join you soon, my sweetheart. Not even the depths of Erebus and the chains of Hades can hold me from you.

[Tsarmina 2,612]

Nooooo...don't leave me D: you were the one who got me this hill in the first place! Well, the hill is mine, and I will defend it with a vengeance until Spec comes back.

[crystalknight 28]

Because of my game's post reaching "hot" status, I get revived and grow angel wings.

With those I fly up the hill, there I see my faithfull undead minion knighty fighting and conquering tsar. While tsar is defeated, I capture her and put her locked away with anti-spectre chains.

 

As a reward for his service, I revive knighty to a living being, and trow him off the hill (facedown first) as he requested, and watch him make a faceplant upon landing. Fun fact: he forgot his endless supplies of appels at MY HILL!

Edited October 28, 2014 by crystalknight

[Spectre 829]

Easy. Possess you AGAIN, unlock the cage, fall off, and rescue my beautiful redhead.

And you can do whatever you want to me, or take the hill for all I care, but if you lay a finger on her again... oh, just you wait.

(You're supposed to whimper and cry at this point... nah jk. No not really. )

 

Oh, redhead ♡ I'm home!

Edited October 28, 2014 by Spectre

[Tsarmina 2,612]

Ah waaaat Crystal D: You take me for some damsel in distress?

 

Too bad I wasn't here to get out of my distress by myself Oh well. It's all good. Yay, Spectre's back Oohhh those threats...I feel safe now O:) ILY too~

[Spectre 829]

( ˘ ³˘)â¤

For my redheaded bae. ♡ I'd like to ask you out of your busy mod schedule for a picnic, followed by dancing. Tango, waltz, flamenco, I'm all yours.

 

Cy, keep the hill. I have no interest in something that doesn't cuddle.

I'm watching you though. Hands off mah redhead.

 

(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ â”»â”â”»

[crystalknight 28]

Wounded and exhausted, I look up to the hill, seeing 2 people having a picnic. Thinking of how I could reclaim my hill, and get back up, I find a hookshot, capable of getting me back on the floating hill.

While I'm sneaking back up the hill, it's getting dark outside, and the 2 lovebirds have yet to notice me sneaking around. While they're watching the sun go down, I dig a huge pitfall, and cover it up with leaves.

 

Standing behind my pitfall, I shout towards Tsar and spectre. Tsar, still furious of being chained up by me, and spectre, angry that I'm ruining their view, run towards me in a rage, walk onto the pitfall.

Spectre instantly drops down of my hill, while Tsar gets stuck in the leaves, nearly falling.

 

Out of pity, I offer Tsar the following: Beg to be my bride, or fall towards your doom. After her clearly not begging for her life, I put my shoe on her head, and push her down through the leaves towards the ground (seperated from spec who fell down a while ago).

 

My hill. => P.S through magic, it now cuddles on command.

Edited October 29, 2014 by crystalknight

[Mei 78]

Crystal is so engrossed on his plan that he forgets to actually sit on the hill. MY hill.

[Spectre 829]

And now Crystal crossed the line.

 

So Tsar and I shove him in the very same cage used to trap her, digging from underground, bury him beneath, clamber up, and proceed to do the waltz.

 

He keeps the hill.

[Tsarmina 2,612]

Oh Crystal....you cruel, cruel soul. D:

 

Whelp, Spec has saved the day once again...I feel a little bit of pity in these situations lol Crystal ;_; You poor guy.

 

Though, I'm satisfied with my waltz. (3/4 time OP )

[crystalknight 28]

While they forgot to put on my chains, I'm still trapped buried beneath the hill, owned by meiri.
As I'm losing hope with no chance to escape, exhausted and near death, and always being ganged up I seriously think about giving up the hill...

Many hours passed and I realize something about my backup: none will come...

I'm doomed and trapped forever...
If I can't think of anything, or if help won't come soon, I'll never be able to reclaim my beloved hill.

So it's NOT, my hill.

Izu, help?

 

Edited October 29, 2014 by crystalknight

[Spectre 829]

I don't. Let me make this clear, Crystal.

 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

 

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

 

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

- Pulp Fiction

 

Now, I repeat one last time. Don't. Get . Anywhere. Near. My Redhead. Don't touch her, directly or indirectly.

We gave you a chance, Crys. You blew it.

 

Oh, and we lease Meiri's hill for waltz and picnics. That ought not to incur her wrath.

Edited October 29, 2014 by Spectre

[SpookyMothman 361]

Why do we want this hill?

Edited October 29, 2014 by SpookyMothman

[Knighterius 502]

I think it's like a Lord of the Rings thing xD idk.