Tsarmina 2,612 Posted October 30, 2014 Whatever the case...I think crystal is in some serious pickle right now :x (I suggest he radios for backup or something. ^-^ Because I am nice.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted October 30, 2014 Ooooo!!!! Spectre I didn't read your post! xD One of my favourite parts of Pulp Fiction with Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta ^~^ Ahhh, I love that movie!!! It's actually the only quote I make from that movie xD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crystalknight 28 Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) After a long while of thinking, I come to the conclussion that I want back, my dear, dear hill. I can't give up here, now that I've been so close. While I remain trapped, I am still unchained and slowly regaining my will to fight. But I can't break out on my own, so I only got one option. I need to get some help, but by no means I can reach someone of the living world. So I do what I fear the most, I tap into the spirit world, and cry for help. As this is a give and take process, I sacrifice what's left of my blood, and ask demons for help. While they do break me out of my accursed prison, they still need something back, and they prefer a blood offer. Wounded, I see only 2 options: Either give up and sacrifice myself, or get the blood of one of my enemies. The choice seems easy, spectre, tsar, knighty and meiri, are all resting at my beloved hill. But who should I attack, weakened as I am? As I go towards Tsarmina, I realise the following: She has yet to lay a finger on me, she never tried to harm me, and she forgave me for punching her in the face/stomping her with my foot. So there's no way, she should be my first blood offer. Driven mad by envy for my dear, dear hill, I wake up spectre, by using Knighty his voice while saying: Tsar is a *****. Spectre, full of hatred, thinking the real knighty said such a bad thing about tsarmina, fights him with all his strength. While they both wound eachother, I emerge from hiding and uppercut them both of my hill. The demons are pleased and let me go. This still leaves tsarmina and meiri on my hill. Determined, because of a close victory, I try my luck. Telling Meiri I think tsar is more pretty, and telling Tsar that Meiri is the most beautiful, they attack eachother out of envy. With my last strength, I summon up a girl eating plant, who forces them both of my hill. Exhausted, weakened, I try to save tsarmina but it's too late, she falls of my hill. However, driven mad by desire, I claim the hill as my own, forgetting about friends and enemy, but I don't care, because I got my dear, dear hill. My magnificent hill... I'll never grow tired of it's glorious sight. My dear, dear hill... Edited October 30, 2014 by crystalknight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mei 78 Posted October 30, 2014 I'm so terribly OOC on crystal's post that after the fight, I die of laughter. My pie minions start the resurrection cerimony, where one will have to bake the most perfect pie. They fail, and I'm reborn as a dark lord. Using my evil powers, I destroy crystal's hill. Crystal, however, is nowhere to be found. Have I killed him?! ...only time will tell. For now, I can say for certain that the hill over there is mine. *sits* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 31, 2014 Ooooo!!!! Spectre I didn't read your post! xD One of my favourite parts of Pulp Fiction with Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta ^~^ Ahhh, I love that movie!!! It's actually the only quote I make from that movie xD. I love that quote too, ahahaha~ <3 As I lay at the base of the hill, crumpled and exhausted from the fight, blood profusely pouring out of me, I notice Tsarmina's corpse, pallid and cold. This was truly a desperate situation; and this time, I could only save one of us. I lay my hand on her forehead, feeling the soft caress of her delicate, ruby-toned hair. The hair I so desired to brush and comb with my fingers when we sat alone on the carpet once upon a Christmas. Taking a deep breath, the ground shuddered as spectral energy began to pour into her, dematerializing the ground all around it. A rogue squirrel was but too late - his body, flesh, bone and blood, was stripped to the core to fuel my love's resurrection. As the last stream of neon green plasma entered her body, so too, did I infuse my soul into hers with an undying vengeance. Her guardian demon was now ethereal, and what was left of me, empowered her. Green sparks burst out of her eyes, as she marched up the hill, and with sheer strength, terramorphed a new one to claim as hers. Ours, but now, I was one with her, dissolved into pure energy, sworn to protect. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mei 78 Posted October 31, 2014 As I watch the man's sacrifice, I think to myself, "How blessed I am for not being a mortal..." ...wait. I AM a mortal. My name is Meiri, and I lead the Pie Revolution, together with my pie...minions, was it? No, I'm the dark lord, evil and powerful, no, I don't like pies...wait.... Who am I? What is my purpose here? Why am I sitting on this hill? I look up to the horizon, asking myself those questions...will I ever know the truth? That doesn't matter right now. I have matters to take care of. Crystalknight...enjoy your last seconds of happiness. Soon, me and my evil minions will show you what a real hill is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted October 31, 2014 *absorbs Meiri's soul with the power of apples and gives the hill back to Crystal* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted October 31, 2014 Holy jam jars Spec....that wins the award for best dramatic and beautiful post ever in the history of the universe. *desperately yearns for a double/triple/google-worth-like-button* And in the meantime... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TT_TT Well...it's a good thing I'm a redhead. Because those with red hair can accomplish anything! *determined* Using my epic redhead skills, I force some of that beautiful scarlet magic into bringing Spectre back...from spectre to Spectre. From death to life. From soul to body. ~ And it works...for, as he said himself, not even the depths of Erebus and the chains of Hades can hold him from me. For use of such amazing magicness...one strand of my hair turns white. (Sorry, that seems totally random, but I just found that the spot on my head where the bar fell is sprouting white hairs...what in the world....) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) The new form is still feeble. Surrounded with the very same green spectral energy, all I can do is crouch onto the floor as I acclimate myself to my physical form - each finger moving in unison, then in coordination. I look up, as my vision's green tinting fades softly. The redhead in front of me falls to her knees as I embrace her, fresh from the depths of Hell itself. This time, I grew paler; my skin almost translucent. A ghostly visage surrounded by energy spat out from the bowels of the underworld. But she did not care - her flesh, pure, untarnished human, exuded a radiance parallel to the warm glow of the celestial bodies. I move in closer; a soft peck on the lips followed. To feel moisture again made me treasure the miracle that is human life, as I lay, exhausted, in her warmth. My fingers now found their way to her thick, lush tangle of hair, bloody crimson save for one more tarnished strand. Giggling a little, she caresses mine - silky, platinum blonde. Edited October 31, 2014 by Spectre Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted October 31, 2014 Holy jam jars Spec....that wins the award for best dramatic and beautiful post ever in the history of the universe. *desperately yearns for a double/triple/google-worth-like-button* And in the meantime... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TT_TT Well...it's a good thing I'm a redhead. Because those with red hair can accomplish anything! *determined* Using my epic redhead skills, I force some of that beautiful scarlet magic into bringing Spectre back...from spectre to Spectre. From death to life. From soul to body. ~ And it works...for, as he said himself, not even the depths of Erebus and the chains of Hades can hold him from me. For use of such amazing magicness...one strand of my hair turns white. (Sorry, that seems totally random, but I just found that the spot on my head where the bar fell is sprouting white hairs...what in the world....) And that's how the movie Tangled was born xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crystalknight 28 Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) As I'm watching the hill, I see a girl fighting herself. I'm clearly not capable of fighting the abomenation she had become, half human half darklord, I invoke a cleansing ritual, turning her back to human. I reach her my hand, asking her to stand up, and fight for my cause. While she agrees, I look up to see an apple eating knight, readying his battle equipment and putting on his royal apple knight armor. He nods, and without saying a word, I knew he would follow my cause. Now, it was 3 vs a weakened spectre and what seemend like an old lady as she had white hair. It seemed an easy job, I somehow needed to convince my allies to fight the others, while I reclaim my hill and put up some defense. I make sure spectre cannot claim my body and my mind. I make a small fire, and watch the flame, wondering why I'm not helping Meiri and Knighty fight spec and tsarmine. But then I realise, I got my Hill. Time seemed to pass and the fighting was done. As I go and check who won, it seemed they've knocked out eachother. Meiri was nowhere to be found. To make sure they won't retake my hill, I walk to the k.o tsarmina and pick up knighty's blade. But somehow, I can't finish the job, so I just kick her off the hill. As for spectre, I bury him deep within some small hill, chain him up, and place some monsters to guard him, immume to mind control. By the time I returned, knighty dissapeared aswel. But that doesn't matter, as I'm sitting on MY hill. Edited October 31, 2014 by crystalknight 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted October 31, 2014 *picks up Tsar and throws her over my shoulder and leaves before Crystal comes back thus he sees me as disappeared* I'm not a cruel man or bad man, nor am I some silly goof ball fighting for the wrong side. I've lived my life, seen my fair share of strange and beautiful places yet here I am carrying a young maiden to the man (spectre) she loves. *places her by a tree next to where Spectre is buried fighting off monsters with my one hand* *brushes the hair out from across her face and kisses my two fingers and places them on her forehead* Goodnight, sweet princess....now after you wake up I want you to save your spectre and never return to the hill, it's not worth it...it's not... *rests my sword against the tree and walks off* If we have to meet again, then I'm taking that sword back. x) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) And now things just got too dramatic. The form's weakness, ironically, became its strength. I limp and twitch, only to see bursts of spectral energy transforming my weakened limbs ethereal once more. The monsters were defenceless - immune to mind control, not ectoplasm. I simply phase through, and watch as Knight blesses the unconscious one I loved. I float over to him, solidified and crouched onto the floor once more. "Before you leave, take the sword." Spectral energy began to flow from it, an eerie neon green, pulsating with the heartbeat of a man who had died and died countless lifetimes. The undying rage of an adolescent, forged from the phantasms of the darkest abyss that he consumed to fuel his journey back to his love. Each cut could tear muscle fiber from bone - no, tear one's sanity and soul from his dysfunctional mind. Her skin became a pale, mottled gray once again. Leaning closer, her cheeks blushed with an aberrant warmth - a rosy red tint filled up as she wrapped her arms around me slowly; her form regaining the youthful vibrance it once had. As if filled with the remorse he never had, the Knight ambled away, carrying the ghastly blade of the souls once freed, once consumed. The burden of a genocide that had never happened, of the daughters and sons who were never killed. The Spectre that blessed him had become something else - something truly frightening; a force of pure passion and emotion, a being that fed off anger and hatred; yet taught itself to learn love. He took a final glance at it. Dark green energy billowed from the crumpled redhead; as if he was consuming her. The truth could not be any more aberrant than his now melded, semi-solid form. Edited October 31, 2014 by Spectre 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted November 1, 2014 Someone needs to write an epic about this hill plot. It's a freaking classic. Also, Knighty is such a gentleman. Too bad I'm unconscious. I get to keep my red hair, so let's just say I continue sleeping happily. Which happens to be on the hill. So it's my hill...once again! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mei 78 Posted November 1, 2014 ...everything was pitch black for a second. What was I doing? When I look to the right, I see my pie minions, ready to bake another pie. It looks absolutely terrible. What were they doing when the dark lord took control of my body?! Ugh. This hill is in shambles. There's a red-haired girl napping on the ground, a guy who keeps yelling about having a hill and a...whatever that thing is. What am I supposed to do now? I don't want this hill. At all. Instead of moping around, I decide to search for comrades. Maybe, out there, I'll find someone who is bored like me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crystalknight 28 Posted November 1, 2014 (edited) Oh well, losing my hill to a napping girl isn't too bad. I'll just reclaim it, but I got to admit, that it's very tempting to cut that redhair and leave her bald. Instead, I come up with something less cruel. Just kidding => I cut her hair with magic, leaving her bald. There is a cure however for her being bald, if she stabs someone with knighty's sword, other than me, her hair will grow back the way it was. Otherwise, she'll be forever bald. As I make a mirror palace out of my hill, I leave a note at tsar's feet, explaining what she needs to do, to grow her hair back . Well I'm enjoying my hill, at my not so cruel plan. The mirror palace isn't too bad, now all I see is my hill and it's reflections . If you want to take my hill, you'll have to overcome the mirrors and my faithfull guardian pet. Namely, this one => (the red one ofcourse ) Edited November 1, 2014 by crystalknight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted November 1, 2014 Gasp. OH NO YOU DIDN'T. THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SERIOUS. I steal Knighty's sword with no problem, stab and kill that red thingy with part of it's tail on that guy's shoulder (no idea what that's about, tbh. ) therefore regaining my beautiful red hair, then in a total rage bash apart all of crystal's mirrors and punt him furiously off the hill. (Team Rocket exit hehe) ...Let's calm down, guys. (|||O_o) That really got me worked up XD 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted November 1, 2014 And to add on to Crystal's misery, I now bury him with the red monster at the base of the hill, taking care to surgically graft him into the ribcage before healing the monster. Its ribcage grows back, trapping him within, before I pile on dirt. See, Crys, why'd you gotta be so mean? This wouldn't have happened if you just left MAH GURL alone. *evil glare* Redhead~~⤠Oh, and Apple, dearest, feel free to join us. Apparently the burnt orchards grew back. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crystalknight 28 Posted November 1, 2014 (edited) That red thing: trows with ribs to kill enemy's . Well I guess I should've seen this coming, and I did. I fooled tsar with my mirror palace and spectre with my illusions, and all she destroyed was my pet monsters and some mirrors on a fake hill. While she thinks she won the battle, all she did was taking over a fake hill, and killing a monster I couldn't care less about. And Spectre just buried an illusion of mine! While I put up an evil laugh with her struggle being in vain and probably leaving her exhausted/weakened (don't underestimate my bone trowing dragon xd), I feel pretty safe at my real hill, guarded by the following monster: One sexy medusa, which I'm staring at, in the eyes. (Damn it, now I'm a statue , any help, please, oh lovely tsarmina? Still it's my hill, and the medusa is still there) => Oh, thx for reviving the rib thrower, though it's now stationed at the wrong hill Edited November 1, 2014 by crystalknight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsarmina 2,612 Posted November 1, 2014 You cut off my hair. That is unforgivable Serves you right for being turned into a statue. Maybe if you send a distress signal and apologise sincerely and over and over...I might help. :x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted November 1, 2014 Ahh, you didn't have to steal it xD I would have given it to you. Bloody hell, I'm like the third party negotiator. *sneaks up behind the medusa and violently rips off her head and throws it on the floor as I wipe the blood from my face* *puts my hand on Crystal's shoulder and pours apple cider to reverse the petrification* Take it easy, Crystal, you only live once. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crystalknight 28 Posted November 1, 2014 Thx for reviving me knighty, but there's a problem here. You're standing on MY hill. So I decide to give you a little "present" for helping me out. A treasure map which will lead you to a golden apple, far away from my hill! As I don't know what monster should guard me this time, I sit down at my hill, claiming it for myself once again. Though I did cut your hair, it was MY magic that brought it back! Ah well, guess it's time to bring old ribcage dragon back to my hill as my guardian once again, after all, spectre did revive it. Might aswell use it. My hill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knighterius 502 Posted November 2, 2014 *throws away the treasure map and walks off* I don't need your hill or a golden apple. I'm a knight, I help people, it's what I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre 829 Posted November 2, 2014 A song dedicated to you, Apple Knight dearest. It should portray your melancholy well. And Spectre just buried an illusion of mine! You've been playing too much Dota 2, haven't you? Recovering from your stony form, you pat the ribbed monster and point in my direction, only to realize that the monster, 24 feet of bones and all, vanishes into thick smoke. An illusion too; what sorcery is this?! You now stand over what was your hill with an angry redhead and a melancholy knight. His sorrow turns the ghostblade blue; her anger turns her hair a neon red, as spectral energy poured out of her. The real target - the abomination that gave birth to these ungodly creatures, was nowhere to be found, but everywhere around. He felt a chilling, cold grip on his feet, as the energy gently ushered him off the hill lest he get hurt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crystalknight 28 Posted November 2, 2014 I actually never played dota (2) , though I feel pretty stupid for not realising that my monster was an illusion. Keep the hill, while I'll think of a way to reclaim it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
