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Wesker. Zombies ftw! Maybe is genetic enhancements will make him a worthy adversary. Usually, I drink the blood of my enemies. I think I'll pass in his case.

 

You have lived your life in the Matrix. One day you realize this and are freed. You spend a year in the real world and are fully aware of the war between man and machine. Would you rather fight to bring the machines down or have your memory wiped and be placed back into the Matrix?

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Glados. I wouldn't die a boring death.

 

Edit: ION! BAD CHARIZARD XD I'd fight the machines. You'd be more of a hero if your memory serves you correctly.

 

Would you rather play One Finger Death Punch with your left hand or play Super Stickman Golf 2 with your right hand?

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Hmm... One Finger Death Punch with my left hand. Ambis FTW!

 

For the sake of this question, you're trapped in a building with two rooms and no way out, for a year (you're fed three times a day and there's a loo, don't worry). One has GLaDOS and the other has Wheatley. Would you rather stay in the room with GLaDOS for a whole year or the room with Wheatley for a whole year?

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Seeing How The Second I Get In GLaDOS Will KIll Me...  Wheatley!

 

 

 

 

 

Would you rather play a game like call of duty with kids screaming in you ear forever or be deaf...

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Be deaf.

 

Would you rather get paid a lot for a job you hate or get paid a little for a job you love?

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A lot for hate. I'd save money as quickly as possible so I can begin working the job I love without having to worry 'bout money. Also, world domination.

 

Would you rather be Black Vulcan or Apache Chief? 

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Oh-ho! Good choices :3 I'm going with Black Vulcan, because... Um... I can? XD

 

Would you rather play Undertale for three years straight, or be forced to play Super Smash Bros. 3DS and compete with only Jigglypuff for three years?

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Undertale for three years, totally.

 

Would you rather carry 29 perfectly stacked almonds on your head or carry 29 perfectly stacked hot dogs on your head?

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*You tell sans hot dogs they are easy to get off

 

 

*You ask the forums would you rather spend a year in the fnaf fandom or a year in the arctic?

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*A year in the arctic.

*The FNAF fandom is terrifying.

*I've been there.

 

*Would you rather only make puns for the rest of your life or be stuck fighting Omega Flowy for the rest of your life?

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Puns. All the puns!

 

Teach a course about Men's Rights to a classroom full of SJWs, or be stalked by a Yandere version of the guy/girl of your dreams?

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Yandere girl please.

 

Would you rather be trapped in the eternal darkness of the Hell Eyes or face the Final Exiles last words?

 

whatever that means...

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Stalked. Because I have no dating dreams :DAt least none that exsist...

 

Darkblade... Why you do dis? OnO

 

I guess Final Exiles. Then I could say I found the Final Destination! B)

Would you rather:

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Gotta be honest, Dream Job on welfare.

 

At least I'm half happy.

 

 

Scoop with a teacup or drink with a teaspoon?

 

 

@Rezanta

So that I can be tsundere for my yandere stalker!

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Scoop with a tea cup. They're made in China, so there's always an easy way to use them.

 

Would you rather read an instruction booklet on how to build a building, or throw TnT into the ground with no way to run from the explosion radius?

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*slides porno mag into booklet*

 

Booklet for sure. Yep. Uh-uh. Totally gonna learn construction.  :rolleyes:

 

Would you rather read the new and improved instruction booklet or just use the internet?

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Both. At the same-

Retnuh: "You can only pick one."

Rezanta: But-but-!

Retnuh: ONE!

Rezanta: O-okay! *shivering in fear*

 

Just using the interewebs. I mean, it is 1999, right? RIGHT? XD

Would you rather warp a hole or put a hole in a warp?

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Put a hole in a warp! WOOHOO!

 

Would you rather be a yandere or be a tsundere?

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Whatever the first one is. It's smart to go with the first choice...right?

 

Would you rather have a pet skunk or prairie dog?

 

My father had both...

 

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A pet skunk! I would name the skunk Stripes and we'd go on many adventures together... We'd also skunk the people who are jerks, here, in my town.

 

Would you rather be a snail in Undertale or a night guard in Five Nights at Freddy's?

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Snail. Feel the burn!

 

Would you rather work as Rikifive's or Jackus' apprentice?

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Rikifive. I don't know Jackus, that well and I need help with my scripting more than anything. Plus, Riki's a really awesome and fun person!

 

Would you rather eat Papyrus' spaghetti or make spaghetti with Undyne?

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Don't even know the references. Oh well. I'd make it with Undyne. Then I'd would kill Undyne so there would be more pasta for me.

 

Would you rather be frozen by fire or burned by ice?  :blink:

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Burned by ice. It's the cool way kids do it these days. (And there's a disease from fish that can cause human's perception of hot and cold to flip o.o)

 

Would you rather rally against Kaz to unlock one forum item, or use Rikifive as ransom to unlock the entire forums for one minute?

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Definitely not the first one. Who knows what that bunny would do to me?

 

Which would you rather be real?: Bigfoot or El Chupacabra?

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