Saeryen 299 Posted September 4, 2015 (edited) Let's see if we can write the most terrible fanfic! RULES: Put in as many characters from as many fandoms as you want. Each post is a max. of five sentences for flow control. yOU ar3 allOWed 2 spel badly or UsE ann0ying ways of TYPING, bUT do mAkE sure it's l3gible. If your favorite character is killed, you can bring them back to life (as many times as you want), because the laws of the universe are broken in badfic. OCs are allowed and are encouraged to be as poorly written and Mary-Sue as possible. Feel free to disregard canon in any way. OOCness of characters is encouraged. (Put in author's notes if you want) Do try to keep things at a max of PG-13 so as not to make anyone uncomfortable. Please don't do "and then everyone died" because that makes these things less fun. 1 upon a time there was a magickal firebender witch with kat ears name Aradia Maia Katria Potter-Black-Snape-Malfoy-Riddle-Weasley. She went 2 hogwart and was sorted into slyherin (BUT SHES NOT EVIL). she was a DRAGON ANIMAGUS and could BREATHE PINK SPARKLE FIRE AND thats also the fire she bended. but the evil voldemort was after her becuz she was chosen!!!!!!1 Edited September 4, 2015 by saeryensong 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EpicFILE 200 Posted September 4, 2015 Do we need to copy the previous sentences too? ^^ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1 upon a time there was a magickal firebender witch with kat ears name Aradia Maia Katria Potter-Black-Snape-Malfoy-Riddle-Weasley. She went 2 hogwart and was sorted into slyherin (BUT SHES NOT EVIL). she was a DRAGON ANIMAGUS and could BREATHE PINK SPARKLE FIRE AND thats also the fire she bended. but the evil voldemort was after her becuz she was chosen!!!!!! But Voldemort didn't know T-800 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkanine 116 Posted September 4, 2015 Do we need to copy the previous sentences too? ^^ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1 upon a time there was a magickal firebender witch with kat ears name Aradia Maia Katria Potter-Black-Snape-Malfoy-Riddle-Weasley. She went 2 hogwart and was sorted into slyherin (BUT SHES NOT EVIL). she was a DRAGON ANIMAGUS and could BREATHE PINK SPARKLE FIRE AND thats also the fire she bended. but the evil voldemort was after her becuz she was chosen!!!!!! But Voldemort didn't know T-800 Little did she know, was that her life truly started here for the son of Shrek the Ogre and Shadow the hedgehog was being sorted on the same day. Shredow was a simple boy, being raised in the swamps of northern Scotland by his dad, Shrek and his mother Shadow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EpicFILE 200 Posted September 4, 2015 Sorry, I misunderstood. I thought it was 5 words maximum. Ignore my previous post about T-800, I'll start from Darkanine's post xD Do we need to copy the previous sentences too? ^^ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1 upon a time there was a magickal firebender witch with kat ears name Aradia Maia Katria Potter-Black-Snape-Malfoy-Riddle-Weasley. She went 2 hogwart and was sorted into slyherin (BUT SHES NOT EVIL). she was a DRAGON ANIMAGUS and could BREATHE PINK SPARKLE FIRE AND thats also the fire she bended. but the evil voldemort was after her becuz she was chosen!!!!!! Little did she know, was that her life truly started here for the son of Shrek the Ogre and Shadow the hedgehog was being sorted on the same day. Shredow was a simple boy, being raised in the swamps of northern Scotland by his dad, Shrek and his mother Shadow. One day Shredow was sitting on a rocking chair. He saw a suspicious guy wearing a black dress. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mysticphoenix 8 Posted September 4, 2015 (edited) 1 upon a time there was a magickal firebender witch with kat ears name Aradia Maia Katria Potter-Black-Snape-Malfoy-Riddle-Weasley. She went 2 hogwart and was sorted into slyherin (BUT SHES NOT EVIL). she was a DRAGON ANIMAGUS and could BREATHE PINK SPARKLE FIRE AND thats also the fire she bended. but the evil voldemort was after her becuz she was chosen!!!!!! Little did she know, was that her life truly started here for the son of Shrek the Ogre and Shadow the hedgehog was being sorted on the same day. Shredow was a simple boy, being raised in the swamps of northern Scotland by his dad, Shrek and his mother Shadow. The man in the black dress casted a spell at him: "HOMEWORKARVADRA!!", many homework books fall upon Shredow, he quickly avoided the fallen books. "My name is Professor Snape", this is your assignments.Please turn in these homeworks on Friday. Shredow, but it's just 3 days until Friday...!? How can I get it done in three days, Professor...!? "No question!! This is an order!!" professor Snape teleported away. Edited September 4, 2015 by Mysticphoenix 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EpicFILE 200 Posted September 4, 2015 The man in the black dress casted a spell at him: "HOMEWORKARVADRA!!", many homework books fall upon Shredow, he quickly avoided the fallen books. "My name is Professor Snape", this is your assignments.Please turn in these homeworks on Friday. Shredow, but it's just 3 days until Friday...!? How can I get it done in three days, Professor...!? "No question!! This is an order!!" professor Snape teleported away. Later on, Shredow saw 2 more suspicious guys. One of the guy said "I am Rudy Tabotie, where is professor Snape?". Shredow answered "I don't know, who's that blue guy behind you?". "Oh, he's Snap, he's the one who want to see professor Snape." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted September 4, 2015 The man in the black dress casted a spell at him: "HOMEWORKARVADRA!!", many homework books fall upon Shredow, he quickly avoided the fallen books. "My name is Professor Snape", this is your assignments.Please turn in these homeworks on Friday. Shredow, but it's just 3 days until Friday...!? How can I get it done in three days, Professor...!? "No question!! This is an order!!" professor Snape teleported away. Later on, Shredow saw 2 more suspicious guys. One of the guy said "I am Rudy Tabotie, where is professor Snape?". Shredow answered "I don't know, who's that blue guy behind you?". "Oh, he's Snap, he's the one who want to see professor Snape." Den Shredow askeded "BUT WHYYY" when suddenly Aradia appears! "We like has to get out of here!" she said and bended pink fire at the 2 suspicious guyz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EpicFILE 200 Posted September 4, 2015 (edited) Later on, Shredow saw 2 more suspicious guys. One of the guy said "I am Rudy Tabotie, where is professor Snape?". Shredow answered "I don't know, who's that blue guy behind you?". "Oh, he's Snap, he's the one who want to see professor Snape." Den Shredow askeded "BUT WHYYY" when suddenly Aradia appears! "We like has to get out of here!" she said and bended pink fire at the 2 suspicious guyz. "Oh, no what's wrong with her?!". "Rudy, make a portal! We must get outta here too!". 2 suspicious guys were also gone, Shredow house became empty. Then Aradia asked Shredow in a teleport dimension "Who are you by the way? Why I saved you?". Edited September 4, 2015 by EpicFILE28 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) Den Shredow askeded "BUT WHYYY" when suddenly Aradia appears! "We like has to get out of here!" she said and bended pink fire at the 2 suspicious guyz. "Oh, no what's wrong with her?!". "Rudy, make a portal! We must get outta here too!". 2 suspicious guys were also gone, Shredow house became empty. Then Aradia asked Shredow in a teleport dimension "Who are you by the way? Why I saved you?". shredow seded "I'M shredow, the son of shadow and shrek and we're destined to be TOGETHER!" aradia was horrorfied becuz she was arranged marriage to firelord zuko Edited September 21, 2015 by saeryensong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
