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... it exploded into multiple smaller rainbows of happiness, that ...

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were also destroyed and...

After destroying all the rainbows, ....

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...but lonequeso doesn't feel like reading all of these so James Fury decides to achieve world peace, by nuking everyone until no one is left. However, before he can, Skynet becomes active. Not only is it trying to eliminate humanity, it is angry that James Fury stole his idea. Not to be out done by a lowly human, Skynet decides it'd rather risk humanity surviving than let someone else do it. Luckily, a T-1000 was just sent to this timeline to kill Sarah Connor. Skynet gives the T-1000 new orders, kill James Fury. Unfortunately, the T-1000's journey through time didn't go smoothly and it's processor is a bit spotty. It confuses James Fury for Nick Fury, head of S.H.E.I.L.D. It sets off on it's mission and...

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Aron came from the past and killed Vectra and became ruler of all...

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...but no one know who Aron is. No one cares either because he's soon killed by the malfunctioning T-1000 which is now going on a killing spree...

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.. but then in the year 2165 the great space octopus came down, but the Japanese school girls were scared of it (for obvious reasons), so an assassin was hired to kill it with cheese (because it was lactose intolerant), and while it succeeded the space octopus exploded into enough calamari that could feed the world's peoples for the next hundred years, but the government didn't like that idea, making them cover up that it ever happened, feeding all the calamari to cthulhu, a but it was leaked to  the press, casing the hashtag #calamarigate2165 to trend on twitter ffor a while before everyone got distracted by Fallout 62 getting released, but the sparkle vampire clan got wind of that and decided they couldn't take that risk, so that's why even to this day the musrooms are growing in the north side of a band camp kazoo now and forever until the sun god's return to plunge the earth into Jello pudding, but that makes the baby mongooses cry with the stinging tears of a million broken diamond dreams, fulfilling the prophesy of the munchkin  ocean cult and unleashing a million years of not-quite-dark-yet-but-still-need-a-flashlight, giving foot fungus the power it needs to rise up and rule the earth, and as you all read this and start to drift off KilloZapit kills Aron and takes control of the earth but...

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little did know that Aron has the power to revive himself and throws KilloZapit into fairy land...

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... but KilloZapit curses Aron before being sealed and...

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... gets killed again by the ponies that he killed before, and then...

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some random guy unsealed Aron the azureflame and he begins his world domination...

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And suddenly world explodes and everybody gets shrekt, however that was  ...

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... then the remains of the explosion go directly towards Vectra and kill him, and then...

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... is told that he will never revive again for having revived too much, so...

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