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And the endless war of Aron and Vectra begins along with Aria and Silva Fox...

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The potato was as big as it would feed a lot of families, and global hunger decreased! Even though it destroyed an entire city as it falled from the sky, so the people...

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During their taco feast, the people found a strange cubical object from within the gigantic potato's innermost core. It's radiating with a faint yellow and...

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It was a war so epic, it skipped over world wars 3 through 9 as if it were a Warp Whistle. It was quickly realized that the yellow cube was a source of great power. Power so vast it made the Tesseract nay all of the Infinity Stones combined power look like a bebe gun. No one knew it at the time, but the stone was created then two Chuck Norris's from neighboring universes collided with each other at the speed of light. What all the forces of the universe did know was possessing this cub would make them the most power entity in the universe. Even more powerful than Chuck Norris.

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wow more powerful than chuck norris

Everyone in the Earth started fighting for the power source, then Rikifive reached it and with that inmense power he....

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and then ponies invaded the earth, turning everyone into ponies...

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But the pony army soon met an army of Hasbro's lawyers. They sued the entire MLP universe for copyright infringement. After a fierce legal battle Hasbro won and gained complete control over the MLP universe making them more powerful than ever. However this was part of a larger plan. Now they could finally reach their true goal, obtaining the yellow cube.

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which was already taken by Aron and ran away with it...

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But Aron could had no understanding of the power that the cube could do. He bringed entire doom to everything that surrounded him (turning things invisible, freezing, burning, poisoning, destroying, creating), so he...

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lol what I .. and pony stuff is doing here

 

... That later turned into burritos and for some reason brought many bears to him, so...

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... And the bear said "Bear with me" and then...

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...everyone stood silent, frozen by the terrible pun. A pun so foul if told by just anyone would invite a torrent of scorn and ridicule. But it was not told by just anyone. It was told by a great and ferocoius bear. Everyone burst out into hysterical, nervous laughter to appease the beast all the while hoping the bear didn't realize they were patronizing it.

It did.

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But then, Aron woke up. Yes, it all was just a dream.

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But then he looked at his left, and...

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...the bear was standing before him. Startled, Aron quickly sat up pushing himself back against the headboard. The bear simply stood frozen staring intensely.

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...the bear was standing before him. Startled, Aron quickly sat up pushing himself back against the headboard. The bear simply stood frozen staring intensely.

Then, Aron could sleep again, and when he woke up, he looked at the left and the bear wasn't there. There was just a...

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...Army of ponies! What sorcery is this?!

Indeed. Aron never got the power. It was all just a dream. Rikifive's agents came and arrested him for having a pirated version of RPGMaker. Now he's on the prison. There, he...

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lol it gets worse, but okay! xD

 

... was forced to watch My Little Pony every single day. Surprisingly, he actually...

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