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One does not simply like to joke joke himself.

 

What is in the space?

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Yes, you're not, but at least you're good at being a Joker's cat. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

 

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What will happen if two tractors will collide?

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If they will collide then why are you asking what will happen if they do? Just wait and see for yourself what happens.

 

But seriously why are you asking?

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Oh may have something to do with those tractors heading to your house

 

 

Good replacement for fairy dust

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PCP. Pretty much does the same thing with less damaging effects.

 

When is a door not a door?

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When it is a trapdoor.

 

When is a window not a window?

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Ghost ~ Rider!

 

What was the color of the Red Ranger?

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 *suddenly is a dog* Green!

 

*turns back to a fairy* What happened to my house?!?

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Charizard happened. Tried to warn ya.

 

Umm... where did he go?

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He went to Andalasia.

 

Who is the blue cat?

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I am the Batman...

 

what will you do if you step on a shit?

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 Procure a time machine, and travel forward in time to a point where even more advanced versions of RPG Maker already exist and MV is horribly outdated. Find someone willing to sell you their copy for $1.

 

Scooby Doo, where are you?

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Oh did you not know we had dog and duck for thanksgiving

 

 

 

 

 

A horse is a horse of course unless the horse is....

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Because daddy's a cop and mommy's going to jail for loitering.

 

What does a skunk smell like?

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Hmmm what does it smell like *sticks skunk in your face* tell me later *runs off in to the wind*

 

 

 

 

Cooking duck fire fira firaga???

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Fire = traditional

Fira = Crispy

Firaga= Extra Crispy

 

I'll go with Fira. Mmm.... fried duck....  Stop making me hungry, Jaxinator!

 

How many ducks has Jaxinator killed thus far?

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None. They're secretly seagulls. I know because I've killed a bunch today thinking they were ducks...Then I cried hysterically for it.

 

Why are cows not green?

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because they are black and blue

 

 

how to tell your friend you murdered and ate him 153 times

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Easy. You curl up into a ball and whisper to your tummy [where he is for digestion] "Sorry I ate you over and over". 

 

Why are geese mean?

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