Thejaxinator 106 Posted December 5, 2015 Potatos Why is this santa costume black and not red? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 5, 2015 It involved a giant squid and is the reason I'm not allowed in Sea World anymore. What happens if you give a mouse a cookie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 6, 2015 I think it will be okay, but better call a vet to make sure! Do you like mice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 6, 2015 Only as pets. Charizard only likes them as food. Fried Rattata. Yum! Why won't Tyler Durdin friend me on Facebook? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzureBurstKing 72 Posted December 7, 2015 (edited) cuz it's better if you don't get friendzoned... XD why is there a word friendzoned? Edited December 7, 2015 by AFGSyndicate97 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRolik 24 Posted December 7, 2015 Because they needed another weird word that had to do with friendship after they came up with frenemies. I'm pretty sure it was made by a construction worker. Why are only /some/ roots edible? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 7, 2015 I blame Obama. Which watch is the witch's wristwatch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 7, 2015 The one with the pointy hat. Is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 7, 2015 Well that depends on what your definition of "is" is. Why are you in my bushes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuugami 252 Posted December 7, 2015 Because the bushes are another being's residence - the fairy is simply taking shelter. Why can't I be the very best, like no one ever was? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thejaxinator 106 Posted December 7, 2015 You Can....But You Have To Train This What is the secret to naming things.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 7, 2015 Drugs. Lots and lots of hallucinogenic drugs. What is the biggest number multiplied by the second biggest number? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thejaxinator 106 Posted December 7, 2015 ∞ How to make red ink for santa suit?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 7, 2015 Dip the suit in a large vat full of orphan blood. Make sure you weather treat it with the tears of the third world children that wove the suit. Why did Santa love the Hos so much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRolik 24 Posted December 7, 2015 Because he loved puns and used to be a farmboy. When will I grow taller than my house? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 7, 2015 Don't think that'll happen, but if you want, Charizard burn it to the ground for you so your taller than it. Do you think I'd get superpowers if I was bitten by a radioactive spider? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 7, 2015 Because the bushes are another being's residence - the fairy is simply taking shelter. Yeah, that's it! I-It's not like I am stalking you and waiting for you to drop my guard so I can drug you and spirit you away or anything. Also, Do you think I'd get superpowers if I was bitten by a radioactive spider? You would get superpowered cancer. is anime real? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 7, 2015 Really? Hmmm... prolly shoulda waited for the answer before I tried it. Is anime real? Only if you truly believe it is. Am I real? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 7, 2015 No. Is anything real? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzureBurstKing 72 Posted December 8, 2015 in your eyes... it's a no... are flying pigs real? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 8, 2015 If you count firing a pig out out of a cannon or a catapult, yes. What would the world be like if all pigs could fly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 8, 2015 If nothing is real the flying pigs must not be either. What about I Think Therefore I Am then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 8, 2015 Unfortunately, no. If that was true I'd be a billionaire genius playboy philanthropist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzureBurstKing 72 Posted December 9, 2015 are you tony stark? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) No, I just play him at parties. . . . at least I'd like to... October 21, 2015 was the day and year Marty McFly traveled to in Back to the Future. What I wanna know is: WHERE THE **** IS MY HOVERBOARD!?!?!? Edited December 9, 2015 by lonequeso 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
