Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 12, 2015 So she is the best is what. GO GO CIRCLE NINE! What do you mean that wasn't the question you asked? You said 'so what' didn't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 12, 2015 You just don't want to admit that Pong is the greatest game in the history of the universe. That includes games from far off worlds with technology so advanced player experience emotions a hundred times stronger of what we would call joy and excitement. What question should I ask? Dammit! Not again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 12, 2015 Pong is lame. It isn't even the first video game. Computer Space now, that's more like it! You should ask if Computer Space is the greatest instead! You mean you don't wanna talk about Cirno anymore then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 12, 2015 Talk about who? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 13, 2015 (edited) Now you are just teasing me. Wouldn't you rather tease me in another sense? Edited December 13, 2015 by KilloZapit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRolik 24 Posted December 13, 2015 I tease everyone the same way. I don't see why you'd want special treatment. Can you tell me more reasons why I shouldn't eat telephone polls? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thejaxinator 106 Posted December 13, 2015 Oh those old things not like i lased them with poison How to make fairy dust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 13, 2015 Same way you make crystal meth. I suggest binge watching Breaking Bad for research. Does eating a lot of trans fats make you transgender? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 13, 2015 (edited) Actually, don't tell anyone, but fairy dust is made from the leftovers when we shed the outer layer of our wings as we grow. Why fly by charging our wings with magic so the sheddings get magically charged you see. The sheddings are always flaking off when we fly too, which is why sometimes when fairies fly they leave sparklely trail! Now don't you people start poaching fairies for their wings, it really annoys us. Anyway no, it doesn't... but this will! *magically turns lonequeso into a girl* Hehehe... Who else wants to be a pretty pretty princess? Edited December 13, 2015 by KilloZapit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 13, 2015 I got good news and bad news for you. The good news is no one is going to be poaching fairy for their wings. The bad news is because I'm going to kill every last one of them for what you just did. i don't mean I or Charizard is going to shoot some huge energy blast and blow up Fairyland either. I'm getting a machete and I'm going to slaughter each and everyone of them one by one. On second thought, that would require too much effort. Hyperbeam time! See how your actions have consequences? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 13, 2015 But you are always trying to blow me and fairyland up anyway! This must be like, what, the 300th time you tried to randomly hyperbeam something? Lucky for you, I am here to help cerb your violent tentacles. To that end, I have replaced all those violent over powered DBZ powers of yours with cute magical girl powers that reply on the power of friendship, so now you will have to make friends to defeat me! Also did you a favor and turned Charizard into a level 1 female Vulpix while I was at it so you could have a cute animal companion. No need to thank me. There, how what do you say now that overpowered godmodding is used on you for once? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 14, 2015 Wrong forum game, sweetie. Wishes don't get granted here. I wouldn't have to constantly blow up Fairyland if you weren't constantly antagonizing me. Not like it matters. The damn place just respawns 5 minutes later and everyone carries on like nothing happened. Who or what is responsible for that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) What it wasn't a wish, it was super powerful magic! If you get DBZ powers I get super fairy magic. It's only (un)fair. :3 But okay I will turn you back now. Maybe now you realize feeling like you are stuck as the wrong gender isn't exactly all fun and games? Hehe... *turns you and Charizard back to normal, though wisely hightails it as soon as Charizard gets his power back* Anyway those fairylands were just doombots. Don't you think you can be a bit more creative in getting me back then blowing things up? Edited December 14, 2015 by KilloZapit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 14, 2015 Sure could. Thing is blowing up Fairyland is just so much fun. If it bores you then it's even better. Did we scare everyone else away again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzureBurstKing 72 Posted December 14, 2015 (edited) Well not much... Is there any other stupidity here aside from a fairy arguing with a dragon? Edited December 14, 2015 by AFGSyndicate97 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thejaxinator 106 Posted December 14, 2015 Don't Look At MeHow To Add Poison To Fairy Dust And Give It To A Dragon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 14, 2015 You don't want to give him anything magic related. Last time we was exposed to magic it enabled him to become a Super Saiyan. Giving him magic could have unexpected and dangerous consequences. As for the poison, have you seen how much liquor he drinks? You really think any amount of poison will slow him down in the least? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzureBurstKing 72 Posted December 15, 2015 nice question... why does everyone leave no questions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rikifive 3,411 Posted December 15, 2015 Because everything is clear for them. Why fire is hot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 15, 2015 That's not a good question to ask around a sociopathic fire breathing lizard. You're very lucky he's away doing Pokemon stuff at the moment. To answer your question, a wizard did it. Why is Rikifive pink? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thejaxinator 106 Posted December 15, 2015 Someone slapped him pink. What made lonequesos charzard a super saiyan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted December 15, 2015 My attorney has advised me not to answer that question. Why does it seem like everyone that asks how Charizard became a super saiyan has some sort of unfortunate accident? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzureBurstKing 72 Posted December 16, 2015 I don't know.. Ask him.. Why do I always change my name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kayzee 4,032 Posted December 16, 2015 Because you have a crippling insecurity in your self-identity. Why don't I ever change my name? Should I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amysaurus 734 Posted December 16, 2015 Because you had your name tattooed every one of your limbs, and it'd be painful to get those removed. No way! Why do I like dinosaurs so much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
