When I was your age...

[Makara 96]

Well, in my day teachers said humans are animals

[Saeryen 299]

Back in may day, sonny, there were no teachers! We were expected to be born either knowing everything or be sent to work on the pumpkin farm! The pumpkin farm boss was a yeti who would freeze you if you didn't grow your pumpkin exactly right. Even worse, it meant you missed Halloween.

[philteredkhaos 131]

Back in my day, nobody was born. I and my lady friend were the first 2 entities to come into existence. back when you all were just a twinkle in the galaxy's cosmic eye.

Edited October 7, 2016 by philteredkhaos

[Makara 96]

PUMPKINS

 

 

 

Well, in my day no one was a twinkle in the galaxy, but we were bodyless beings of pure energy, we were so pure we understood all and everything, we used 100% of our brain's capacity and nothing was an obstacle anymore, we were infinite!

[lonequeso 1,921]

When I was your age, we were infinite, too. Then a massive fireworks display went awry and time began. You youngins know it as the big bang. Us oldins just think of it was the worst Fourth of July ever. 

[Makara 96]

Well in my time we had a huge futuristic civilization and metalic apples of Eden, before that Fireworks happened!

[lonequeso 1,921]

Back in my day, Eden was was the fourteenth colony of the newly formed United States of America. It was attached to the eastern coast of Florida. We had many metallic apples as well as various other metallic fruits. We had stockpiled them in Eden in order to arm for a naval assault to break the British blockade. We put far too many metallic fruits in the colony, and it sunk into the ocean. It is what is the fabled lost city of Atlantis. Luckily for us, the sinking colony displaced enough water to capsize a good chunk of the lobsterback's fleet, and helped us win the war. It also sunk a good part of Florida giving it the shape it has today.