The Worst Game Dev Idea Possible

[Cookie Ninja 374]

The whole game is put on hold while waiting for Takeos resources to be completed. Date to resume the game development TBA.

 

 

 

I want emoj game the  strikes back!

[lonequeso 1,921]

Okay! We shall start production! Now to really nail how emojis think and act, our development staff are all emojis. Progress has been. . . slow.

 

I wanna play a game featuring Cookie Ninjas avatar. He looks like he's a character from Kirby so I always picture him running around those games stealing cookies. 

[Saeryen 299]

This game is about trying to steal all the cookies you can, but you steal them from innocent little 3-year-olds and make them all cry.

 

I want a game where when you turn on the console, Zuko in his 20s appears at the other side of the screen and you can talk to him in real time and maybe he'll fall in love with you. (And no one dies)

[Shiggy 630]

Zuko in his 20s appears at the other side of the screen and you can talk to him in real time and maybe he'll fall in love with you. (And no one dies)

 

Wait ,is this the Make-a-wish thread? I think I'm lost ... Can someone help me find my way back?

 

Don't mind me if you just want to play

[lonequeso 1,921]

Yay! I get to make 3 year old cry! Best game EVER. Aww... ya gotta post your terrible game idea, Shiggy. I wanna see what you can come up with.

 

I think someone has an unhealthy fascination with this Zuko person.  Okay! The game has been made. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, there is only one Zuko.

For all the millions of copies released, only 1 Zuko is programmed to talk to you. You spent hours, sometimes days waiting in a queue for your chance to talk to him. With all these women and men constantly vying for his love and affection, it becomes too much for him to take. The digital Zuko cannot kill himself either cuz someone insisted not to make him able to die. Now every waking second of his life is an unimaginable hell. He's lucky if he can get just one hour of sleep a day. He doesn't even have time to eat or use the bathroom. He slowly withers away, covered in his own filth. He has a never ceasing migraine and hunger pains so severe it feels like someone stabbed him in the stomach with a knife and is slowly twisting the blade. As all the players drone on and on an on, he prays for death, but it never comes. 

 

I want to play a 1D videogame.

[Cookie Ninja 374]

This game is about trying to steal all the cookies you can, but you steal them from innocent little 3-year-olds and make them all cry.

Sounds like me, so fair enough

 

You are a dot, going along a line. The line sometimes changes colors. The developers really couldn't think of any more features, so you end up just going back and fourth along the line for hours!

 

 

You are a zombie!

[lonequeso 1,921]

Yeah? And? Oh you want me to make a game where I'm a zombie. 

 

Okay. In this game, you wake up a 5:20 every morning so you can commute two hours into the city to your job at a call center where you do some BS telemarketing for education and talk to people who aren't exactly the best and brightest and half the time didn't realize they submitted their information about education because your company's ads are intentionally misleading. 

 

That should be my official job description. If it wasn't for internet, I really would be a zombie. That's why in this game, you cannot surf the internet and only leave your desk unless it's your break. Doing either results not in a "Game Over" screen, the game forces you to restart the day form the very beginning. 

 

Lol. I kinda want that to actually be a game now. It'd be the prequel to this.

[Raiken Jenova 28]

... A totally hardcore game where if you made a mistake, it deleted one of your important system32 data... >_________>

[lonequeso 1,921]

Okay survival horror game. Zombies are everywhere. Not the Walking Dead slow, dumb zombies either. 28 Days Later and crazy mutant Resident Evil zombies. Your weapons: A butter knife, dental floss, and a hand gun with a single bullet. There are no other weapons in the game nor are there healing items, safe spots, or any save feature. Once you start the game you have to survive fro the entire duration of the game which is 12 hours on real time. Turning the game off after starting results in a system32 file being deleted. So does dying, and everywhere you turn there's super strong zombies. You might want to save yourself some time and use that one bullet to take your life, but you cannot target yourself.

 

I want to play a traditional fighting game featuring Marvel characters fighting DC characters, but all the characters are child versions of themselves. Any character who is already a child is a fetus.

[Raiken Jenova 28]

Okay survival horror game. Zombies are everywhere. Not the Walking Dead slow, dumb zombies either. 28 Days Later and crazy mutant Resident Evil zombies. Your weapons: A butter knife, dental floss, and a hand gun with a single bullet. There are no other weapons in the game nor are there healing items, safe spots, or any save feature. Once you start the game you have to survive fro the entire duration of the game which is 12 hours on real time. Turning the game off after starting results in a system32 file being deleted. So does dying, and everywhere you turn there's super strong zombies. You might want to save yourself some time and use that one bullet to take your life, but you cannot target yourself.

 

I want to play a traditional fighting game featuring Marvel characters fighting DC characters, but all the characters are child versions of themselves. Any character who is already a child is a fetus.

heeeey isn't that unfair without any frying pan as starting melee weapon?

I mean come on, it can even repel Charizard's flamethrow...ing........

c c c c c c (>O0O)> *run as fast as I caaaaaaaaaaaan!!*

[lonequeso 1,921]

So... a game about you running away cuz there's zombies and you don't have a frying pan? Let's make that. Not only will it be made, but it will be like that movie, Gamer. The player actually controls Raiken Jenova. Will the player find the Frying Pan of 1,000 Truths and avert the zombie apocalypse or is Raiken 

Jenova doomed to be eaten by zombies?

 

I want to play a game that's all about cheese and cheese related products. The target audience: Lactose intolerant people.

[Saeryen 299]

The company who makes it gets sued because they made lactose intolerant people mad and sad. Thus, it goes off the market.

 

I want a game that's like The Sims only with cute snowmen instead of people and no death.

[TheManlyFairy 51]

Ok, but since they're snowmen they need to work and get money to buy longer branches to act as their arms because they need to propel themselves using the carts they bought to be able to move. Because they're snowmen. Also they need to harvest and integrate human remains to do things like get hungry, communicate and feel emotions because you can't sign language with branches or feel things without a brain.

 

Make a game about m. night shyamalan's  The Last Airbender.

[Saeryen 299]

You play as the Last Airbender DVD cover. You have to avoid all the hateful reviews that rabid ATLA fans (like yours truly) fling at you. However, most people got game overs immediately due to hating the movie so much and demanded a game where you play the ATLA fans trying to utterly destroy the movie. That game did come out and completely outshone your game.

 

I want a game about Calvin and Hobbes.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Making me destroy Calvin and Hobbes eh?

 

I'm going to borrow this game dev from Robot Chicken. (Google Robot Chicken + Calvin and Hobbes)

 

You play as Calvin, a socially akward boy who doesn't really get along or intetact well with other kids. He has no friends and mostly uses his imagination to deal with the lonliness. This lonliness hit its peak when not one kid showed up at his birthday party. This was the day he received Hobbes. A gift from his parents.

In an instant all the sadness and rejection was washed away be sheer joy and excitement. He begins spending all his tome with Hobbes. One night, to Calvin's astonishment, Hobbes speaks to him. Hobbes is alive? What a glorious thing! Hobbes begins to walk and talk. Oh the adventures you can have with him now. Finally a true friend that will always be there for him. At first his parent's react calmy as they see their son talking to his imiganaru friend. But then Calvin's behavior gets more and more outlandish and destructive.

Everytime his parent's scold him, he adamantly claims it was Hobbes.

 

Is Hobbes real or just a figment of Calvin's imagination? You play as child psycologist, Dr. Farnsworth. It is your duty to pull Calvin from his fantasy world before he does something truly terrible.

 

I want to play the ultimate simulation game: Sim Sandwich

Edited January 29, 2016 by lonequeso

[Saeryen 299]

Ohhh dear. It's like the Sims, only you have the option to stick your people between giant slices of bread and then a giant comes and eats them. It's rated T for Traumatize Your Kids.

 

I want an RPG based on Barbie: The Pearl Princess! (it's a film)

[lonequeso 1,921]

Still have no idea what the story is, but I can prolly guess.

 

In this game you play as Barbie, a cleptomaniac with an affinity for pearls. You start out small; petty theft, pickpocketing and such. Then one day, you see the kng and queen ride through town. The queen has thevbiggedt most elegant pearls you've ever seen. You mudt steal them! You must hone your skills in Charisma, lockpicking, agility, and others in order to sneak into the castle and steal the pearls. If you are sucessful, you will be forever known as the Pearl Princess.

 

I want to play a remake of the classic movie tie-in game, E.T. the Extraterrestrial.

[ShinGamix 101]

ET they dumped a million copies in the desert.. Lol

 

So

You play as ET. Your weapon is you finger as you going around sticking your finger in things to see what it does. At the end of each area ET smells his finger! You can either be good ET and make your way back home or be evil ET and use your finger to conquer the world

 

I want to play a sequel to boy and his blob. It will be grandpa and the goo!

[lonequeso 1,921]

Let's do it! You play as grandpa who is coping with his slow descent into senility. Goo is already there. Goo also accidently rolled over grandpa's medicine. Nwo Goo is roaming aimlessly around the city, and grandpa must find him before he forgets why he's out there. You will face many perils on the way such as navigating the mall, crossing busy streets before the light changes, and avoiding gangs of roving teenagers.

 

Lol! I kinda want to make this game now. 

 

I want make a game that shows the hellish reality of war. In this game the opposing sides have an irreconcilable difference. Chicago deep dish pizza vs. New York style. Which one is superior?

[Nyuuchan353 147]

The game is not touched with a million-foot pole.

 

Make a game about a pineapple with no sleeves.

[Strisk 7]

Pineapple with no sleeves would be a platformer game where he has to snatch up some other pineapple's sleeves as points, in the end the sleeves he snatched will be confiscated by his krab boss in the restaurant where he works in as a chef, and later on the game the pineapples who had their sleeves snatched will become angry and since they're angry their sleeves responds to their anger, turning the sleeves into a huge monster, now the protagonist pineapple must fight the final sleeve battle to save the pineapple land from the angry sleeves the pineapple citizens that has their sleeves snatched boss came in.


Make a game that is an Family Friendly RPG.

Edited May 13, 2016 by Jaydee

[Saeryen 299]

Because you said "family-friendly," it is made so that no parents at all would object. So you don't get to fight any monsters. When you do get to a monster, you're supposed to say "Time out" before the monster runs away. Except it gets harder. When you get to a boss, they run away so fast you barely have time to say it.

 

I want a game where you create your own cat character and then go on adventures in Ancient Greece.

[+ JuJu 73]

Generic Kitty Kat Kutie IV was a big success, but GKKKV was a flop. Lawsuits rose left and right about the generic characters that looked like so many online photoshopped Neko-chan images, the NPCs had dialogue strangely parallel to something from The Office, and in the end the company went bankrupt. 

 

Still, it became a cult hit from fans lucky enough to buy a copy before the Big Fallout. Long time fans of the series adored Kitty's sprite animations and everything was so cute, they were able to look past the storyline and its fault of making everything that began with a C start with a K, as well as the annoying way of making words like "Milk" turn into words like "Mewlk". Not to mention the Khariot Race at Emperor Mewro's Kolosseum . 

 

All in all, commercial failure, fan success. 

 

Tell me about that one game where the main character spends his day at a mundane job with nothing exciting, please. 

[oichidan 21]

Generic Kitty Kat Kutie IV was a big success, but GKKKV was a flop. Lawsuits rose left and right about the generic characters that looked like so many online photoshopped Neko-chan images, the NPCs had dialogue strangely parallel to something from The Office, and in the end the company went bankrupt. 

 

Still, it became a cult hit from fans lucky enough to buy a copy before the Big Fallout. Long time fans of the series adored Kitty's sprite animations and everything was so cute, they were able to look past the storyline and its fault of making everything that began with a C start with a K, as well as the annoying way of making words like "Milk" turn into words like "Mewlk". Not to mention the Khariot Race at Emperor Mewro's Kolosseum . 

 

All in all, commercial failure, fan success. 

 

Tell me about that one game where the main character spends his day at a mundane job with nothing exciting, please. 

 

This game aims to test the player's endurance to being bored and angry. The player wins if he can survive a day without getting bored or outraged at all. 

 

Basically, the player will play as a protagonist who is a university student. The protagonist has been two years being a university student. At said time, it was his third year. He had extremely been bored and fed up with his university: classes, annoying people, stupid people, bossy lecturers, incidents here and there, pickpockets, rapists everywhere, radical activists, all sorts of problems that comes to his nerve slowly got him fed. In this first day, he had decided, that should this day end up bad as do the other days, he'd commit a suicide. The player's objective is to prevent such thing from happening.

 

The day would progress this way:

• The protagonist wakes up really early in the morning to cats fighting outside. Getting out of his room would mean waking his parents, and a scolding is always ready at such cases.
• The protagonist, tired from unable to sleep, goes to the university using a public bus. On his way, his pocket had been gone to a pickpocket's inventory.
• The protagonist had to sit through three classes non-stop, the first class is 07.00-09.30, the second class is 09.30-12.00 and the third class is 12.00-16.30.
• After classes, the protagonist was about to hastily leave when his friends suddenly call for him to do a group project. In the end, the protagonist had to do everything while the friends chat and procrastinate. They threatened the protagonist, should the project ends up unfinished.
• Nighttime, it was raining heavily. The squeaky ceilings of the protagonist's room was breached by rain from above, and there was no available means to prevent the rain from pouring to the protagonist's face and bed all over.

I guess it's my idea of a day of a job with nothing exciting, and in fact, outrageous.

 

For my game idea... I want a game where the player will not get bored from always winning so easily.

[lonequeso 1,921]

Okay we shall make a new game that's sole purpose is to get the player rage quit. The game is also impossible. The final boss is immortal and after 3 hours it insta-kills your entire party.

 

I want to create a game where Speed Racer teams up with Speed Buggy.