Saeryen 299 Posted October 2, 2016 The way this game works is that the first person posts something like "If a cat eats cat food, then the cat will review the cat food online." Then, the next person has to take the "then" and turn it into an "if," like "If the cat reviews the cat food online, then the cat will be asked to be a cat food spokescat." Then the third poster would do "If the cat becomes a cat food spokescat, he'll want to develop his own brand of cat food" and so on and so forth. I'll start: If it snows, I'll build a snowman! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 2, 2016 If you build a snowman, then the forces of evil will bring it to life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 2, 2016 If the forces of evil bring it to life, the snowman will fire ice blasts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 2, 2016 If the snowman will fire ice blasts, then humanity will be doomed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 2, 2016 If humanity is doomed, we need to gather the dragonballs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 2, 2016 If we need to gather the dragonballs, we need to teleport ourselves into anime universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 2, 2016 If we need to teleport ourselves into anime universe, then we could end up in any anime universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seriel 830 Posted October 2, 2016 If we could end up in any anime universe, then we could end up in any manga universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 2, 2016 If we could end up in any manga universe, then we could likely also go to any video game universe, so long as the video game became an anime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 3, 2016 If we go to any anime video game universe, it's going to be Bleach. (surprised I didn't say Dragonball? ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 3, 2016 If it's going to be Bleach, then I'll bribe the producers of that universe to transform it into a Homestuck Universe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 3, 2016 If you bribe the producers to transform into Homestuck universe, then the Homestuck people will sue you and them too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 3, 2016 If the Homestuck people will sure you and them too, then I will move to a different anime universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 4, 2016 If you go to another anime universe, it will be a low budget, poorly drawn anime universe that no one has ever heard of except for the nerdiest of anime nerds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 4, 2016 If it's a low budget poorly drawn anime no one's heard of except anime nerds, then the anime nerds will become your biggest fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 4, 2016 If the anime nerds are my biggest fans, I would have fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 4, 2016 If you would have fans, then I would have all the cash in the world and be Emperor of all and you'd have to kneel before me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 4, 2016 If I'm the tyrannical emperor who forces everyone to kneel before me, then someone will rebel against my empire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 5, 2016 If someone will rebel against your empire, then a holy floating and talking tuna godmother will appear before you to take you to another galaxy where cats rule all the planets. And the tuna gets eaten by the cats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 5, 2016 If all of that happens, then I will pet the cats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 5, 2016 If you pet the cats, they will purr and crown you King/Queen or Catland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 6, 2016 If I'm crowned King/Queen of Catland, then I will make a decree that I get to eat Indian food for no charge every day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 7, 2016 If you make a decree that you get to Indian food for no charge every day, then you'll become Dragonborn, spit fire and be able to shout FUS RO DAH! without your throat hurting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 9, 2016 If you spit fire and yell FUS RO DAH, you'll scare your neighbors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 9, 2016 If you scare your neighbours, they will become super saiyans and attempt to erase you from existence! 1 lonequeso reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
