lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 9, 2016 If the neighbors become Super Saiyans, they will anger the Gods and they will try to exterminate all humanity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 9, 2016 If the gods try to exterminate all of humanity, then a girl with a pure heart will beg them to reconsider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 9, 2016 If a girl with a pure heart begs them, the Gods hearts will be warmed and give her a cookie. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 9, 2016 If the Gods give her a cookie, she will turn into a savage werewolf and eat the cookie like a savage. The Gods are pleased. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 11, 2016 If the Gods are pleased, Charizard will do something to displease them cuz he's a jerk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 12, 2016 If Charizard displeases the gods, then he will be forever known in mythology as a demon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 13, 2016 If Charizard will be known as a demon, he will try even harder to do bad things in order to become the best demon ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 13, 2016 If Charizard tries to become the best Demon ever, he'll attract the attention of extreme horror-movie like demons and specially Lucifer who doesn't like the sound of it one bit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 13, 2016 If he attracts the attention of horror movie demons (specifically Lucifer who doesn't like the the sound of it one bit), then he will try to star in a horror movie that puts their movies to shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 14, 2016 If he tries to outshine all the horror movie demons, there will be world peace because everyone will be too scared to misbehave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted November 20, 2016 If there is world peace because everyone's too scared to misbehave, aliens will interview us to ask how we achieved peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 20, 2016 If they ask us how we achieved world peace, Charizard will eat them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted November 21, 2016 If Charizard eats aliens, then the government of the planet those aliens are from will declare war with Earth! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 22, 2016 If aliens declare war on Earth, it will be just like the movie "Independence Day" and be all epic and cool with lots of 'splsions. Unfortunately, the aliens will return one day and it will be just like "Independence Day 2." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted November 23, 2016 If there are multiple interplanetary wars like described, then the Doctor will try to make peace between our warring worlds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 23, 2016 If the Doctor tries to make peace, he will succeed, but it will glorify doctors even more which will lead to a rap feud between Dr. Dre and Dr. Mario. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 5, 2017 If he succeeds and it glorifies doctors which leads to a rap feud between Dr. Dre and Dr. Mario, then ​Dr. Pepper will rise with his soda army and drown every living being in the universe in Dr. Pepper soda! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 5, 2017 If Dr. Pepper drowns is in soda, I will die the same way I lived. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted January 7, 2017 If you die the same way you lived, then you will reincarnate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 8, 2017 If you reincarnate, then God will appear before you and tell you you broke the Universe's logic by reincarnating. However, this God is useless, he speaks French so you might not understand him, he lives in Brussels and it's only an old man who looks like he beats his wife and has no powers, just a computer for creation of everything. And he also likes to check inside every washing machine he comes accross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 8, 2017 If the old, French, possibly wife beating crazy God tells you you broke the universes logic by reincarnating, the true God, Cthulhu will smite him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted January 11, 2017 If Cthulhu smites the old crazy French God, then the logical gods will throw a party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 12, 2017 If the logical gods are throwing a party then I wanna go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 13, 2017 If you wanna go, YOU GOTTA PAY UP ten thousand greek dracmas, else you can't pass. Because you need to pay the boat guy to take you to the party. That's the only way you can get there. Yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 13, 2017 If I gotta pay the ferryman for a ride there, then I'm glad Charon owes me a favor and I can ride for free. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
