Saeryen 299 Posted January 15, 2017 If you ride the ferry for free, Hades will get mad because only Persephone is allowed to do that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 16, 2017 If Hades gets mad, then I'll steal Persephone out of spite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 16, 2017 If you speal Persephone out of spite, you'll remember that you're still in the Underworld, there Hades bribes the Sisters of Fate to cut your line and he takes your soul into a pit of wandering souls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 16, 2017 If the Sisters of fate cut my line, the jokes on them. I sold my soul back in '98 for a donut. Totally worth it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 17, 2017 If you sold your soul back in '98 for a donut, the person you sold it to for a Donut will come to collect debt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted January 17, 2017 If the person you sold the soul for comes to collect debt, that person will sentence your soul to...watching your favorite movie with them, because you like the same movies! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 17, 2017 If you are senteced to watch the same movies with them, then the person will make you go on movie sequel marathons; and even though it's your favourite movies you still have human needs. If you leave the sofa, the debt collector steal your TV and computers while you're away! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 17, 2017 If debt collectors take my stuff then well, that's why I have a Charizard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted January 19, 2017 If that's why you have a Charizard, the debt collector will try to take your Charizard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 20, 2017 If a debt collector tries to take my Charizard, then they weren't really a debt collector. Team Rocket is up to their old tricks again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 25, 2017 If they are Team Rocket, then they are successful in stealing your Charizard and running away to the... FAROE ISLANDS (Team Rocket think it's a nice place because no one either knows this place or remembers where is it!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 28, 2017 If Team Rocket takes Charizard to a secluded island chain, then no one will hear them scream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 28, 2017 If no one hears them scream, they're probably on Alcatraz Island instead! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 29, 2017 If they are on the Rock, perhaps they will meet The Rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 30, 2017 If they meet The Rock, then one of the Team Rocket members will shout "Shazam!" and get himself in position to fight The Rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 31, 2017 If the Rocket member and the Rock fight, it will be laughably one sided in favor of The Rock. That is until another Rocket member causes a momentary distraction allowing his buddy to get a quick roll up and three count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted February 2, 2017 If all of this suff happens, then Superman will bust through the front door and wipe everyone away with his laser beam eye stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted February 2, 2017 (Pretty sure The Rock could beat up Superman.) If Superman starts shooting eye beams he will have broken his oath to not kill people and will be very sad decide not to be a superhero anymore and fly off to some distant world to live in solitude as penance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted February 2, 2017 (The Rock is the son of God (Morgan Freeman), you should have written that he lives and wrestles Superman and wins! >.<) If Superman goes to his Fortress of #FOREVERALONEitude as penance, then Bizarro will rise to rule the world. He also resuscitates The Rock! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted February 4, 2017 If Bizaro rules the world then he will surround himself with the Legion of Doom to protect him from the Super Friends. (oh yeah. We're going old school =D ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oichidan 21 Posted May 18, 2017 If Bizaro rules the world then he will surround himself with the Legion of Doom to protect him from the Super Friends. (oh yeah. We're going old school =D ) If he is to surround himself with the Legion of Doom to protect himself from the Super Friends, he'll find out that the Legion of Doom is actually the name of a baby daycare. (Jokes intended, no offense :3) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted June 1, 2017 If Bizaro finds out there's a daycare called Legion of Doom, the two entities will become embroiled in a fierce legal battle over naming rights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roninator2 257 Posted June 29, 2017 if the two entities become embroiled in a fierce legal battle over naming rights, a deal will be made that will not be beneficial to either side resulting in no one feeling happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted June 30, 2017 If neither side is happy then the terrorists win! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted November 21, 2017 If the terrorists win then Valve will release Half-Life 2: Episode 3 (aka Half-Life 3). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
