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If Valve ever releases that game, it will come with microtransactions and other BS gimmicks, and THEN the gamers will not only riot, we may even just see a burn-it-all-down show...

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If the gamers riot, Gaben (Gabe Newell, Lord Almighty of Steam) will become a fallen angel.

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If Gaben becomes a fallen angel, no one will remember them. Then, we can all make our games and play them without worry of the microtransaction system that's soon to be regulated like casino gambling.

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If we can all make our games without microtransactions, then the game market will decline and we'll be back in the 90s.

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If the game market does indeed decline to that state, we will see big box games make a comeback. Then, we'll have reason for larger shelves.

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if $TEST then puts("You must be working hard testing stuff in VX ACE! (Or XP maybe, don't know if that uses $TEST)")

 

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If the above happens, then people testing games feel loved because of Kayzee's heartwarming comment.

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If people testing games feel loved because of Kayzee's heartwarming comment, then this post gets ressurected.

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If this gets revivified (and this entry gets liked because you know what revivify references), then one can get away with murder if they have a badge. 

 

Oh wait. That's already a thing, lol

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If one can get away with murder if they have a badge, an orange is elected as the new president.

 

Oh wait...

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An orange baby, lolz 

 

If an orange gets elected, then it is only a matter of time before the clock of doom ticks midnight. 

(yes that also references an Iron Maiden song) 

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If it is only a matter of time before the clock of doom ticks midnight, then Nira, the Experiment will be successful ;)

 

 

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If Nira, the Orwellian Experiment is successful, then the mortal race will meet their end at the hands of the non-mortals. 

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If the mortal race will meet their end at the hands of the non-mortals, then the moon will colide with Mars

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If one of many satellites that orbit the many planets crash into Mars, then that's what happened. No one will be around to notice or give a damn. 

 

 

Ooh, slam! 

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If no one will be around to notice or give a damn, then the human race will start giving a damn about thing

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