Makara 96 Posted October 6, 2016 I'll press it, Alternia here I come! If you press the button, your brain grows an inch and you get super intelligence and you're able to build all those futuristic Back to Future stuff like time machines and hover boards, but if you use the gadgets yourself then you implode and everyone loses memory of you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 6, 2016 No no no no no! If you press the button, you get to write the plot of the next season of your favorite TV show, but all the actors are replaced by rubbishy ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 7, 2016 I'll pass that button, I'm too much of a perfectionist to have rubbish acting D: If you press the button, you'll destroy all evil from the world and prisons will be shut down and stuff. However, the evilness of the world will create an evil earth right next to it and they will invade the good in 1 century. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raymi100 291 Posted October 9, 2016 No. If you press the button, you will never age again and you can't die, but you'll be homeless forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axolly 8 Posted October 9, 2016 No, I want to have a nice home! If you press the button you'll be able to summon food at will, but it always lands on your head from a 50 meter drop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 9, 2016 Press it! Alcohol is food. Fall whiskey fall! *glug* *glug* *glug* If you press the button, you will have the ability to hover and fly, but lose the ability to walk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 9, 2016 I'll press it for trolling purposes! If you press the button, you'll be the most skilled person at doing everything on every RPG Maker Software, but no one will ever play your games even though they will acknowledge they're good because of the trailer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 11, 2016 No press. It would defeat the purpose of creating it. If you press the button, you will never see a pop up ad again, but they only way you can get online is via a dial up modem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 11, 2016 Not pushing it. I have four AdBlocks for that. If you push this button, you will gain one million dollars, but somebody you don't know will die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 12, 2016 No. That's just cruel. If you press the button, nothing will be able to kill you except old age, but an acorn will fall on your head every time you go outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 12, 2016 I'll push it. Something falls on me every time I go outside, anyway. XDIf you press the button, you will have any superpower you want, but you can only use the superpower while completely naked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarq 746 Posted October 12, 2016 PUSH! Invisibility activate! If you push the button you get a literal mountain of chocolate by your house BUT its a very hot day and your house isn't insured against chocolate floods. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 12, 2016 No. That's not healthy. If you press the button, you can fluently speak any language of your choice, but your understanding of English will vanish. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 13, 2016 Me fail English? That's unpossible. No press. If you press the button, you will become a master of any instrument you choose, but will also be addicted to cocaine. (just like a real rock star! ) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted October 13, 2016 Ain't pressing o.o woah cocaine no good! If you press the button, your wildest dreams will come true, for 3 weeks every months, but for 1 week to fill the rest of each month your wildest nightmares will come true! > Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 13, 2016 Noooo way. If you press the button, you get to keep any animal you want as a pet (and they'll be perfectly trained!), but litterbox duty will always be your burden. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 14, 2016 Press! One bengal tiger comin' up! If you press the button you will receive a great treasure, but only if you can get past my new tiger. (oh yeah! Linkin' posts! ) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Amnell 11 Posted October 16, 2016 Murder a tiger with a shotgun in exchange for an undefined treasure? I'll have to pass that one up. If you press the button you'll create alternate earths for every type of ideology that exists and transport people with like ideologies to the same earth, thus insuring world peace and fulfilling your own personal idea of utopia for at least the duration of your own natural life, but anyone born from that point on who doesn't agree with their planet's particular ideology will be born into a completely polarized world hostile to change. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 16, 2016 Who said you had to murder it. A juicy raw steak loaded with sleeping pills would have done the trick. You could even take the tiger as well as the treasure No press. Those would all end very badly. Humans are too diverse and unique for that to ever work. Even if everyone had one ideology, some people would inevitably end up questioning it, and the peace would be broken soon after. If you press the button, you get a brand new puppy,that's already fully house trained but another random puppy dies. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Amnell 11 Posted October 16, 2016 (edited) I would press that button, puppies are wonderful but way to hard to house train, my latest puppy barely lasted into a glorious chilled out doghood. I'd hate to cause the death of a puppy but...honestly it wouldn't be the first time. If I'm lucky the random puppy would end up being from Africa or parts of south America where dogs and humans have been so hostile to each other for so long that they instantly attack each other anyway. Edited October 16, 2016 by Alex Amnell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 17, 2016 Umm... Press? Nope. Nothing. If you press the button, a trapdoor will open. There is a 50/50 chance you'll fall into something good or something bad. Who's feelin' adventurous? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 17, 2016 Not me. -backs away from the button- Nope. litterbox duty will always be your burden. That would be no change from my current life, anyway. lolz Anyway. If you press the button, you will work the nightshift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, but you'll earn $100 a night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 17, 2016 Too bad. There was chocolate. Of course if you did press it, it would've been something bad. Nope. For one, I make about that much anyway working somewhat normal hours. Two, I'd prefer not to die anytime soon. If you press the button, you will be able to see perfectly in the dark, but light is extremely blinding and painful to your eyes. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Purple Phantom 453 Posted October 17, 2016 I'll press it. It's my life, anyway... Unless you mean computer light is added onto my list of "why I get a headache in the morning"... O.o If you press the button, you'll be able to make the best, most sarcastic quips ever. However, you're going to be renamed Jonas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 18, 2016 Nope. I already make the best most sarcastic quips EVER. If you press the button, you can spend one day in any anime universe you like. However, if you cannot get back to the same spot you are transported to at the end of the 24 hours, you will be trapped there. Also if you die there, you can never return here even if that universe allows for supernatural entities. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
