Rikifive 3,411 Posted October 18, 2016 Don't press. I'm not really a fan of anime. I do like some though, but nope. =P If you press the button, you'll be able to communicate with any animal and insect perfectly (for example being able to talk with dogs, cats, even ants etc.). However, you'll not be able to talk with, nor undertsand humans in any language anymore... Forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex Amnell 11 Posted October 18, 2016 (edited) I'd press the button, probably eventually regret it but outside of like seven people I could easily live without talking to humans anymore. Umm... Press? Nope. Nothing. ...Not sure how that happened; I remember typing one. Well, Retype: If you press the button you'll instantly see your greatest dream in life fulfilled, but with the knowledge that you'll have to live through the most terrifying nightmare you've ever had sometime in the near future as well. Edited October 18, 2016 by Alex Amnell 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 19, 2016 Press. Most terrifying nightmare I had ended up becoming a lucid dream through sheer force of will. Put an end to that shit Ready for round two? Greatest dream now would be having my game fully completed. Scratch that. Married to both Jessica Alba and Margot Robbie. Yeeeaahhhhh.... If you press the button, you will get a Klondike bar, but only if you kill a man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 23, 2016 No way. If you press the button, every PC game ever made works perfectly on your computer, but you have really slow internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 25, 2016 Nope. Slow internet is the bane of my existence. That and stupidity. If you press the button you be become a world class athlete, but you will have a IQ of 65. (that's ten below Forrest Gump.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarq 746 Posted October 25, 2016 Don't press. Being good at running aimlessly wont make me enjoy it any more. If you press the button you'll grow wings BUT your metabolism will only support Weetabix (without sugar, mind you). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted October 25, 2016 That sounds awful. No way. If you press the button, you can turn into an elephant whenever you want, but when you do, other elephants will try to make you join their herd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarq 746 Posted October 26, 2016 Press! Elephriends :3 If you press the button you will become the object of everyone's desire BUT everyone else's faces are replaced by butts. That's right, they'll be literal buttfaces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted October 27, 2016 (edited) Press! I woman with a fine body would likely at least have a nice butt face. I'm also curious how everyone having butt faces would change society. If you press the button, you will have all the powers of Aquaman, but you'll be Aquaman. The Superfriends version. Edited October 27, 2016 by lonequeso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted November 10, 2016 No thanks. If you press the button, you get to make any fictional character you want real and they'll be your best friend, but that character's enemy will also become real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 10, 2016 Press! Pikachu, I choose you! Then I'd joint Team Rocket. Mwahahaha! If you press the button, you will create one of the greatest masterpieces of art in any medium you want, but it will not be discovered until after you die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sality Senpai 62 Posted November 11, 2016 Press. When I do something special, I do it for the future generations : ) If you press the button, you will be able to bring one person that's close to you back, but that person will lose all memories of you, and won't be able to remember you (only you). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 11, 2016 (edited) No press. Bad things happen when you try to bring back the dead. Just ask the Elric brothers. If you press the button, you will be a great Alchemist, but you will lose your body and your soul will be bound to a suit of armor. Edited November 11, 2016 by lonequeso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sality Senpai 62 Posted November 11, 2016 but you will lose your boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5OqFookvlk Press. I've always wanted to be great Alchemist If you press the button, you will become a new ruler of the world. However, you will lose your mind and all memories. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted November 12, 2016 No go. If you press the button, you get unlimited free transport to your favorite vacation spot, but you can only use it during the school year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted November 12, 2016 No press. I'm not in school so it would do nothing. If you press the button, Clinton will become president, but it will start another Civil War. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 5, 2017 Won't press. Even though I don't care about America's politics much, I have a feeling if they start something of any kind, whole planet gonna get reduced to ash... If you press the button, you'll have a large slice of the "blue bits" of blue cheese just for yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 5, 2017 Blue cheese? Bleh! No press. If you press the button, you can summon a giant troll, but you will not be able to control it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 8, 2017 I'll press it!!! I don't care if I can't control it, I'll quickly hide and watch from distance while he destroys a whole city and whisper to myself "GO FORTH MY BEAST" If you press the button, you will become a space pilot, however you'll be tasked with 3 other spacepeople to a mission to enter a wormhole which leads you to a solar system of 3 planets and a blackhole with as much light and warmth as a sun, and you must pick the correct planet to colonize else you must stay on that planet forever because you don't enough fuel to visit all 3. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 8, 2017 (edited) I can gets off dis planet?! Presspresspresspresspresspresspress!!! 1 of 3 seems better than our odds here right now. If you press the button, you get to live on the planet I colonize as a slave. Edited January 8, 2017 by lonequeso Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 17, 2017 I think I'll press, I assume you are lucky so you might pick the good planet <.< If you press the button, you'll become the king of beggars in the medieval ages, however you will always be hunted by numerous assassins and organizations, even the King and so on. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 18, 2017 Not really big on begging. I'd rather to the one doin' the assassaintin', too. No press. If you press the button, you'll become king of your own realm, but it will be in Minecraft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saeryen 299 Posted January 22, 2017 Press! I've never tried Minecraft because it costs money, but if this means I get it for free, sure! I like free games. If you press the button, you will discover a new animal, but the new animal must be named Far-Eastern Cat Magpie. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lonequeso 1,921 Posted January 25, 2017 What it is not from the far East nor a cat or magpie and not trademarked? People would very confused. People would be confused?... Press! Mwahahaha!!! If you press the button another new species of animal will be created. It will be an apex predator and it's favorite prey is -you guessed it- Far-Eastern Cat Magpieâ„¢ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makara 96 Posted January 28, 2017 I won't press it, I bet Saeryen would shank us all at night in some dead end street if we killed her trademarked cat thing. If you press the button, lonequeso will be the Far-Eastern Cat Magpieâ„¢ 's favourite food! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
