Will You Press The Button?

[lonequeso 1,921]

Why wouldn't it like cheese?

 

If Lonequeso is the Far-Eastern Cat Magpieâ„¢ 's favourite food, then the Far-Eastern Cat Magpieâ„¢ will learn the hard way that Lonequeso is quite toxic.

[Makara 96]

Lonequeso, that's the wrong game x'dddddddd

[lonequeso 1,921]

Whoops clicked the wrong link. 

 

If you press the button,  Lonequeso will play the right forum games, but all of his posts will be highly offensive. 

[Makara 96]

I'll press it, that ought to be hilarious!

 

If you press the button, I, Flashy the Fashionable King of Alternia and Beyond will challenge you for offensive posts match! MWHAAHAHAHA.

[lonequeso 1,921]

No press. We'll both be banned.... ya bastard. 

 

There is a room with twenty buttons. If you press the right one, you will win a billion dollars. If you press the wrong one, you will die. One in twenty chance. Will you press the button?

[Makara 96]

*Pulls out dictionary of WoW offensivenesses*

 

Ya bloody low level hunter! What's the meaning of this noob tactic? Have you even done this raid before?! I won't press no buttons, you casual player! I bet you weren't at the opening of Ahn'Qiraj even! Learn how to crow control!

If you press the button, it will be your turn to pick one of the buttons, however, 19 will disappear, leaving one button only to press and the reward is doubled by 100 billion dollars and extra 50 years of life?

[lonequeso 1,921]

Press! I hacked the game so I win. Just the money though. Not sure if I want to be alive that long the things are going. Unless I'm immortal. Like body imperious to all damage immortal or at least instantly regenerate DBZ style. 

 

If you press the button, Donald Trump will be replaced by Bernie Sanders as POTUS, but Hitler be reincarnated and take over the body of a top ISIS leader.

(Ooo... would I? Would I dare?)

[oichidan 21]

Press! I hacked the game so I win. Just the money though. Not sure if I want to be alive that long the things are going. Unless I'm immortal. Like body imperious to all damage immortal or at least instantly regenerate DBZ style. 

 

If you press the button, Donald Trump will be replaced by Bernie Sanders as POTUS, but Hitler be reincarnated and take over the body of a top ISIS leader.

(Ooo... would I? Would I dare?)

 

I daresay I'd press the button! The replacement of Donald Trump will soon die anyway if Hitler reincarnates and plays the role of a top ISIS leader, as will we. Even if I don't press the button, Donald Trump will pretty much screw up the world, so either way, it's a doom choice.

 

If you press the button, you'll find a hefty sum of 1$ that will double daily (1, 2, 4, 8, 16, etc.) inside your room, but you'll experience worst nightmares if you don't lick someone's abs each passing day.

[Saeryen 299]

On 1/27/2017 at 7:16 PM, Makara said:

I won't press it, I bet Saeryen would shank us all at night in some dead end street if we killed her trademarked cat thing.

Please don't say that kind of stuff about me. It hurts my feelings.

[Makara 96]

1 hour ago, Saeryen said:

Please don't say that kind of stuff about me. It hurts my feelings.

Hum, I apologize?

[Saeryen 299]

1 hour ago, Makara said:

Hum, I apologize?

Thank you.

[PhoenixSoul 1,404]

(Well, this was fun until @Saeryen broke it...)

 

Revival.

 

From the previous, dusty button, I say f*** no, because I'm not into licking abs.

 

See this button? It's a button, like the buttons on my blouse? No, because I'm wearing a dress, and if you press the button I hold in my hand, you'll be wearing the same dress, and the rest of my outfit, but only because you would of stolen it from an abandoned Sears. lol

[Makara 96]

No presserino, I'll keep my suit, fit for a King such as myself!

 

 

If you press the button, your blood will be Indigo. Yes, that means you'll be my servant. Kneel. No wait, fetch me some grape faygo then kneel. No, wait, after fetching the faygo, get on all fours so I may rest my royal feet on your back. Whomever presses my button should feel honored to serve someone as majestic as me.