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No one really plays games anymore. Maybe this will change it. Simple enough.

 

The first person posts a simple premise for a story i.e. Earth is under attack by Aliens!, or John Every man must overcome all odds to lead his team to be sportball champions. 

 

The next person posts an unexpected twist to the story. After that, this person has two options. If you want to keep adding twist to the story, you're all done. The next poster's job will be to add another twist. The second option will be to post your own story premise. 

 

To keep the twists from going on endlessly, each story will be limited to 5 twists. Anyone who posts a 6th twist will be sent to a work camp.

 

To make things clear and simple please follow this format.

 

Story:  Earth is under attack by Aliens!

 

Twist! They are led by Chuck Norris!    

 

Then either:

 

Double Twist! Chuck Norris has secretly been an alien this whole time.

 

OR

 

Story: John Every man must overcome all odds to lead his team to be sportball champions.

 

Counting the twists as we go will make it easy to keep count. 

 

 

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Okay. I shall start

 

Story: A family takes a pleasant trip to the beach.

Edited by lonequeso

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Double Twist: Due to an error in the navigation system it is revealed the planet is actually....Earth! The native Earthlings have become more advanced during the time taken to travel 'between' solar systems.

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LMAO that double twist would make a 10 oscar movie, some 2017 A Space Odyssey content right here

 

Story: Long ago in a galaxy far far away... there were Jedi and Sith. One day a Jedi found a kid named Walter White Anakin Skywalker and kidnapped trained him to become a jedi kid kidnapper with mental issues powers.

Later on, the kid grows up and bakes cakes turns evil and kills everyone and everything and becomes Darth Maul Jr. Vader, a big evil guy with heavy breathing and black emo suit.

Later on, his kid that he didn't know he had also goes into training to become a pornography actor Jedi with Yoda, a green frog thing creature of sorts, whom was very old.

After that training, later on, Luke SkylarWhitewalker goes and learns he's the kid of Darth Vader, then he kills him and and also Vader's  Blink 182 grandpa chancellor evil guy.

And also later on the ghost of Vader and Obi Fan Ok Noob appear as ghosts or something and are happy.

 

(I probably used too much. And later on I'll be checking this thread again because I like this game. Later on guys. Later on.)

Edited by Flashy

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@Tarq "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!"

 

Why am I tempted to kill my game by making every twist "It was all a dream."? *sigh* This is why i can't have nice things...

 

Anyway.. Twist! The empire is brought down by Ewoks.

 

Story: The fate of the world depends on two heroes. 

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Quintuple Twist! Ater a night of passionate sex, the biggest secret of their pasts is revealed. They are siblings! (ewww!)

 

 

Story:

 
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

Edited by lonequeso

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Double Twist! Will Smith burts throught the Castle doors and takes the crown. After shoot everyone and everything with paralyzing darts and putting them in a dungeon.
 
Story:
 


Gather up everyone. I'm gonna tell you a tale.

 

Once upon a time in the early mornin'

In the town of Northshire a Noob was born,

And he yawned and stretched and blinked through the mornin' light.

 

And he saw an NPC that was standing right there

With an yellow exclamation mark over his head,

So he asked that fella just what was around to fight.

 

Well the noob was ordered to kill some of the gnolls,

So he ran right over and did what he was told, but by the time he was over, that Noob was really done...

“I’m way too uber for the likes of this place†he said “I think it’s time to pick up the paceâ€.

So he boldly left town even though he was only level one...

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Twist! The gnolls weren't unfriendly. They just wanted to write songs all day. Noob found out that the NPC who'd ordered him to kill them was actually the evil emperor Pompouston!

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